Alpha Blokes Podcast

Firing up early in the morning for you legends with some ripper yarns! Plenty of callbacks from last weeks that absolutely drop us, shoutout to spicken sandwiches. Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au Want Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.au Ever wanted to watch the Podca...

What a cracker of a trip. Five days, eight blokes, 6150km and a shitload of fireworks. What could have possibly gone wrong? We recap our trip to Dundee for Territory Day/Cracker Night, the one night a year you're allowed to legally set off fireworks in Australia. We cover the highlights of the trip, the banter between both the Alpha Ute and the Deadass Bus and the wildest stories from all the stop...

Cody Allen (Sick Puppy Cody) and Robert Huston (BamBamFabrications) join us around the table for a yarn. Cody and Bam Bam are the final two members of the Hard Yards crew who haven't been on the pod, whilst travelling they were able to pop in and have a yarn. These two members of Hard Yards have been involved the most in fabrication, bush mechanics and car building Youtube content, so we kick off...

The late night delirium was strong in this episode. Yarns so good Tom actually fell off his chair. Great follow ups from last week about the wildest drunken feed the trendsetters have had sent us into a riot! Enjoy legends. Hopefully we've still got all our fingers from cracker night.  Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au Want Poo to review your Tinder profile? Emai...

Damn it felt good to have a Cold Brew over the weekend.  Almost 3 hours of the highest quality dribble recorded the night before we venture up to the Territory for Cracker Night. Plenty to cover: Cold Brew's win, Toy Story 5, the uproar around midstrength vegemite, composting bodies and one of the biggest blow ups about Mushroom Risotto from the Bandit that leaves us in absolute stitches. Que...

Tangent city in this weeks edition of Talkback. The boys cover the best feeds to eat whilst on the turps, how Dad's rocking baby carriers are actually elite and translating different barks from dogs (which gets pretty rogue). Enjoy the rest of your week legends and have a ripper weekend! Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au Want Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email t...

Moochley's are everywhere we look, they're so rampant we had to debut a new segment. A great weekend around the traps as we come into our biggest trip yet, Cracker Night! Plenty happening in Movies and TV recently, including Clarkson's Farm. Covering all of life's dribble, including the salary of Snake Milkers and the Mt. Larcom Show. Plenty happening in the sports section of the news, including L...

Grant Clifton joins the boys around the table for a yarn to discuss all things finance. After nearly 40 years in banking, Cliffo wrote his book Debt Free Me to help the everyday battler control habits that can build debt and the pressure it creates, offering clear structured ways forward that work in the actual real world. We discuss Cliffo's carreer in Finance and what he recommends to anyone cur...

We gather round the table for another edition of Talkback on a Quest to hunt Mountain Lion, one of the biggest trippers we've heard about in the show's history. We also have follow ups about wild fainting stories and plenty more dribble as per usual. Enjoy the rest of your week legends.  Alpha Blokes Survey - take ya 5 mins! https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/AlphaBlokes Got a yarn for Talkba...

Bryze joins us to record immediately after we watched what was easily the greatest UFC card of all time. We review the card as a whole and how sick it was to ultimately see Justin get his hand raised. Then we crack into our recaps: catching up with Bryze about his recent Deer hunting trip, another trip to Maroons camp before we get into on of Tommy's best Sunday Roast cookups of all time. Hilariou...

Nipple theft, wild fainting stories, relining gut trucks.. what a proper wild episode of Talkback! We're around the table to solve all of life's problems and have a laugh towards the end of the end of the week, nothing wrong with that! Enjoy legends.  Alpha Blokes Survey - take ya 5 mins! https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/AlphaBlokes Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to  carryon@alphabl...

ABW's streak comes to an end. We talk about another great time at the PBR Origin and commend Kenny for his fantastic ride on the Warden, breaking his unbeaten streak. We demand war on the logistics of Uber XL's, talk about a couple of ripper crackies we bumped into over the weekend and rip into some winter meals during the cooking segment with some Goulash! Plenty to cover in the News, some feel g...

Former Boxer, MMA fighter and now the face of the IBC and one of our great mates Issac Hardman joins us for a yarn. To kick it off we go back to Issac's childhood and his aspirations to be a rugby league player and how that transitioned to beginning his amateur MMA career, to then going pro and going on an undefeated run, taking out Aussies that are now even in the UFC. From this opportunity, Issa...

We are back down to Earth after the weekend and are ready to rip into some rogue yarns from the Trendsetters! Enjoy the rest of your week legends, there is a couple of wild ones in here, including pulling up stumps at Broken Pole Creek and hearing follow ups about the promiscuous Prison root.  Alpha Blokes Survey - take ya 5 mins! https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/AlphaBlokes Got a yarn for...

We have heard them say that we are big festival guys.  What an event. We truly cannot believe it. Thank you for changing our lives and for one of the best days of all time at Sandstone Point! We recap the whole trip, break down each event, the music, the good times with mates and the shenanigans that occurred around it all before diving into the usual segments. We can't thank you all enough f...

A certain theme smelling through out this whole episode today: tales of why you shouldn't eat ass, goonah throwing and even a couple of egging yarns! Enjoy trendsetters. See you all at Alphafest! Alpha Blokes Survey - take ya 5 mins! https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/AlphaBlokes Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to  carryon@alphablokes.com.au Want Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the...

A certain car bloke is making his debut on the show. We haven't seen in each other in 5 days which is a long time for us, so we catch up around the traps: Big Shitty is having dramas with Norman constantly humping and sh*tting, It's firepit season as TD and Quinno discuss how great it is that they're back and it's officially less than a week until Alphafest. We show you the full schedule and chat...

Former NRL Broncos, Titans & Dolphins legend Jarrod Wallace joins us for a yarn. Having become good mates with Jarrod the past couple of years, it was great to finally get him behind the mic. We discuss each team he played at for combined 212 games of NRL, how important good morale is in a team and being mentored by some of the best coaches to ever do it in modern Rugby League. This was record...

Some great call back moments that we talk about from last week, we get some lessons from Uncle Poo on Agriculture and hear one of the wildest "getting caught" yarns we have heard yet. Enjoy your Trendsetter Thursday legends! Alpha Blokes Survey - take ya 5 mins! https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/AlphaBlokes Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to  carryon@alphablokes.com.au Want Poo to review y...

Strolling in early to record on a Sunday Morning as the boys got a late call up to head to Brisbane on the weekend for a very important mission which they tell you all about! All the usual segments that are jam packed: we cover some of David Attenborough's best moments to celebrate his 100th birthday, have one of the BEST editions of Pub Of The Week yet and Poo's Reviews keeps things light and fre...

Ripper instalment of everyone's favourite episode once again: copping ya mates ball bag to the forehead, harvesting carry ons and pondering how good life was when VHS tapes were around. Enjoy trendsetters! Alpha Blokes Survey - take ya 5 mins! https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/AlphaBlokes Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to  carryon@alphablokes.com.au Want Poo to review your Tinder profile?...

Big Shitty Adventures is back and roaring more then ever with some proper deadly bush mechanic work over the weekend. We cover what we've been up to over the weekend, some hunting, Mother's Day and all the great combat sports that happened on Sunday. Staple meals are getting a great run at the moment and there is B-B-Big news on the Alien front to cover! A couple of rippers for motivation and we c...

DISCLAIMER: This episode features discussion of wild travel stories, abuse, drugs and constant crude language. Curls is here to tell his story and we appreciate him telling it at 100% authenticity. Instagrams most wanted scrapper and one of the funniest blokes we've ever met, Nathan "Curly" Marks joins the pod to share his story, which is the wildest one in Alpha Blokes guest history. We take it...

We break down the Podcast Royale 3.0 card that was announced this week, the one you have all been waiting for. Make sure to follow Alpha Events on Instagram to stay up to date on all news Podcast Royale 3.0 related: https://www.instagram.com/alphaeventsco/?hl=en Alpha Blokes Survey - take ya 5 mins! https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/AlphaBlokes Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to  carryon@a...

The callout was put out earlier in the week to answer the age old question: are Threesomes successful in relationships? We hear war stories from the trendsetters on the topic alongside some ripper classic yarns, as well as check in from our favourite UK correspondent as well. Enjoy trendsetters! Alpha Blokes Survey - take ya 5 mins! https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/AlphaBlokes Got a yarn for Tal...