Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Kurt and Scott tell a listener stories about fake snow causing chaos and a found dildo on a cruise! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Celia Pacquola joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the dancing plague of 1518, a fake pilot caught after flying planes for 20 years, a woman that sued Geico after having sex in a car and getting an STD and how the inventor of the Pringles can was buried in one! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Bananas live in Hamden, Connecticut! Danielle Henderson (I Saw What You Did podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about Pablo Escobar’s hippos being declared people, a man who made his date pay for $100 tacos at Taco Bell, a human zookeeper that fathered chicks with a murderous crane and the cigarette smoking, beer chugging bear that helped fight Nazis! See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...

Kurt and Scotty get a call on the Banana phone and the listener tells a story about accidentally stealing a seeing-eye dog and they tell a story about a listener’s friend named Ricky! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about an interesting friend from law school, and a very strange pizza delivery! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a remote that repels dancing grannies, a woman who beat off robbers with a Rock Band guitar, a meteorite landing on a woman’s pillow and cats being annoyed that their owners are home more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell a listener story about how hot dogs caused a divorce! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

SuChin Pak joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a drunk pilot who landed a a plane on New York City streets twice, a forklift driver who was buried under 50 tons of cheese, a family who’s dog turned out to be a bear and a suspicious package outside a library in Oregon! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kendra Cole (writer on The Wonder Years) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a clown shortage in Ireland, wild boars attacking Shakira, two kids who got locked in a super market overnight, a missing drunk man that joined a search party looking for him and the new Amazon robot that throws itself down stairs! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mary Roach (new book Fuzz out now!) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a crypto-currency trading hamster, how many s’mores you could make out of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, a miracle shark baby and lab grown woolly mammoths! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell a listener story about going on a cruise and accidentally breaking the law! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tells listener stories about working at the geriatric ward in a hospital and a very crazy pizza delivery! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aisling Bea (This Way Up on Hulu now!) talks with Kurt and Scotty about how penguins and badgers have a gas from Venus in their feces, a man who left a photocopy of his face at a building he broke into, an update on the man who won a candy factory and a raccoon living a luxurious life in an attic! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about how a man’s sexual performance led to arson, a man that stabbed himself while driving and eating Taco Bell, how animals flirt, a man who lost his life savings on a carnival game, a man who dumped his sex doll for an ash tray and how eating a hot dog takes a year off your life! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell a listener story about a naked man who was found in a yard, and a man who drank two light beers and got way too drunk and fell asleep in a race car! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about a very boring professor and accidentally attacking a mail delivery person! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Allison Fields joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who could eat anything and used his skill to become a spy, the Deerfield Testicle Festival, a bishop who left his job after falling in love with a Satan worshipper, a man who stuffed a live eel up his butt to cure constipation and psychic bum readings! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kristen Schaal returns to the podcast to talk to Kurt and Scotty about a man who could suck water into his anus, a secret apartment in a mall, the Moronic Moped Marathon, the girl who won a handwriting contest and the tree that owns itself! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about a customer who really wanted to bring a pet pig into a store and a very eccentric co-worker! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about stealing toilet paper from work, hooking up with guy who didn’t own toilet paper and a substitute that ran out of class because his cat was in the microwave! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about autocorrect and a car accident and a neighborhood's Christmas mannequin! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about scientists accidentally creating daddy short legs spiders, a naked man arrested for floating down the river while running from bail bondsmen, the universe being conscious, a man who used a a first class plane ticket to eat for free at the airport for a year, an update on Prancer the demonic chihuahua and the full story about the woman with the fudge recipe on her tombsto...

Kurt and Scotty talk about a naked high speed chase involving Satan, a house cat that shut down a school, football sized goldfish, a woman being hit by a plane while kayaking, the kayak court of Salt Lake City and a fudge recipe on a headstone! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this minisode Kurt and Scotty talk about Scotty's infamous pants parties, a strange passenger on a plane and a 3 year old who loves an Austrian concert violinist! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about waking up and finding a drunk man in your hotel room and a clown traumatizing a kid at a birthday party See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.