Alpha Blokes Podcast

Steaming in on a Public Holiday to yarn for the country yet again. A great weekend had by all the boys, including an absolutely biblical stream for the Perth biffs over the weekend. Some great light hearted rippers in the news, including a particular race that could get sticky. A ripper listener suggestion for Pub Of The Week and we cover the smoke up we did in the shed for the Cookin' and Eating,...

Owner/operator of Finniss River Helicopters and one of our now great mates Pirate finally joins us for a yarn. We chat to Pirate about when he first got his chopper license and how that led to beginning his first chopper touring company in WA, following on with what exactly happened to bring the move to the NT to begin Finniss River Helicopters. We discuss all types and aspects of touring the lege...

Trendsetter Thursday! Hectic episode ahead, including having a full cleavland steamer thrown at your CHEST during CAMPING! Plus investigating why it's called a "hamburger" when there is actually no Ham and one of the wildest arguments in studio about Subway Bread and bartenders. A cracking episode. Enjoy trendsetters! Alpha Blokes Survey - take ya 5 mins! https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/Al...

Only accessible in the Territory via chopper. We recap the final two days of our trip as you heard about the first two last Thursday on the dribbliest episode of all time. Fire pit season is here and we analyse what makes a Moochley Meal, also known as a slow cooker meal and the best recipes for them. We just love punishment and try more spicy foods that got dropped off just before recording, as w...

Australian Idol legend, proper down to earth Aussie bloke farmer turned singer Shannon "Nollsie" Noll joins us for a yarn. Nollsie takes us back the very beginning to discuss life growing up in a farming lifestyle and how everything aligned to find his talent for music, eventually leading to picking either a footy game or his audition for Australian Idol. We run through his experience on Idol, pos...

Join TD and Big Sh*tty alongside the Deadass lads, Knuckles, Benny Pettingil and the one and only Rocket for his debut to talk about their trip in the NT slaying Barra left right and centre, including how the Team CQ comp is going, what the highlights have been so far and watching the greatest appearance from Knuckles on a podcast of all time. Enjoy trendsetters. We're having the time of our lives...

Fresh in on a Sunday before heading up to the NT, we tackle life's problems once again for another edition of Talkback. Enjoy legends, pray for our elbows as we continue to slay Barra (hopefully). Alpha Blokes Survey - take ya 5 mins! https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/AlphaBlokes Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to  carryon@alphablokes.com.au Want Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email th...

What a time to be alive at Australia's biggest BBQ festival. Holy this is an absolute ripper. We accidentally stumbled into a lovers quarrel during first night fever and things got pretty wild. We cover our two days at Meatstock, including the proper great results from ABW and Mrs. Dahl and Moochley's Meatstock Market antics. We stay close to the city of churches during Pub Of The Week and are ver...

Fresh off a ripper weekend at Meatstock, the boys are still a bit delirious and are ready to have a proper giggle at this week's instalment of Talkback. Covering the invention of the chainsaw, some ripper work injuries, traffic light luck and much more. Enjoy trendsetters! Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to  carryon@alphablokes.com.au Want Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fe...

Yarn of the Year 2025 winner and a bloke with an incredibly dry wit that we love, Lukey Hopkinson joins us for a yarn. We first crack into the yarn itself that won Luke the chance to come on the show and how he ended up blowing the ass end out of a toilet with makeshift shotgun shells out of soap, then follow into a bit of background about his family and the jobs he has done over the years before...

We are currently packing the big old trailer up to head down to Meatstock and can't wait to see all you legends there on the flats. Until then though, plenty to cover about all of our Easter Weekends and the logistics of how much sugar kids are allowed to eat on the Sunday. We're heading to Oyster country for Pub of the Week and cover all things exciting in the news, including the recent activity...

Rocking up at the tail end of the long weekend to yarn for the nation. We hear about types of camps as a request from last week, discover some insane lore about Quinn's childhood and even finish strong with one of the best weekend activities to participate as a teenager of all time. Enjoy legends! Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to  carryon@alphablokes.com.au Want Poo to review your Tinder...

Chaotic episode inbound. Rodecaster outage in Moochley's Mishaps, some bloke was doing fast laps outside the shed and Tom actually nearly carked it by doing the Nitro Bear gummy challenge. Besides that, PLENTY to cover! We discuss our plans for Meatstock, what the go to movie snacks should be, a full update on the stable and heaps of chat around the moon during the news. Poo's Reviews is on absolu...

Downstairs for comfort, upstairs for serenity! We discover how long fighting fish can actually live for (although Big Shitty doesn't agree), wild yarns from first day as a cop and many more of lifes problems answered all in this edition of Talkback. Enjoy trendsetter! Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to  carryon@alphablokes.com.au Want Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella w...

Agricultural content creator & Youtuber and great mate of the show Tylen Wallace joins us for a yarn. This was recorded shortly after our hunting and mustering trip together. Tylen takes us through some recent cattle sales he has participated in before we dive into how he grew up on cattle stations and how that transitioned in working in agriculture all his life and when the idea came to start...

One of the biggest four day missions the team at AB have ever pushed and we can't wait to tell yas all about it. We kick off with our trip to Murbah for the Two Flogs Golf Day and all of the mischief that happened in the haunted Airbnb as well as an amazing day on the course. Straight into the moochley mobile we pinned it to CMC to host the morning morale sessions and couldn't have had a better ti...

Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au Want Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.au Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our vlog from the IBC on the Gold Co...

The world is cooked at the moment but we're here to provide some laughs for the everyday battler! Lots to talk about from the weekend, including does becoming a Dad make you vomit louder, how do cyclones get their names and a new edition to Pub Of The Week: Old Codger Of The Week! Cooking/Eating gets musical this week and we cover plenty of upcoming biffs in the News as well as some of Poo's new b...

Our fearless leader rests for no one as he has pounded some gastro stop to strap in for an hour of yarns, so much so that we put a barrier between the two hosts so the big fella doesn't get crook as well! We hear a great twist on a hitch hiking story, getting caught rooting by a blind Grandma and filling up your foremans wallet with pictures of dicks, it's another ripper instalment of Trendsetter...

CEO of one of our longtime sponsors SP Tools, Tom Tucker, joins us for a ripper yarn. We kick off talking about Tom's upbringing in Monto, with some great back and forth between Tom and Bandit about Borry's town. We discuss going to Uni to study engineering and how that transitioned into an opportunity to get into the tool making business and the original vision in creating tools with a point of d...

What a biblical weekend at IBC, the most exciting and fastest growing combat sport right now! We recap our weekend in the GC watching the scraps at IBC and what else we got up too down there, plenty of people watching and shinstagramming. We discuss everything relevant happening in this crazy world right now during the news and cover our thoughts on UFC 326 and initial thoughts on the White House...

The getting caught special! The listeners are keen to tell Uncle Goonah all about the times they've been caught having a root from last week. We also hear about some pepper spray experiences that are proper wild! Enjoy the rest of your week trendsetters and stay safe out there. Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus a...

Darwin is having the biggest wet in 50 years so we've had to postpone our prime fishing trip but we soldier on! Very jam packed episode: Poo should be chief engineer for the newest Jets, simply add an extra gear and they'll fly like f*ck he reckons. We cover the Sunset Tavern Red-dog told us about earlier in Pub Of The Week before heading to Pep's Dump for the best Dumpies yet! We cover recent eve...

Noooo maaaateee, you're not DJ. How good is prank calling your mate to tell them you've got a trial at Subway and them actually cutting tomatoes for three hours before they realize you pranked them! All this and more in another ripper edition of Talkback. Enjoy your Tuesday legends. Sign up to the Alphafest email list to get access to Pre-Sale tickets this Wednesday at 9AM:  alphafest.com.au...

One of our very own Trendsetters Daniel "Red-Dog" Beaton joins us for a yarn. A few years back, Daniel was diagnosed with lung cancer. After success with particular medication for a while, Daniel had to stop taking his tablets and one day had a scan to reveal that cancer had taken to the brain. This blokes mindset is truly inspiring, not letting it get to him and continuing to love his life to pus...