Alpha Blokes Podcast

Cancel dessert Jeeves, we continue to receive the absolute cream de le' crem of yarns across the nation: finding fire crackers and adult magazines as a teenager, a Thursday morning fire up from Tommy the Pommy and why you shouldn't sleep with someone with a Bowie knife on their bedside table. No better way to crack in to the rest of your week: enjoy trendsetters! Got a yarn? Record it an...

The first co-host to crack his thirties has hosted Daddy's Doof over the weekend, so we get stuck right into Cambo's 30th and what it entailed, including costumes such as criminals, cyclists and camouflage. Cooking With Daddy is back in the dry age game as both of the boys discuss great steak experiences they endured on the coast last week. Some absolute rippers in the Alpha News: items that have...

Alpha Blokes' first Double Champ and Yarn of the Year Winner, Matt "Uncle Jacko" Jackson joins us for an absolute ripper of a yarn. Making the trip from Gulgong, Jacko takes us through starting to work towards going full time with his timber business, JAM timber Co. before informing us of why he's scared of planes: by watching a crop-duster crash into a Ferris wheel. Being from the Mudgee area, th...

The calibre of the common yarn continues to rise to pinnacles: follow ups on housing commission stories, Tony Hawk calls in with another foot injury and a rather hefty yarn about Peter Parker asking his apprentice to clean his hot tub. Enjoy trendsetters! Got a yarn? Record it and email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au 0:00 - Intro 2:40 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn 5:45 - Carry Ons 56:50 - Winning...

Fresh off partying with the flogs in the Kyogle flats, Tommy and Cam rip into a recap of a ripper weekend skidding up and down Mount Panorama. Eric the Echidna is back causing grief, and a bad week to be a chicken in Cooking With Daddy. Randy has escaped prison during Alpha News and UFC 302 gets a big recap before looking upcoming fights in June and a new sport we all love: Russian Cup Ice Fightin...

The heat was bought at HQ, one of the hardest picks for winning yarn in a very long time: Fez, Tommy The Pommy, skateboarding behind a ute, yarns of turning on the 'ugly lights' in clubs and whippersnipping a rock into your windscreen, it was all happening in this one with plenty of laughs to bring your week home. Enjoy trendsetters! Got a yarn? Record it with a voice recorder and email it to carr...

Cruising in for the week there has been plenty going on: Cam and Quinno had run through spring cleaning their houses whilst Tommy was peeling the Brisbane flats for the second weekend in a row for Gropers bucks and tells us of his travels. Cooking With Daddy throws a curveball with some fruit, and a major update from Tez during the Alpha News. Motivation really shines as we taper towards the end,...

WARNING: This episode features discussion around drugs and heavy stories around them. Full disclaimer at the beginning of the episode. A man of many wild experiences, mate of the show Danny Grant (@dannyrants) joins us for a yarn. Danny runs us through his rise to beginning to run nightclubs and the crazy stories that journey entails, including kicking creatures out and being the manager on duty d...

Some wounded souls still getting it done for you legends today! We here from a sheila in regards to p*ss play, a ripper Rodeo yarn to kick things off and discuss one of the most recent topics flooding the internet: are there more legs than eyes in the world? Enjoy Trendsetters! Got a yarn? Record it as a voice recording and email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au 0:00 - Intro 2:10 - Knuckles Proper...

The boys are fresh off the first flight to Gladdy after absolutely tearing the Brissy flats for NRL's greatest event of the year: Magic Round. Plenty happened over the weekend: the troops gathered, Knuckles and Tommy started a DJ duo and we even had the biggest morale booster join us for day 2: our favourite free range pig farmer. Some ripper laughs over the weekend, and thank you all if you...

Excitement is building at HQ as we're a couple of days out from the blokiest trip ever: Magic Round. Knuckler is already pre-digging our trench before we steam in to some absolute crackers: Eric the Echidna makes his way around the country and even some mischief after waking up dusty the next morning to find out you've left a steamer in your best mates kitchen. Enjoy legends! 0:00 - Intro 2:10 - K...

2024 Alpha Blokes Hoodie drop is TONIGHT, 6PM AEST at alphablokes.com.au Our first weekend at home in a long time so plenty to cover this week! Cambo has been camping and shredding the water, Tommy has been getting in to his stew work and Quinn has saved a Hens party. We discuss losing touch with the common man with wood chopping season coming up, cover the Roast of Tom Brady and then dive into so...

2024 Alpha Blokes Hoodie drop is tomorrow night, 6PM AEST trendsetters. Grab them while they're hot at alphablokes.com.au Aussie country music singer, down to earth legend and good mate of the show Brad Cox returns for another ripper yarn. Coxy runs us through his continued growth in the country music scene, and a few integral changes he has decided to make after taking a break in his brand new Ya...

Back on the couch for another week of filthy yarns from the trendsetters. Before we kick off, Tommy has a cracker story about becoming a part time wildlife carer overnight,, followed by yarns about the act of "Spidermanning", a cracker wrong accommodation yarn in Bundy and some thoughts on our favourite snacks for long road trips battling the Bruce. This one was a ripper legends, Enjoy! 0:00 - Int...

Alpha Blokes Crookness is lingering around the studio flats but we always show up to deliver the yarns for you legends. We recap our weekend at one of the greatest fishing events in Australia, the Boyne Tannum Hookup, before heading down slow cooker territory during Cooking With Daddy. An absolute rollercoaster during Alpha News, including emotional support alligators. Unreal content from the tren...

We've pulled it off trendsetters. The best weekend ever, period. We go from the very start and run you all through a little bit about our fight camps before we steam into recapping the weekend that was us taking over the Gold Coast, including the fight card, the afterparty and all of the ripper yarns that came from it. We're so proud of everyone involved and can't honestly thank you all enoug...

The boys are officially on the other side, although they'll have no idea how they've gone in the ring we still always show up and stay consistent for you legends. This was recorded before the event over the weekend but still bought plenty of great laughs to the table, talkback has been on fire! Communal toothbrushes, staff housing shenanigans and some ripper country jokes pepper our ears. Remember...

Super Bantam Aussie Boxer Vegas Larfield joins us for a yarn. Vegas' story on how he begun his boxing career is quite the interesting yarn as it revolved around a major decision to stop playing NRL and pursue having a swing in the ring. We discuss his style and approach to his opponents, how he took up one of his first professional fights on a major world card on short notice and run through what...

With the Podcast Royale literally around the corner, the boys are ready to absolutely steam into the ring and straight into a trench after their efforts. Before they get in there, there's yarns to be heard and yet again the trendsetters aren't slowing down the absolute heat: some ABC action, blowing up when life deals ya a sh*t hand for a day and we hear from our favourite Uncle off the bat with a...

The final sitting in the couch before The Podcast Royale, nerves are starting to fly but more than that excitement is building for what we hope to be one of the greatest weekends of all time. We run through our fight predictions for the whole card before nailing all the admin and information you'll need to get around us having a biff. Some great discussion around what the most iconic Aussie dinner...

A few reigning champion yarnsman return to the trendsetter ring! Some legends we haven't heard from in ages come in to fire up, and Tommy has a proper rough job picking the winning yarn as the trendsetters are on an absolute roll! Will we crown another double champ? Ubers, what truckies have seen on the road and some pre biffing energy steams across the flats before we take a tour on Aus...

We won't lie to ya, we've been biting off more than we can chew and chewing like absolute f*ck. The boys still always show up despite a lot of exhaustion happening on the flats recently. We run through a great weekend nonetheless, including our chat with Buttsmarn, his live show, putting Danny Grant on a bull and catching up with our good mate Brad Cox, we've had some legends come through HQ this...

Dubbed as Australia's most controversial comedian, Isaac "The Buttsmarn" Butterfield joins us for a yarn. Whilst on his regional tour, Isaac had a show in Gladstone and was generous enough to chew the fat with us for an hour and a half. We dive straight in to content creation on socials and the online space and how Isaac has grown his channels whilst remaining true to his comedy style, including t...

Anteaters, Brekky in Prison, Cam gets a call from a scammer and some rip snortin’ energy from the trendsetters in this weeks instalment of Talkback. This one is an absolute belter, diving into how many licks per minute (LPM) some crazy critters can achieve on the flats and proper wheezing laughs from the energy you legends bought to the table. A couple of announcements in the beginning of this one...

ABC - Aircons Back C*nts. The studio is cold enough to dry age a beast as hoody season is approaching. We kick things off with a rundown of the fight card of the Podcast Royale and more details of the event as we begin to close in on the big night in less than three weeks time. Tommy runs us through his weekend away at Stanage, which makes us question how blind you have to be to get in to your roo...