Allegedly Astrology

FULL TRANSPARENCY: WE HAVE NO IDEA WTF IS HAPPENING WITH THIS COUPLE. But that’s not stopping us from using astrology to speculate. This episode, we’re covering the newest possible celeb couple, Libra Kim Kardashian and Scorpio Pete Davidson, and the rollercoaster handhold that blew people’s minds. We break down their synastry, provide a Kanye astro transit update, and predict if this relationship...

HALLOWEEN BONUS EP COMING AT YA. This episode, we break down the astrology that happened during the infamous Slender Man stabbing. We look at Slender Man’s Chart (Cap Moon obvi), the synastry between the three 12-year-old girls involved in the attack, Jupiter Returns, Morgan’s Gemini stellium and more.  // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit + TikTok & @allegedlyastro on...

IT’S OUR SEASON 3 FINALE AND WE’RE COMING IN HOT. This ep, we break down the astrology surrounding the true baddie of Supreme Court decisions Roe v. Wade. We talk about Roe aka Norma McCorvey’s Virgo Sun, Planned Parenthood’s Sun and Mercury in Libra, the chart for the Supremes’ decision, the Texas Heartbeat Act, Viagra’s (Surprise, Surprise) stellium in Aries, The Pill, predictions for the future...

Another ep, another trigger warning. This episode, we cover the astrology behind 90s R&B Royalty Aaliyah and her v, v, v creepy relationship with R. Kelly. We talk Aaliyah’s annual profections when Age Ain’t Nothing But a Number debuted, the Uranus action happening to her ascendent the day she died, her synastry with R. Kelly, the chart for their bizarre, secret marriage and R. Kelly’s guilty verd...

TRIGGER WARNING! This episode, we cover the trial of the West Memphis Three and the Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills. We dive deep into Sagittarius Stellium Daddy and town goth Damien Echols, the transits for Stevie Branch the day he, Michael Moore, and Christopher Byers went missing, the chart for the Satanic Panic **pause for a deep, exaggerated breath** the chart for the Alford Plea that ultim...

BRAVO NERDS, UNITE! This episode, we welcome extra special guest Astro Meme Queen Alyssa Polinksy of @StarsxBravo to discuss the astrology behind the juiciest Real Housewives scandal of recent memory: the lawsuits and divorce of Erika and Tom Girardi. We talk about how Erika’s Cancer Sun, Cancer Rising, and Aquarius Moon contribute to her closed off and steely demeanor, Tom’s approaching Uranus Re...

Just gonna ahead and say trigger warning- esp if you’re a New Yorker. This episode, we’re diving into the astrology behind the 9/11 terrorist attacks. We talk Osama Bin Laden’s Virgo-Pisces axis, how to interpret houses in an event chart, Prez Bush’s Cancer Sun and Libra Moon, and you KNOW Pluto was transiting America’s ascendant that day because of course it was.  // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @a...

Well, well, well if it isn't another celebrity couple making us feel on the brink of vom. In this bonus episode, Dana, Sarah, and Elyse discuss the recent baby announcement of comedian and Virgo John Mulaney and actress/model/Cancer Olivia Munn. There’s talk of why a fifth house profection year may be the time for getting pregnant, Sun-Jupiter synastry cuteness, divorce, rehab, and a listing of ap...

IT’S PART DOS OF OUR LIGHTHEARTED ADVENTURE. Astrologer Cam White is back to help us scream into the void about the life of sex trafficking creep, Aquarius Jeffrey Epstein and his British girlfriend/accomplice/fixer, Capricorn Ghislaine Maxwell. We discuss Ghislaine’s 8th house stellium, her charming Gemini Rising, the biwheel between her and Epstein and her year ahead. But that's not all! We also...

NOTHING LIKE A LITTLE SOMETHING LIGHTHEARTED TO START THE WEEK OFF RIGHT. This episode, we’re foaming at the mouth excited to be joined by astrologer Cam White. Together we discuss the astrology behind Aquarius Jeffrey Epstein, his Saturn Neptune conjunction that indicates all kinds of shady happenings with the rich and powerful, and the Miami Herald investigative article during a Jupiter-Mercury...

CAN A GIRL CATCH AN ASTRO BREAK?! This episode, Dana, Elyse, and Sarah get real sporty to talk about Olympian and Pisces Simon Biles. They talk how her Virgo Mars Rx is perfect for gymnastics and how Neptune Rx in Pisces really threw a wrench in her Tokyo plans. Then, we compare her chart and transits to Tennis Star and Libra Naomi Osaka. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + R...

SPOILER: THIS DOES NOT END WELL. This week, the girls break down the astrological happenings surrounding the sinking of the Titanic. They talk about how the Titanic’s Aries Sun and Leo Moon surrounded it with frat boy style confidence that made people boast it was unsinkable, and uncover the WILD chart for the date it hit the iceberg. We’re talking big 9th house/ Mars/Neptune energy. To round out...

BUCKLE UP, IT’S GRIFTIN’ TIME. This ep, the girls discuss the faux luxe life of wannabe socialite Anna Delvey aka Anna Sorokin. They talk her Big Three, her Mercury conjunct Uranus placement that helps her play the long con, and how the Sun, Mercury and Jupiter in Libra may have signaled her lies finally catching up with her.  // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @all...

FINGERS CROSSED WE DON’T GET A GIGLI SEQUEL. This episode, the girls untangle the comeback relationship 20 years in the making: Bennifer. They break down Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck’s biwheel, talk tabloid culture, ARod’s Leo Sun fuq boi-ness, and even look up the chart of Ben’s back tattoo because honestly wtf.  // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro...

HOPE YOUR GAG REFLEXES ARE IN CHECK. This bonus ep, the girls cover the PDA loving romance of Scorpio Travis Barker and Aries Kourtney Kardashian. They talk the couple’s biwheel, Travis’ Aries Ex Shanna Moakler and why Kourtney’s Sag Midheaven in Travis’ 6th House might be the reason why they’re so extra on Insta. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro o...

ROYAL FAMILY, ROYAL PROBLEMS. This SZN 2 finale episode, the girls dive into a topic that forever brings the dramz: the story of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. They talk Harry and Meghan’s sizzling AF biwheel, how similar Harry and Charles’ charts are, the biwheel of Meghan and the UK Press (YIKES!) and fangirl about the People’s Princess, Diana.  // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology...

WHO’S READY FOR A CASEY ANTHONY HATERS BALL? In part two of our Killer Moms series, the girls are joined once again by trained mental health counselor, astrologer and host of the Killer Astrology podcast, Laura Carrie. We break down Casey Anthony’s Pisces Sun/Pisces Rising/Cancer Moon Big Three and discuss similar transits and placements between Diane Downs, Andrea Yates and Casey. Learn more abou...

THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET REAL MURDERY. This ep, ya girls are joined by trained mental health counselor, astrologer and host of the Killer Astrology podcast, Laura Carrie, to chat about the incredibly cuddly and light-hearted topic of moms that have killed their children. We kick off part one of this two-part series with Queen of Leo energy Diane Downs and Cancer Sun / Aries Moon Andrea Yates. // Le...

WHO’S READY TO GET GRIFTY? This ep, we’re covering Aquarius Sun Elizabeth Holmes, her company Theranos and Silicon Valley’s Jupiter in Leo opposite Neptune in Aquarius placement. (WHICH EXPLAINS A LOT ABOUT TECH BROS.) Then, we’re comparing Theranos’ general chillness about lying to investors with the legendary white-collar criminal company of yore: Enron.  // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedly...

We’re baaack with Kirah Tabourn aka The Strology for part 2 of our episode all about the Internet. We’re covering how Facebook’s nodal return and Taurus eclipses are prob good reasons for you to delete that account, smartphones being Cap AF and why that Saturn Return is bringing all that crypto goodness. Learn more about Kirah, her The Eleventh House virtual community and buy her book at https://w...

YOU GUYS. Today, we’re talking about the Internet’s Saturn Return with our first guest ever and fave Scorpio / Aries / Pisces combo, the talented astrologer/educator/creative Kirah Tabourn aka The Strology. We breakdown the Internet’s chart, talk about stocking up on cans of beans for Y2K thanks to that Saturn in Taurus transit and finally learn what the dot com bust actually was. Learn more about...

HEADS UP, BBs: THIS EP COMES WITH A TRIGGER WARNING. The girls take it back to 2009 to cover the v passionate and v, v, v turbulent relationship of our Pisces Queen, Rihanna, and her former ex, Chris Brown. We talk their fire trine biwheel, how a Leo Lunar Eclipse really yanked off the rose-colored glasses when it came to their relationship and how Venusian men honestly need to chill. P.S. If you...

This episode, the girls talk all about the OxyContin Epidemic. They break down how Jupiter – Pluto aspects have the potential to lead the way to big money and epidemics and how Neptune’s influence when the FDA approved the drug could have led to a skewed perception of it being a miracle pill.  // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: al...

JUST IN TIME FOR VALENTINE’S DAY — IT’S A BONUS EP TO CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP TO. Because we can’t have nice things, we’re bringing you one of the biggest WTF relationship rollercoasters in recent memory: the love triangle-ish romance of  Harry Styles, Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis. We talk their biwheels, synastry and check their profections to see what’s to come.  // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @...

This episode, we’re talking all the astro happenings relating to 90s music icon, Selena. We cover the 11th house year transits behind her meteoric rise to fame (hint: it involves the north node and her midheaven) and why Yolanda Saldivar is the worst Virgo to ever Virgo. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail....