Archive Panic

The boys jump in to the macabre world of horror icon Wes Craven. Starting with his infamous, controversial classic, The Last House on the Left (1972). What's with the music? What's up with the bumbling cops? How do we even begin to discuss this movie? Just keep repeating, "It's only a podcast... only a podcast... only a podcast..."

The Boys better hope their past petty crimes go unnoticed as they discuss The Punisher! Hear their awful Dolph Lundgren impressions! Wonder at the glorious use of squibs! The journey in to early Marvel continues on Archive Panic!

The boys begin their Journey in to all things Marvel with 1986's Howard the Duck. Join them as they search for answers to questions like, "Who was this movie made for?" and "Did the Duck world have World War 1 and 2?"

What's scarier than zombies, demons and even Killer Klowns? The horrors of addiction. Open your minds and dilate your pupils with the Archive Panic Halloween Special!

Take a trip to the scenic Potter's Bluff, with beautiful beaches, friendly locals and it's quaint small-town feel, you'll never want (or be able) to leave. Brought to you by the Potter's Bluff tourism board. P.S. pay no attention to the stench of decay. It's just rotting seaweed.

Everybody loves clowns right? Well the good citizens of Crescent Cove might disagree. Join Ben and Jacob as they run away to the Circus to see the one and only film made by the Chiodo Brothers. Killer Klowns From Outer Space!

Come try Farmer Vincent's smoked meats at the Motel Hello! Made with a secret recipe that's to die for. Oh, and be sure to say "Hi" to that crazy girl Ida. Remember what they say, "It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters!"

Join Ben and Jacob as they run through every movie they've talked about so far and see how they fair against each-other. What will be our number 1 pick? SPOILERS, it ain't The Ward.

Why did John Carpenter make a bog standard late 2000s horror movie? Does anything in this movie matter? These questions will be asked as the boys check themselves in to The Ward.... Will they ever make it out?

Is there life on Mars? Not for long there isn't! Join your hosts Ben and Jacob as we look at what is widely considered to be one of John Carpenter's worst movies, Ghosts Of Mars.

"Tell me padre, when you watched this movie, did you get wood?" The boys go on a vampiric desert romp full of guns, crossbows and industrial goths. Is this movie as bad as its reputation? Or is it a fun drinking movie? Lets find out!

Hey Folks, we're Maps to the Stars Ben & Jacob, here to show you the sights of sunny Los Angeles. Marvel at the lengths the beautiful people will go for plastic surgery, take in a game of basketball and avoid some potentially uncomfortable transphobia before you Escape from L.A.

The boys take a trip to Midwich. Famous for its vast fields, breathtaking hillside views and evil, blonde, psychic alien children. Stay a while, you'll not want to leave!

Do you read Sutter Cane? Join Jacob and Ben as they dive down the Lovecraftian rabbit hole that is the final film in Carpenter's Apocalypse Trilogy.

We're back from our Summer break and ready to open up some BODY BAGS. Join Ben and Jacob as they perform their autopsy on this weird and wonderful anthology film.

Watch in terror as a horrible accident turns a company executive invisible, causing him to be hunted across America by the CIA. Even more terrifying... he's played by Chevy Chase. Join Ben and Jacob on our latest foray in to John Carpenter's filmography as we look at what many consider to be his weakest film. Could this be a hidden gem or is it the shallow vanity project the critics say it...

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Praise the Lord, we're going to church! Join us as we uncover ancient religious orders, avoid murderous homeless people and hide deep in the closet. ALL HAIL THE GOD PLUTONIUM!!!

Join your co-hosts Ben and Jacob as they take you down to China-Town. Experience the culture, the history and the 6ft tall orange yeti hiding in the basement.

Strap in as we take a road trip to Arizonamaybe with an intergalactic Jeff Bridges and Karen Allen's mum jeans. Join us as we discuss dogs on PEDs, discovering new fetishes and feel our disgust at horrifying space babies. It's a good one.

Ready to Rock N' Roll? Join Ben and Jacob as they get behind the wheel of the love letter to Americana that is John Carpenter's Christine.

We survived Halloween, we dispersed The Fog and We Escaped New York. Now it's time to head to the Antarctic as we take a look at the first film in Carpenter's "Apocalypse Trilogy" with 1982's The Thing.

Our hosts head to New York, they see the sights, hide from insane locals and wonder if Bin Laden got inspiration from this movie (probably not).

Our adventure into Carpenter's films enter the 1980s with the cult classic The Fog. Will it live up to the hype or be a cult movie disappointment? Also did anyone else think they were ghost pirates? No, just me?

Join us as we discuss the forgotten, almost lost Carpenter movie Someone's Watching Me! Is it a hidden gem or a piece of trash? Let's find out! sorry Italy