Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Kurt and Scotty talk about about how octopuses might be aliens, a veteran using fortune cookie numbers to win the lottery, a man who finds dozens of tunnels under his house and a village in Antarctica where people aren’t allowed to have their appendix! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Becky Lucas (comedian, The Becky and Cam Hotline podcast) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a woman with two vaginas, a woman who ate so much sushi she ended up in the hospital, Turkmenistan’s leader doing donuts next to a flaming crater, a man who survived 27 hours at sea following a tsunami and the guy who played Barney the Dinosaur’s tantric sex business! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about sleeping with twin brothers, reheating chicken and falling asleep, going on a date with a porn star and parents who decided on different names for their baby! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taylor Tomlinson (comedy, Sad in the City podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a flock of pigeons abducted in NYC, a doctor who branded patients livers with initials, a vacuum robot that escaped from a Cambridge Travelodge and a man who’s job was so tedious he suffered from bore-out and sued! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Robby Hoffman joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who runs a moist towelette museum out of a planetarium, how a bartender's tip led to an arrest in a buoy burning, a man that tried to fill a scuba tank with weed smoke and lost his testicles and a man who lied to his wife for over a decade about Haribo gummy bears! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty read confessions about stealing snacks that an ex that used to hide around the house, faking a British accent to impress a girl and dating someone and not being able to pronounce their name! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about North Korea’s claim that Kim Jong Il invented burritos, a woman who yelled she was engaged out her window in NYC, the 90 Day Fiancé star who had to stop selling her farts, a woman who ran 49 red lights in her ex boyfriend's car and how the last time the Suez Canal was blocked a micro nation formed! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty are joined by Elizabeth Taylor and Alix Shapiro of True Beauty Brooklyn to talk about making plastic out of salmon sperm, a man who was born a dwarf and died a giant, a bride who got pooped on, vomited and then passed out, a girl that found Bronze age axes with a metal detector and a man who fell out of a Subway ceiling after a robbery spree! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about getting revenge on bad roommates, looking up big boobs on mom’s work computer and a roommate who tried to get their money back on a dead fish! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about a dad being hypnotized and an encounter with a weird man involving photography and cashews! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lillie West (Lala Lala) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a cheese fire shutting down a Norwegian tunnel, college banning animal nudity, envelopes full of money found in Joel Osteen’s church walls and cyberpunk albatrosses! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Bananas live from the Dynasty Typewriter in LA! Georgia Hardstark joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how many communions it would take to actually eat Jesus, a lost hiker who ignored calls from rescuers, farting into petri dishes and a man who eats all his meals at Six Flags! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty read confessions about a dog who ate 11 stuffed animals twice and a woman who brought a kangaroo and iguana to a hair salon! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about plagiarizing famous people’s autographs and how a doctor thawed cadavers! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about how bookstores can make people have to poop, Ranch-nog, a rain storm that only fell on one car, NASCAR’s flim-flam man and sand being inducted into the toy hall of fame! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Bananas live from The Bell House in Brooklyn, NY! Special guest Hannah Pilkes joins Kurt and Scotty talk about an update on the bishop who left the church for a Satanic writer, a space cloud of booze, a cow that escaped a slaughterhouse and went to a water park and a woman who kept feeding her neighbor's sad horse! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about a friend with a mysterious party trick, and an incident with a raccoon at a thrift store! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a very eclectic dad and a college confession about peeing on steaks! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about Instagrammers flocking to a toxic dump, a man who broke a record juggling axes, a snowstorm that left dozens stranded in UK pub and how seals have an 18 second memory! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hannah Einbinder (Hacks) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a math tutor who posts his lessons on Pornhub, a car parked in the same spot for 47 years, a turkey on the loose in Rhode Island and sandals from Kmart that make a fart noise!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty read listener stories about yard flamingos and swingers and a creepy customer at a coffee shop! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about stealing a desk from work and pulling one over on the man! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Bananas live in Fort Wayne, Indiana! Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who declared his love using Rubik’s Cubes, a man who ejaculates from his anus and urinates feces, a chicken who lived for months without a head and a Texas football coach’s stripper girlfriend's monkey that bit a child! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Morgan James (new album A Very Magnetic Christmas) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a man who was arrested in a car chase and claimed to be teaching his dog to drive, a dating app for cat lovers, a man creating a cow helicopter, the number one delivered item by Uber Eats in 2021 and a 25 year old puddle! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about lying about being on “happy pills”, tricking a significant other into eating leftovers and leaving a butt imprint on a church piano bench! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.