Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Kurt and Scotty talk about a texting mix up that resulted in strangers visiting a new baby, a man falls into a vault toilet trying to retrieve his sunglasses and the first straight to VHS movie in 20 years! Get bonus episodes and more at  Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link:  https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudi...

Kurt and Scotty talk about if all the water on earth been peed before, a head shop sued by FIFA for making a bong that looks like the World Cup trophy, competitive documentary editing and Six Flags bans guest for life after roller coaster video stunt! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link...

Ophira Eisenberg is back on Bananas! She joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how we almost forgot about moon trees, Ohio's forbidden ravioli and scientists find yeast in mummy’s guts and use it to make sourdough! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link:  https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omn...

Christie Boschman (@ThatDocumentaryGirl on Instagram and TikTok) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a cockroach kingpin who was caught with 100,000 live cockroaches, comedians put up fake tech ads in subway stations and one turned out to be real company and a man was attacked by an alligator after jumping into swamp to flee a DWI stop! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Sup...

Kurt and Scotty talk about how that Falmouth worm charming championships managed to charm only one worm, a man who survived a lightning strike said it was unbearable, the Teletubbies get Soprano subtitles and a couple is accused of having sex while driving stolen SUV! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions...

Kurt and Scotty talk about a 6 year old that found a 1300 year old sword on a school trip, a man returns fanny pack with $30k after finding it in a Wawa bathroom, Robert Fripp unsure why doctors shaved his balls while getting heart surgery and sexy calendar priest isn’t even a priest! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest s...

Katie Rich and Holly Laurent join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a newlywed couple has their families compete to see who takes their partner’s last name, school children are left horrified as an ancient skeleton emerges sitting upright on the playground and a guy rates benches around UK! " Soccer Moms ” is a production of iHeartMedia and Will Ferrell’s Big Money Players network,&n...

Kurt and Scotty talk about a strongman that pulled truck with his penis while on fire, PizzaHut is brining back their summer reading program, suckerfish are hiding in manta ray’s buttholes and a French sailor gave away location of nuclear warship but logging onto Strava! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link:  https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See om...

Kurt and Scotty talk about  how children are drawing mustaches on their faces to trick online age tests, 132 hamsters broke loose on a passenger plane forcing it out of service for days, a woman is driven to insanity by a taunting bird and a woman delivered her own baby in car traveling 60 mph! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link:  https:...

Kurt and Scotty talk about the Bovine Baron’s Denver milk-off, half a million dollar corporate retreat goes horribly wrong, Gertie the world’s oldest chicken, and the world’s largest t-rex statue needs a new home Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link:  https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...

Kurt and Scotty talk about the true story behind Sky King, California man arrested for swapping pasta for Lego pieces and returning them and what are Scientology runs and why is Gen Z obsessed with them! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link:  https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Xyla Foxlin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who built a submarine for his parrot, cat lost during a hurricane is reunited with family 443 days later, the Chernobyl fungus seems to have evolved an incredible ability and afatberg weighing 100 tons found in London sewer! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link:  https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See o...

Pooja Mehta joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how octopuses get extra cuddly on ecstasy, paragliders narrowly avoid landing in polar bear enclosure and people who can mentally time travel! Learn more about Raj Mehta Day of Good at www.rmdayofgood.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a dog that helped solve a murder, man wanted to eat his passport so plane had to make emergency landing and a student discovers second new planet in one year! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link:  https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Megan Gailey joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how an artist stole the top of a England’s highest peak, what is Dyngus Day and New York and the radium craze! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link:  https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about how Morrissey canceled a show because he was sleepy, a Texas cruise ship sets margarita world record, pioneering method uses plastic water bottles into a drug to treat Parkinson’s and runners discover they can churn butter while running! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link:  https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudi...

Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who was rescued by firefighters after getting stuck in phone booth trying to order a kabob, mayor urges public not to eat toilet seats, travelers trapped on runway for hours, drunk mandolin thief has second thoughts and returns mandolin and the wildest collab of the year includes bear poop! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who accidentally gained control of 7,000 robot vacuums, Little Caesar's ex-employee arrested after breaking into restaurant and selling pizzas, the time Bob Dylan was accidentally arrested in New Jersey, a man sets his house on fire while trying to kill spider and a dog that refuses to go near a 100 year old painting! Support this podcast by shopping our latest spo...

Kurt and Scotty talk about fully grown sea lions that won’t stop nursing, a Massachusetts man using blow torch on roof to melt ice burns house down, an LA man who gave alcohol to a hawk is charged and a lollipop man is told to stop giving kids high fives! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link:  https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/lis...

It’s Bananas live from Austin! Blair Socci joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a dating website just for people who work with dead bodies, woman sentenced for accusing her ex of illegally accessing her bank accounts from outer space, restaurant promises to rescue female diners on bad dates and a person who swallowed a six inch spoon! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor d...

Debra DiGiovanni joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who breaks into a house, cleans it and leaves an invoice, cannibalistic jellyfish with vanishing anuses are invading Venice and the museum of personal failure! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link:  https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kenice Mobley joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who went into a hospital with live a WWII bomb up his butt, an iconic Hells Kitchen watering hole re-opens, what did dinosaurs feel like and mormon women are going crazy over new sacred underwear! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link:  https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/listener for...

Kurt and Scotty talk about how cats think you’re a big baby and they’re your mom, crotch enlarging scandal already hit winter Olympics and Ohio true crime restaurant serves criminals’ last meals! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link:  https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Albertina Rizzo joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about an American dad who wakes up speaking Spanish after every surgery, a man swam around Manhattan wearing handcuffs and the first Costco apartment complex is coming to Los Angeles! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who passed her drivers test after 950 tries, a British endurance swimmer becomes the first to swim all the way around Iceland, Seattle health officials tell people to flush rats back down the toilet if one comes up and a grandfather accidentally takes home the wrong child from daycare! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at th...