Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Kurt and Scotty read a listener about their mom's eventful trip to the zoo as a child! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Bananas After Dark! Kurt and Scotty talks about a Korean kid's game called Poop Needle, a man who stole a lawn mover and cut the victim’s grass, nuking the moon and a woman who gave birth at a Metallica concert!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Bananas live from Vancouver, Canada! Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman that brought a wild bobcat into her house, how a falling meatball caused a student to fail a test, a Spanish driver that ate hash cakes and a woman who had a drinking glass in her bladder for 4 years! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about peeing in sibling's beds while they slept, hanging up the phone while dad was trying to book a hotel and a man that fell off a cruise ship. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a toilet that turns human feces into crypto, the 13 most fascinating festivals, a senior citizen that stole a jacket from an art museum, a McDonalds customer that was fined for eating his food at Starbucks and how Walden Pond is being killed by urine! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about how Nebraska got it’s own Navy, a soccer player fired after farting too much, fish causing the ocean to move when they have sex, holy water spiked seltzer, a flamingo on the loose in Texas, the speed texting record, Nissan creating it’s new car smell and the Harry Potter broomstick toy that might be a vibrator! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty read listener stories and confessions about a store clerk who didn’t know what a banana was, stealing money from mom for sweets, being a secret alcoholic and getting sober and pretending to have pinkeye to get out of work! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Bananas live from the Aladdin Theater in Portland! Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who almost lost his penis after pubic hair cut off circulation, a man who snorkeled into a music festival, an Australian paraglider who landed and was immediately punched by kangaroo and how Jeff Koons is sending sculptures to the moon! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Katie Notopoulos (technology reporter for Buzzfeed) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about Dallas getting Rick-Rolled by a massive QR code, pizza shop workers that took down a robber only to realize it was their former boss, giving lions oxytocin and a man who got his nose broken when a paraglider crashed into him!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about bad neighbors! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a college student who demanded an airplane from Pepsi, how most people can't name all their grandparents, a vasectomy doctor named Dick Chopp, a man who offered free pancakes to make friends and an elderly woman who got arrested for a slow speed chase! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cristela Alonzo (comedian, actress, writer) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Denver man who faces felony charges over making a pickle ball court, a man who delivered his resume to companies by dressing up as a donut delivery person and a woman who allowed a baby bird to nest in her hair! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about tampon stealing revenge and releasing groundhogs into someone else’s garden! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Charlize Theron joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the wild world of experimental surgery, multiple people who fell out of a building after man fell off a nearby roof, a foul mouthed crow that befriended a school class and a woman who discovered a naked man who had been living in her trunk for 3 days! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Natasha Leggero and Moshe Kasher (The Endless Honeymoon podcast) join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a vulva shaped spaceship, including wax figures of celebrities in your wedding, volunteers needed for the muff festival and a goat that helped with a police chase! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Bananas live from Tacoma, Washington! Jessica Dobson returns to the podcast to chat with Kurt and Scotty about a man who tried to cash a 368 billion dollar check, a woman who hired Miss Bigfoot for a kids birthday party, a model school pupil who turned out to be a 30 year old imposter and a hero dog that faked rescuing children for treats! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about person who lived with their partner and cheated with their roommate and lying about dating Chad Kroeger! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Zainab Johnson (comedian, Upload) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about certain emotional support animals not being allowed to fly anymore, a church clock that was fixed with two cans of WD40, a man rescued twice in two days while hiking in Arizona, ranch dressing diamonds and how vegetables might not actually help your help! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kara Klenk and Liza Treyger (That's Messed Up: An SVU Podcast) are back on Bananas to chat with Kurt and Scotty about a robot that bought ecstasy online, a man who was arrested after stealing a car and leaving it on train tracks, the story about the Shakespeare fanatic that introduced all the Bard's birds to America and a Massachusetts woman who won a trip to New Hampshire on The Price Is Right! S...

Kurt and Scotty talk about another incident where someone barfed out their dentures and other adventures at sea! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bridget Everett (Somebody Somewhere on HBO Max now) chats with Kurt and Scotty about why the US is hiding billions of pounds of cheese, a man who tried to sneak 52 lizards and snakes into the US, free rent for a walrus impersonator and a man who broke into a home, took a bath, drank a beer and left $200 for damages! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sasheer Zamata (SNL, Woke, Best Friends podcast) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a drunk brawl at DisneyWorld, a priest who baptized people incorrectly for years, a company that is offering people $6000 to smell their dog's poop, a kid who snuck his own book into the library and a woman who faked pregnancy for paid time off! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about laughing at a date's tattoo, breaking a gas pump, pooping in front of your significant other, a man who got out of the car to yell at another driver and his car went off a cliff, food halls in college, pretending to be an architect and fashion blogger to get into parties and faking a friends community service hours! See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...

Sheila Carrasco (Ghosts) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who gets his dentures back after losing them 11 years earlier, the internet of dongs, a cross-country Olympic skier who suffered a frozen penis and the worst Olympian ever! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a ribbon cutting at the world’s smallest park, a man who pranked people at his own funeral, a bored security guard who doodled on a million dollar painting, banned baby names and the FDA dropping it’s regulation for French dressing! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.