Allegedly Astrology

This ep we’re talking all about King of Virgos Keith Raniere and his sex cult posing as a self-help group, NXIVM. We break down Allison Mack’s yikes inducing Leo Sun / Scorpio Moon combo and explain why Neptune conjunct America’s Moon in Aquarius really effed us when it came to the 2010 wellness movement.  // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitte...

WE’RE BAAACK. In this SZN 2 kickoff ep, your girls cover the astrology behind one of the most infamous scandals in sports history: the assault of ice skating queen Nancy Kerrigan. We discuss Nancy and her rival Tonya Harding’s biwheel, why U.S. Figure Skating is the definition of peak Virgo and remind everyone for the 8000th time that a Scorpio never forgets.  // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allege...

Allegedly Astrology is a comedy astrology podcast that breaks down the planetary transits that happened during the biggest events and scandals in history and pop culture. Check out season 2 launching January 25th!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BONUS EP ALERT. In this episode, we’re covering all the berserk AF astrology behind the storming of the United States Capitol, the similarities it shares with the transits of the Charlottesville Rally and what we can expect for the year ahead.  // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastr...

In this bonus episode none of us saw coming, we’re talking everyone’s favorite faux Spanish wife, Hilaria aka Hilary Baldwin. We talk how her Cap Sun / Aquarius Moon makes her a disciplined control freak that loves recognition and how two recent eclipses hitting her chart really shined a blinding light on her fake AF background story.  // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddi...

OH, HAI. WE’RE BAAAACK. In this bonus ep, we cover the celestial event that has everyone tweaking: The Great Conjunction. We talk what the meeting of Jupiter and Saturn means for U.S. Presidents, why it’s a YUGE deal that it’s happening in Aquarius and how there’s some slightly screechy planets in its transit chart.  Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Visit:...

Who’s ready to get spooky? In this v special Halloween bonus ep, the coven reveals the astrology behind the infamous DeFeo family murder, the subsequent haunting of 112 Ocean Avenue and whether or not ghost battling duo Ed and Lorraine Warren were truly legit. Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com //Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.co...

That’s a wrap on szn 1! We’re closing out part two of our finale by diving real deep into the U.S. birth chart (Are you even remotely surprised by that Sag Rising?), chatting Pluto aspects and their influence on major events in U.S. history and breaking down America’s first Pluto Return. Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com //Mail:...

Coming in hot with part one of our two part season 1 finale! #Tear. This episode, we’re heading back to colonial times to talk about George Washington’s old ass wooden teeth, the USA’s Big Three and spilling the tea on America’s first Pluto Return. *Gasp* Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com //Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com //...

Come on, you know we couldn’t have a pop culture podcast without covering the family you love to hate: the Kardashians. This week, we’re checking out Kim’s chart chock full of Jupiter action and discussing how Kris Jenner’s Big Three makes her one to def not fuq with. Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com //Mail: allegedlyastrology@...

Bust out your Guy Fawkes masks because it’s time to f*ck the system. This episode, we’re covering the astrology behind Internet hacktivists Anonymous and breaking down the Libra-ness and general Aquarian chaos of their origin site 4chan. Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com //Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Music by: Paul Wie...

BONUS EP ALERT! In a special bonus mini episode, we cover the astrology behind one of the most prolific and inspiring humans to ever rock a Supreme Court robe: the Notorious Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com //Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...

Listen as we break down the transits behind one of the most infamous unsolved child murders in American history: the death of young pageant star JonBenét Ramsey. We learn all about how her brother’s planets interacting with JB’s are pretty sus and that Jupiter played a major role in bringing upon her fate. **DEFINITELY NOT TRYING TO GET SUED IN THIS EPISODE.** Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Re...

This episode, we cover the placements and transits surrounding the 90s Chicago Bulls Championship Dynasty. We fangirl over Phil Jackson’s heavy Aquarian influences, shit talk the Lord of the Trolls, aka Jerry Krause, and see how prominent eclipses in Michael Jordan’s chart paved the way for all those epic three-peats. Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Visit:...

This episode, we’re dipping our toes into the cult pool and covering the transits of Jonestown and Heaven's Gate. We talk about the influence of being born during a new moon phase and how Jim Jones’ Neptune in Virgo helped make him all sorts of methy. Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com //Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Musi...

Put on some black lace and turn up Stevie Nicks because we’re getting spooky. This episode, we compare the transits of the Salem Witch Trials and the Satanic Panic, and learn how Lilith in Cancer is never a good thing for anyone with ovaries. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: all...

BIG SAG ENERGY COMIN’ AT YA. This episode is all about the epic failure that was Fyre Fest. We break down Billy McFarland's chart, point fingers at Mercury Retrograde and locate the generational transit that makes Millennials so willing to do anything for the Gram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE. But seriously though. On this episode, we cover the #FreeBritney movement, break down the Princess of Pop’s *allegedly* illegitimate conservatorship and predict how the transits will influence her upcoming court date. Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com //Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Music by: Paul Wi...

It’s our first episode ever! Well, technically, it’s an intro, but still. This week, we’re introducing ourselves, letting you in on our Big Three and yelling into the void about why event astrology is a thing. Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com //Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak Learn more about your a...