Alpha Blokes Podcast

Easter blowups, eating cereal in the car and dealing with the toddlers "no" phase, this instalment of talkback has it all, including plenty of side splitting laughs! Was exactly what we needed after punching each other at sparrows fart this morning. The yarns from the trendsetters near and far continue to increase in premium quality as Tom had an absolute sh*tter of a job picking the winning yarn....

Rocking up on Easter Monday to deliver the yarns to your ears after pounding tins and choccy all weekend. We dive into Cam's stint at Rockynats before we run through what a CQ Easter Bunny would actually look like and the hessian sack slide ride at every Aussie carnie setup. A few yarns about learning instruments at school leads us to rank our favourite instruments before we run through some Tomah...

The one you've all been waiting for. Fez, The Free Range Pig Farmer, joins us for a 3 and a half hour yarn. Well overdue this one, we kick off with what we've all been up too together on his visit here and then dive straight into how our relationship all began: our callout to Guinea Pigs and Fez's return serve as a salt of the earth free range guineapigman. In the first hour, this leads to how he...

Frosties, Debating, Limericks and custom guitar solos, another ripper instalment of talkback ready to pepper your ears! This was definitely what we needed to pick our spirits up off the couch with some cracking yarns that made us belly laugh, such as why the hell do junkies wear hoodies? Hope you legends steam into a great easter weekend. Enjoy! 0:00 - Intro 2:20 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn 5...

What a week at Alpha Blokes HQ! The boys have all been on some adventures, together and separate! We kick off with some of Daddy's proper carry ons that blow Tom and Quinn out of the water (literally). Tommy runs us through his first proper trial run with the new Nav using all its features and we run through our first ever Beecher Biffs sparring day as a whole group together. Cooking With Daddy wa...

Talkback has been absolutely steaming at the moment as we hear from the Trendsetters far and wide and dive into some proper wheezers: follow ups from metal work class mischief, more dumb injuries and a great tale of people watching at Southern Cross Station all in todays instalment. Enjoy trendsetters! Got a yarn? Record it under 2 minutes and email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au 0:00 - Intro 2:...

Welcome back to the ABC: Alpha Blokes Circus. There's been plenty on in the past seven days resulting in some of the most hectic adversity we've had to overcome, but we're here and ready to inform the trendsetters of the utter chaos we've been through: broken tellys, no AC, cancelled flights and battling the Bruce. After we recap the utter chaos, we focus on the positives: Cambos weekend in Mudgee...

Aussie boxer in the super welterweight division Benjamin "Hype Beast" Hussain joins us for a yarn about his upbringing and journey that led him to leaving quite the mark in the Australian professional boxing scene. We discuss about Benjamins childhood first, and how decisions in school made him discover his love for the sport before he made the choice to begin in the Amateurs and how hectic of a t...

With broken aircon and plenty on, the boys steam in to another milestone: 250! Today's instalment of talkback doesn't dissapoint either, with yarns including disabling sneezes, stitch ups in metal work classes as a teenager and some hilarious analysis on the Olsen twins. This one is loaded with plenty of laughs, rip in and enjoy the rest of your week legends! Got a yarn? Record it using a voice re...

Steaming back on the couch from the first official meeting of the ABC, the boys have plenty to yarn about their adventures at Meatstock in T-Bar: trying crocodile sandwiches, tearing the flats and even judging beard and moustache competitions, the event truly had it all and we can't thank the trendsetters enough for showing up and having a beer and a yarn with us. Cooking with Daddy is looking to...

Injury City at HQ today as we get peppered with some wild stories that make us grit our teeth with pain! A few OG trendsetters steam in to catch up, and we also touch on how Cam's first pet Goldfish somehow drowned. A great mixed bag in this one legends, hope you enjoy! Got a yarn? Record it under 2 minutes and email the file to carryon@alphablokes.com.au 0:00 - Intro 2:20 - Knuckles Proper True Y...

Finally clear of the headnoise from their mission back from Newy, the boys bring the heat on the couch at HQ and catch up: Tommy's twins have turned 1, Quinno's been chained and Cambo has been getting into his wagyu work with his cooking. We breakdown the legendary companies that helped out with our utes, and recap the mission back from Newcastle, including a proper accommodation stitch up and Cam...

Jesse Gleeson, known as Mr. Patrol for his love of Nissan four wheel drive rigs, is a presenter for Australia's largest 4WD content channel, 4WD 24/7. Jesse takes us through his journey in becoming a 4WD enthusiast and what drove his passion for touring Australia and how that transitioned into becoming a full time presenting gig with Shaun and the team at 4WD 24/7. We chat about previous journeys...

The boys are back home on the Gladdy flats safely after literally steaming in the night before for a quick kip and back on the couch to listen to the trendsetters pepper their ears. Some absolutely ripper follow ups from the last instalment of talkback, especially on the topic of seeing people you know in certain naughty magazines and getting your home broken in to. We hear from some legends who s...

Rising at sparrows fart the day after one of the great days in recent times, Tommy, Cam and the big Knuckler jump on the couch dustier than fans before bond cleans. Before they rip into the trip to Newcastle for the LMT 4WD Expo they share an update about Yabby Pump who is getting stuck into his work. Day One was the typical first night fever after meeting/sparring/yarning with the Daily Blue boys...

Some proper lip being peppered in our ears this week as the trendsetters bring in the heat, including wild party tricks, wearing a hazmat suit to rake ya leaves and even a blowup from Tommy the Pommy in regards to not being able to play his Ministry of Sound mashups. This was our last episode before heading off to Newy for our trip and some prime laughs were had, enjoy legends! 0:00 - Intro 1:20 -...

OG TAN TRUCKER CAPS AND SHIRTS LIVE TONIGHT AT 6PM QLD TIME: alphablokes.com.au Despite some sicknesses and lower yarners back creeping around at HQ, the boys rock up as the LMT expo is fast approaching to pick up the Alpha Blokes Utes! We cover our weekends, including some Mixology with Daddy and prison shitters at the local water park. Cooking with Daddy dabbles in some of Tommy's most hated del...

Larrikin, comedian, wild unit and legend of a bloke Brett Blake joins us for a yarn. This weapon has got some ripper tales to share as we begin with what got him inspired to originally do comedy and the experiences he's had in the industry over the nine years, including being on multiple film sets being a lighting and rigging specialist and even being an underwater cameraman. After going through h...

We almost get flooded in at HQ but that doesn't stop some of the wildest yarns we've heard in a while pepper our ears from Trendsetters across the globe. We dive back into the unscathed topic of fetishes to kick the episode off, followed by mischief we used to get up to at school (with a ripper from Cambo in the science lab). A couple Uber drivers call in based on our callout from Tuesday and we f...

Tommy is back on deck and takes us through his week and adventures in the big smoke. Before hitting the yarns, we cover Yabby Pump's first ever trial run and the upcoming merch drop. Cam and Quinno have been working on the CQ boxing ring and a bit of vlogging and Tommy then runs us through big city living, including a meal at Moo Moo's, people watching to the max and even some fresh new ink. Carni...

Uncle Poo makes the trip from Dingo to join Cam on the couch to listen to some carry on's for our last episode with Tom being away. This is the proper deviate special, two naughty rascals get heavily stuck in to their work as the trendsetters pepper us with some crackers, including fighting the disgusting humidity, taking seven hours to build a swing set and a call from our residential free range...

Cambodian has recruited a team of mates of the show over the weekend to take part in the Capricornia Kings of Kings, one of Australia's premier fishing events in the CQ region. Plenty happened as the boys recap their adventure on the flats, including Cam falling out of the tinny and catching some prime threadfin salmon. Cooking with Daddy was in fine form on the tinny, with Cam causing some potent...

The trendsetters have picked up their game and have bought the heat this week, with yarns including meeting Grandma Yabby, being Guru's and wild blackout yarns, including a proper true one from Cambo that makes us lose it. Fire in to the end of your week and enjoy legends! Got a yarn? Record it (under 2 minutes) and email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au 0:00 - Intro 1:46 - Knuckles' Proper True Y...

First rule about biffing on the flats, is you don't tell anyone about the flats. Tommy is off to Brissy next week so we run through the plan for Cambo and Quinn to hold the fort at HQ. Heaps has happened since being together last, including a start (and nearly a finish) on our brand new biffing ring. We go through what we got up to on our Australia Day weekends, followed by items we now cannot liv...

Sanni Up brothers and sisters. Cambodian on fire this week as we cover an emotional rollercoaster of calls: drinking hand sanitizer, Jalapeno seeds on the doot and some stitch up from old work site bosses asking you to run personal errands for them. Always good to sit down and listen to you pelicans pepper us and this week was no exception. Enjoy legends! Got a yarn? Record a voice recor...