Alpha Blokes Podcast

Our resident doot technican has visited us all and all three of us officially have the cleanest holes in the podcast game. Cambo has been deep in DKC on a bucks party and we discuss the hecticness of school holidays coming to an end. Wagyu Gyzers make an appearance in Cooking with Daddy and we bump into The Poo's cousin during the news. Some great motivational clips to bring the show to a close be...

Mate of the show Pitty joins us for a yarn after just coming back from ticking off a big bucket list adventure: trekking Mount Everest base camp. Pitty takes us through what inspired him to take the jump to tackle such a physical and mental challenge, and dives in to his wild travels to the Tenzing-Hilary followed by the full rundown on what tackling the Everest base camp entails. The true embodim...

Trendsetters across the nation letting off some absolute steam today and blowing up over some proper carry on's, including some dogs at Cafe's, spelling mistakes on stubby coolers and even a strum on a guitar to kick the episode off. This one was full of some great laughs and A-grade material from you legends, enjoy and rip in! Got a yarn? Send a voice recording via email to carryon@alphablokes.co...

Skimboarding is the new cool dude sport. The boys have been tackling a bunch of kids birthday parties over the weekend and chat about funny memories they remember from their own as young bucks. Big week of biffing coming up as we peruse UFC 297 and provide our thoughts on the main event and butter is man's best friend during Cooking with Daddy. Some really unreal motivation that relates to use as...

Absolute madness in the first instalment of Trendsetter Talkback for 2024. Cambodian absolutely on fire this episode, channelling his inner deviate whilst officially renaming the doot wax. The big Knuckler has a red hot fishing injury to kick off us off before diving into sword swallowing in Cairo, the rise of sex robots and even a chat with the doot doctors. An absolute ripper episode to kick off...

The boys are back to kick 2024 right in the doot. A huge episode to start the year, we kick off by getting our official Yarn of the Year 2023 winner on the blower to announce their prize before steaming in to all of our recaps of the blur, including DJing, burnouts, fishin’, cooking and plenty of tin deletion. Huge plans for Cooking with Daddy this year as we turn up the heat and go through Cam’s...

OG mate of the show and athlete Jack Smith returns for a catch up on his athletic journey in the past eighteen months since he was last on the show. We kick off with his experience competing in an Aquathon and Duathlon in Townsville at the start of the year, including having to take caution of sharks and crocs in his races. Following on we recap what is included in an Ironman event and talk throug...

The final instalment to crown the Alpha Blokes Yarn of the Year is here. Every winner of a prestigious Carry On Cap is going head to head and will be decided by YOU, the trendsetters. Vote for your favourite yarn of this episode in the trendsetters group, the post will be pinned: https://www.facebook.com/groups/3422825401323123 Bought to you by Better Beer Zero Carb: www.betterbeer.com.au 1:00 - S...

The third instalment to crown the Alpha Blokes Yarn of the Year is here. Every winner of a prestigious Carry On Cap is going head to head and will be decided by YOU, the trendsetters. Vote for your favourite yarn of this episode in the trendsetters group, the post will be pinned: https://www.facebook.com/groups/3422825401323123 Bought to you by Better Beer Zero Carb: www.betterbeer.com.au 1:09 - Q...

The second instalment to crown the Alpha Blokes Yarn of the Year is here. Every winner of a prestigious Carry On Cap is going head to head and will be decided by YOU, the trendsetters. Vote for your favourite yarn of this episode in the trendsetters group, the post will be pinned: https://www.facebook.com/groups/3422825401323123 Bought to you by Better Beer Zero Carb: www.betterbeer.com.au 0:55 -...

The first instalment to crown the Alpha Blokes Yarn of the Year is here. Every winner of a prestigious Carry On Cap is going head to head and will be decided by YOU, the trendsetters. Vote for your favourite yarn of this episode in the trendsetters group, the post will be pinned: https://www.facebook.com/groups/3422825401323123 Bought to you by Better Beer Zero Carb: www.betterbeer.com.au 1:00 - B...

Luke Stowe, producer of one of Australia's most highly acclaimed Rugby League podcasts "Levels" joined us on the couch for a chat. Lukey takes us through his upbringing and story of getting into the finance and mortgage broking industry straight out of school, followed by what drove him towards his passion of media and digital content. After taking us through his time at YKTR, we go through what h...

In the final instalment of Trendsetter Talkback for 2023, the boys fly in to some proper unreal yarns, including tales of Dugong flaps, ripstarting kidney stones and a dive into some more reviews of the Craig Holes that continue to pop up around the nation. We hope you legends enjoy, and once again we cannot thankyou enough for your support throughout this year. Enjoy the blur trendsetters! Just b...

It's the final week of work at Alpha Blokes HQ and the boys are holding on tight in preparation to tackle the blur. We run through our plan for holidays over the break and recap our eventful weekends, including a visit from a local CQ Santa. Cooking with Daddy dabbles in the beer can Chicken game followed by some proper wild news stories that make us ponder mortality. Some ripper motivation to thi...

Trendsetters have started the silly season strong and have encouraged the boys to sink a few tins during this instalment of talkback: all three of us try to pronounce the longest word in the world, Tom figures out how the pyramids were built and headnoise city occurs once we find out how many teeth snails have. Enjoy legends! Got a yarn? Record a voice message and email it to carryon@alphablokes.c...

Silly Season is upon us and the boys have been flat-out with work, life and everything in between. Although we've had a few big days in the warehouse, it won't stop us from putting onion rings back on the map and driving Golden Chicken sales through the roof. Cooking with Daddy dabbles in the lamb field and we cover the new 9AM night club and a spider laying eggs in a toe during the news. Some pro...

Clutz and D'arc, hosts of the Bloody Brilliant Beers podcast, joined us after we tore Gladstone's hole open at our Christmas party for a catch up and chat about what they've been up to in the past year since speaking last. The boys have been hauling hard together, with both of them quitting their jobs to take on the podcast full time and Clutz's participation in Budgy Smugler's World's Most Ordina...

Morale was definitely lifted by all of you legends who continue to bring the action; Tasers, Trucks and Tasmanians and more all in this week's instalment of Trendsetter Talkback. Enjoy! Got a yarn? Send a voice recording as an email to carryon@alphablokes.com.au 0:00 - Intro 7:16 - Knuckles' Proper True Yarn 9:50 - Carry On's 1:02:52 - Yarn Winner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in...

The blur has well and truly begun as the boys have only just come good from their Christmas party over the weekend. Plenty going on this week including more Craig holes being produced and marked around the nation and an official lock in for our brand new bidets gets announced. The challenge for Quinn's pie is on during Cooking with Daddy, Am I The Asshole returns and we hear some elite carry on's...

Blowups, missions in the trenches and some good old fashioned carry on, this episode of Trendsetter Talkback covers some wild stories, including a 400km ski mission from a Finnish soldier, blow-ups whilst rolling hay bales and even some classic misdirection jokes. Enjoy legends! OG Trucker Hat Restock is live on the 29th of November, 6PM QLD AEST at alphablokes.com.au Got a carry on? Send a voice...

Big news on the alien front. Only two out of three of the boys are wounded as the blur begins to peek it's head up around the corner. Cooking with Daddy is absolutely firing this week with Cam doing a proper Sunday feast. Life is finally confirmed on another planet during the Alpha News and some great reflection during motivation before finishing off with a few carry on's. Enjoy legends! Bought to...

One of the most highly requested return guests, Knuckles from CTC answered the call when we were dry on guest episodes and called in the chopper to catch up with us. A lot has happened with the big fella in the year or so since last time, so it was unreal to catch up and hear about his latest adventures in life, business and what he does to give back to others. Hope you trendsetters enjoy this cat...

The internet has magically turned back on at HQ so the boys are absolutely firing this week to bring you some of the greatest yarns across the globe, including some absolute legends from the Pilbara and the discovery of a western craighole. Enjoy legends!   Got a yarn? Send a voice recording in an email to  carryon@alphablokes.com.au   Intro: 0:00   Knuckles Proper True Yarn: 1...

Good time to invest in Jalapeno's as every trendsetter on earth made poppers on the weekend. Quinno has cracked a year at the company and has fallen in to silly season already. We get an update in regards to Yabby Pump from the Friedman's before the boys get stuck in to their weekends, including smoking, biffing and hustling with Daddy in the scrap yard game. Lions roaming the streets and a spirit...

Three dusty boys roll in to another edition of one of our favourite times of the week. Wide range of absolute rippers this week, some absolute wheezers of jokes, wild yarns including a toilet brush holder and even a sneaky bit of bush poetry. Enjoy! Got a yarn? Send a voice recording as an mp3 file in an email to carryon@alphablokes.com.au Intro - 0:00 Knuckles Proper True Yarn - 1:48 Carry On's:...