Archive Panic

It's always good fun to go on a road trip with your good friends. You can get great roadside food, check to see if your grandfather's grave has been desecrated and stay in a horrible, disgusting house. Just avoid the murderous, cannibalistic family living nearby. Trust me, you'll thank me later!

It's the 60s! A time of free live, heavy drug use and a bunch of hippies living in a house and calling it a commune... imagine the smell. We kick off this series on Tobe Hooper with his debut hippie film Eggshells!

Who can save the world from a giant world consuming vape cloud and its Oscar statue henchman? The Fantastic Four of course! ... Damn it. It's the much maligned sequel to an equally maligned original. It's Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

Are you ready to relive your moody teenage years? Join us for the meme factory that is Spider-Man 3!!! To get yourselves in the mood I recommend a good helping of AFI, My Chemical Romance and Manic Panic hair dye before you watch.

We're gonna spend New Year's in the most British way possible. Go to a depressing amusement park, get harassed by carnies then head back to a mouldy old hotel. Is it haunted or are those just old people? It's Bloody New Year!!!

It's Christmas time you miserable little humbugs and we at Archive Panic have the best gift for you. Not just any old Christmas slasher. THE Christmat slasher. It's Black Christmas!!

Don't adjust your sets! We're delving into the bright lights of 1970s talk shows! What stars will we meet? Actors? Singers? Maybe some Satanic royalty? Join us for Late Night with the Devil!!!

I never trusted AirBnB. What if there's hidden cameras? What if someone breaks in during the night? What if there are cleaning fees? You won't trust it either after we discuss Barbarian!!!

Urban legends, cults, occult theology and an alcoholic private investigator. It's the makings of a Lovecraftian cult classic! It's 2020's The Empty Man!!!

Kidnap a multimillionaire's daughter and hold her in a remote, spooky mansion. Nothing could possibly go wrong. Except maybe is she's a vampire ... well shit ... IT'S ABIGAIL

New York, the city that never sleeps! See the sights, eat the food and enjoy the nightlife. Just avoid the masked killer lurking in the shadows. Oh, and use a buddy system on the subway. It's Scream VI!!

Welcome back to Woodsboro! A lot has changed since you were last here but a lot has stayed the same! There's new faces and a new killer lurking around. Join us as we discuss Scream..... 2022

Aaah L.A. A haven for 80s cops, C-tier Hair Metal and hedonistic, body jumping slug aliens. This movie has it all! It's 1987's The Hidden!!

It's the end of our journey into Wes Craven's filmography! What a roller-coaster ride, full of thrills and shite! Join us as we rank his movies from worst to best. As always, it's just our opinion.

It's the final part of our Wes Craven retrospective! Is Scream 4 a worthy swansong for this legendary horror director or just a footnote in his career?

Why does this feel like 3 movies haphazardly stitched together? Why do some plotlines go nowhere? It's the penultimate film in our Wes Craven retrospective and it's an odd one. It's My Soul to Take!

Do you hate flying? The long waits, the tight enclosed space, the occasional psychopath threatening your family? Come navigate those horrors with us as we continue our Wes Craven retrospective with 2005's Red Eye!

Nic Cage? Check Sam Elliot? Check Flaming motorcycles and fighting demons? Check, check. Great! This should be an awesome movie! But it's not, it's bad, and we love it! Listen in as we tell you all about Ghost Rider!

We're back in the wonderful world of mutants! Does this movie deserve all the hate it gets? We don't believe so! Is it perfect? Absolutely not but we love it anyway!

It's a milestone, our first Werewolf, pity it sucks! We look at Cursed, a movie where behind the scenes drama is more interesting than what happens on screen! Tune in folks, it's a good one!

HOLLYWOOD!! Land of glitz and glamour...and MURDER!! The Boys return to the Scream franchise for the 3rd instalment. Will it reach the star studded heights of the original? Or will it be another faded Hollywood dream?

Join the boys as the talk Fantastic Four! Why does nothing happen in this movie? Why are the characters so one dimensional? What are their sex lives like? Get answers to these questions and more in the latest episode of Archive Panic!

Ahh Louisiana! Full of beautiful swamps, hillbillies with Australian accents, salt of the earth racism, oh, and a giant Man-Thing! The boys are back as Archive Panic talks about the rightfully forgotten, possibly worst Marvel movie Man-Thing!

We're going to college guys! We're going to study film and theatre production. There's so many frat parties bro. Oh, there's also a serial killer on campus so watch out for that. This week on Archive Panic we talk about Scream 2. Does it hold up as well as the first movie? Or does it fall in to the sequel trap of mediocrity?

"What's your favourite scary movie?" The Boys get a reprieve from shitty 2000s Marvel and return to the 90s with Wes Craven's "Scream"! Listen as they gush over this masterpiece of horror and laugh at outdated 90s tech. Hopefully the rest of the franchise holds up this well.