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The boys head to Japan to weeb out with their favourite jacked Canadian madman. Will they encounter ninjas? Samurai? Mechs? Soaplands? Maybe. Join us on a cultural exchange as we cover The Wolverine!

A mysterious building with Arcane Symbols engraved on the walls, people disappearing never to be heard from again and nightmare neighbours on every floor. No it's not a Glasgow high-rise. It's the Toolbox Murders! Is it a hidden gem? Or another step in the decline of Tobe Hooper's career? Tune in to find out!

Nothing beats a trip to scenic Lake Sobek with it's murky water, historic ruined buildings and its friendly locals. The Boys take a dive down to the lake to find out if the local legends of a giant reptile in the lake are true. Its Crocodile time!

The boys return to the MCU with Iron Man 3. Is it as bad as the so-called Mandarin Fans would have you believe? Or is it another tick in the plus column for director Shane Black? Tune in and find out!

The boys swing back in to action with the decidedly more Sci-Fi take on the webbed wonder. Is it worthy of reappraisal or does it remain in the Shadow of Sam Raimi's fantastic Trilogy? Tune in to find out!

What's scarier than working a soul destroying, back breaking factory job for life? Working a soul destroying, back breaking factory job with demonically possessed machinery! It's The Mangler!!!

Welcome to Egypt! Are we gonna uncover an ancient tomb? No, silly, we're gonna join a secret BDSM sex cult and ride around on horse with our dongs out! It's Night Terrors!

Remember the hype? Remember the anticipation? Remember Tumblr losing it's god-damn mind over Tom Hiddleston as Loki? This week the Boys discuss one of the biggest crossover events in movie history: The Avengers!

Can Idris Elba be in good movies please? No? The boys tackle one of the worst Marvel movies of all time, Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance!

Top 3 childhood fears: The Bermuda Triangle, Loch Ness Monster and Spontaneous Combustion. How will horror icon Brad Douriff deal with this phenomenon? Listen and find out!

What's the best way to make chilli? Some say it's down to the spices, some say it's down to the amount of time cooking. But most importantly it's the meat, be it beef, pork, or even people. The Boys return to Texas to eat some good chilli and listen to good tunes. It's The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2!!

The only move that proves all you need to get jacked muscles is patriotic zeal, the will to kill Nazis and just a small amount of drugs in an isolation tank. It's Captain America: The First Avenger

It's the 60s! A decade of peace, love and a tense missile crisis! Oh yeah, there's some mutants around too. Witness the birth of the X-Men as the boys talk about X-Men: First Class!

How does Tobe Hooper follow up a movie about violent, sexy, space aliens? By making a kid friendly movie about violent space aliens of course! It's Invaders from Mars!

Space. The final frontier. Full of mysteries like, how did our existence begin? What's at the end of a black hole? What's the deal with the ancient race of naked, alien vampires? The Boys take particular interest in the third question as they talk about Lifeforce!

This movie has it all! Ancient aliens meet Norse Gods! An interspecies love story and an exploration of why all monarchies should be abolished! It's Thor!

Billionaire oligarch Tony Stark's adventures continue! This time with more tech, more explosions, more questionable science and the appearance of a real-life supervillain. It's Iron Man 2!!!

Suburbia, you either love it or hate it. If you're like us you'd hope for anything to break up the monotonous existence. A fight, a car crash, maybe even a supernatural experience. As luck would have it, that's what we have! It's Poltergeist!!!

STEP RIGHT UP! STEP RIGHT UP! Come on down to the Carnival! Go on rides that barely held together by a methed out carnie! Pay a visit to the Freak Show or the Strip Tent! Eat some slop guaranteed to give you food poisoning and then end the night at our most terrifying attraction: The Funhouse!!

Get ready for sheer mediocrity folks! It's X-Men Origins: Wolverine! A movie so bland that it killed hopes of a franchise. Is it really that atrocious or are Deadpool fans just throwing a fit? Tune in to find out!

Guns, blood & bullets! Oh my! Is this the most violent Marvel movie ever made? In this schlub's opinion, yes it is. Join us as we talk about the bloody, violent thrill ride, Punisher: War Zone!

Welcome to Salem's Lot! A small town with big characters. You're just in time for the grand opening of our new antique store! This should take everyone's mind off the missing kids, strange deaths and mysterious goings on at the Old Marston Place. I hear Mr Barlow is finally coming!

Come star at Old Judd's scenic swamp-side Hotel. Not only will you be staying in some of the best old-style rustic accommodation. You'll also be able to see a gigantic Nile Crocodile! How did it get there? No one knows! Just don't get too close or you'll be Eaten Alive!!

The Boys watched The Incredible Hulk, the much maligned second instalment of Phase 1 of the MCU. Does it deserve it's "Black Sheep" status or is it just a bang average superhero movie? Join us and find out!!!

The Boys have made it, finally, to the gates of the MCU! For their first outing the Boys discuss the terrorist bashin', Military Industrial complex hatin', womanisn' and possible mini Weinstein Iron Man!!!