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With Elektra the Boys ponder the age old question of "How do you make a movie about magical ninja assassins boring?" The bottom of the barrel has been reached but according to the prophecy, they have to go deeper. Help them... for God's sake... help them!

The boys return for the final entry in the Blade Trilogy. Is it as bad as everyone says? Or will this film be saved by Triple H's deadpan delivery and his... Vampire Dogs? Tune in to find out!

Wes Craven teams with comedy giant Eddie Murphy. What could possibly go wrong? A lot apparently. The boys watched Vampire in Brooklyn, a movie that was panned on release but now has a cult following. Why?

Freddy's back! This time he's in the real world! Or is he? We explore Wes Craven's New Nightmare, in our opinion, one of the best in the nightmare franchise and an interesting look in to the future of horror.

Is this the greatest superhero movie of all time? Maybe, maybe. Is it the best Spider-Man movie? In this humble schlubs opinion, it very well could be! Join us as we talk about everyone's favourite awkward hero in Spider-Man 2!

The boys are back in the world of The Punisher. He's on a one man mission to torture, murder and expose the gangsters that murdered his family. The dark, gritty streets of... Tampa? Tampa... huh. The dark, gritty streets of Tampa will never be the same!

In what could be the ultimate entry for "Terrible title but great movie", the boys discuss The People Under the stairs! This movie has everything you need: a socially conscious message, gore, humour and a tall man in a gimp suit! May you burn in hell it you miss it!

You ready for Shocker? Not that one you dirty bastards! It's Wes Craven's failed attempt at a franchise! Why is the first half hour so good? What's with the awkward tonal shifts? Why does everything seem rushed and sluggish at the same time? Join the boys and find out!

How can a movie about a big, green, angry man fighting the military be depressing? Add in a backstory filled with trauma, that's how! The boys discuss maybe the most misunderstood Marvel film, Hulk!

X-Men 2: electric Boogaloo!! We return to the world of mutants with X2! The boys ponder why this movie is considered the best in the franchise, whether the X-Men are suitable to care for kids and the logistics of the school as a whole. It's a good one.

It's Voodoo time baby! The boys head to Haiti where they'll mix with the locals, practice that old time religion and get caught up in good ol' political turmoil. All whilst trippin' balls! did we mention this movie is spooky as hell? It's The Serpent and the Rainbow!!!

Ah teenage love! The best of times, except when she become a robot. What do you mean that hasn't ha... The boys watched Deadly Friend, Wes Craven's most head-scratching movie yet!

The boys look at Ben Affleck's first foray in to the superhero genre with the much maligned Daredevil. Is this the most 2003 movie ever? Yes! Is it an underrated classic? Tune in to find out!

Join the boys as they discuss a childhood classic Spider-Man. Do they still hold it in high regard or will they remove the rose tinted glasses as they remember the CGI, the campness and Peter castrating his arch nemesis?

You thought we'd left the desert? Oh you're very mistaken. We're heading back on a bus with some extremely annoying dirt bikers. Join us as we discuss a new contender for worst movie seen on the show! Who'll survive? Who cares?

It's a big one! The boys discuss Wes Craven's timeless classic: A Nightmare on Elm Street! After sweltering in the deserts and trudging through the Swamps it's good to come home.

The boys travel to Prague, city if great nightlife, beer, a rich history and mutant vampires! Will this highly anticipated sequel live up to the hype or will it suck (your blood)?

On what is possibly their most unhinged episode yet, the boys discuss the best Marvel movie they've seen (so far) X-Men! Is Magneto stupid? Is Charles a bad guy? What's with the gimp suits? Listen and find out!

The boys have been to the desert, toiled in farmland and now they're exploring the swamps! What dangers will they encounter? Gators? Snakes? How about a giant plant man? The Wes Cravenathon continues with Swamp Thing.

Ever wanted to live in the 1800s? Ever wanted to be a part of a close-knit God fearing community? Every wanted to Marry your Cousin? Then join the Hittites! Just watch out for the Incubus the next farm over and you'll forever be sweet in the nostrils of God.

You are invited to attend Blaze's rockin' New Year's Eve TV extravaganza! Expect great punk music, a guy with Mommy issues and Murder! What more could you want!?

HO HO HOLY SHIT!!! IT'S THE ARCHIVE PANIC CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!!! Join the boys for the festive season where they talk about a potential modern day Christmas classic "Violent Night". It's got guns, gore, Santa and insufferable family members. It's the perfect Christmas!

Our journey in to the world of Marvel takes a dark and bloodthirsty turn with this weeks movie, Blade. Will they survive the sheer levels of 90s bullshit this movie has to throw their way? Or will they embrace the darkness and come out the other side? Tune in and find out!

Join the boys as the explore the darkest depths of the Marvel Cinematic experience. This is quite possibly the worst movie Archive Panic has covered thus far. You have been warned

The boys take a trip in to the desert on their journey through the films of Wes Craven. They'll have to survive the deadly wildlife, the heat and the family of crazed cannibals as they discover that The Hills Have Eyes.