All Sequels Go To Heaven

For Roman's birthday, he made us watch a two and a half hour movie. I know he's my brother, but he's dead to me. The stunts were pretty cool though. -Griffin's Letterboxd Account

This election stuff is so exhausting. We talked about a sexual Ratatouille this week. The usual stuff. Just listen to it, we promise it's good.

This week we watched Gremlins 2: The New Batch. It is maybe the most wild movie we've watched, and we met it where it lives. Come for the sexy female gremlin, stay for the ending feel-good musical number (which is now compulsory for all movies).

This week we watched Ghostbusters 2, but we spent a lot of time talking about the much more interesting Ghostbusters (Stern, 2016) pinball machine and Roman's IFPA ranking. Also John Denver's WILD real name. But, you know, the movie was alright I guess.

Are you down from some thrills, chills, and a pretty niche William Faulkner joke? Then boy do we have an episode for you!!! We watched Goosebumps 2 this week and that somehow led us to discuss warrior cats, my haunted space wolf escape room, and former president George H. W. Bush's love of Scrooged. And what's this? OH NO! The bad-podcast-ghost got a hold of us causing multiple technical issues an...

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This week we learned about four young women with hopes and dreams and variable amounts of swimming ability. But more than that, we learned about a pair of pants, and how they would have been used to make TNKOs during World War 1. Listen to us talk about The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2. Your Sky King, Bob Burnquist, commands it.

Have you ever been stung by like 12 scorpions and instead of being in immense pain, you gain some sort of vague superpowers? Good news! You might be a Scorpion King! Or just the world's most disconcerting competitive eater. Either way, congrats.

We got WILD talking about this one. But in our defense, how could we have gotten more wild than a movie where yetis kick a human field goal and Jet Li is The Avatar & Beast Boy rolled into one and STILL loses? Also discussed, the 2021 blockbuster The Battle of the Jasons starring Jason Statham and every other Jason in the world.

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This week, Superman faces his toughest challenge yet: Nuclear disarmament! And he sort of succeeds, but not before drugging a woman and getting hammered into the moon. But more importantly, did y'all ever see the unrated version of Hancock? Because there is some TROUBLING stuff in there.

We finally did it. The 0% Rotten Tomatoes sequel that Michael Caine famously has not seen, but loves the house it built. It's Jaws: The Revenge. Get ready for us to discuss one shark's brave journey to travel several thousand miles in just a few days to get revenge on a family whose shark curse truly knows no bounds.

In this one we ask a LOT of questions to Spencer's Hinge match who has posed us the greatest riddle of our time. So crack open a Tony Hawk 2015 Cabernet Reserve and enjoy.

We read your countless comments, heard to your endless voicemails, and even got your innumerable telegraphs, and we did listen. This week we wrapped up the trilogy with Grand-Daddy Day Care. One again nobody comes back, Danny Trejo stars in it, blah blah blah, HEY GUYS WHAT'S IN FORT KNOX ALSO HOW DOES MONEY WORK ALSO DID YOU EVER WATCH THE CELEBRITY DIVING GAME SHOW SPLASH? yeah. it's one of thos...

As August rolls around, wring the most out of this excellent, in no way out of the ordinary summer with a trip to Daddy Day Camp! It features such fun activities as: a bus full of kids running into a tree, a very greasy rock climbing wall, and of course, no returning actors from the first movie!! Of course, we barely talk about any of that stuff, but you know the drill at this point.

This week we talked a lot about an old Disney skateboarding game and how many snakes Jake Paul could fight. We also talked a little bit about Toy Story 4.

In a world, where humans become dogs and dogs become human. One man must save the president's wife, who has been turned into a dog before she gets sent into space by the Russians. Only one problem. That man is a dog. That's NOT what happened in this movie. But what if it was? Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/asg2h Twitter & Instagram: @ASG2H

This week we got deep into the Backyard Baseball kids having to save child Randy Johnson from his pigeon curse. And around that, we discussed The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part. It was pretty good. Sidenote: Griffin's audio gets a lot better about 30 minutes in. Thanks for your patience with us!

Air Bud plays volleyball for a little less than 33% of this movie and we spent about that much time actually talking about Air Bud Spikes Back. So, if you think about it, we basically did at least as good of a job on this episode as the makers of Air Bud: Spikes Back did. Sooooo... yeah. Enjoy!

Welcome to the third and final chapter in Yugioh, Megioh, and Dupreegioh. We finish with Yu Gi Oh!: The Dark Side of Dimensions. It is a WILD 2 and a half hour EPIC, so of course we spent a lot of time talking about water slides as a means to ending global conflict.

On week two of Yugioh, Megioh, and Dupreegioh, we watched Yu Gi Oh: Bonds Beyond Time. It's a movie where our boy Yugi, a kid who can hang, and an edgelord with a sweet motorcycle team up to battle the most dangerous force in a world built around a card game: power creep.

Join us for part one in our three part series we're tentatively titling "Yugioh, Migioh, and Dupreegioh". We talked to an actual musical genius. Roman got DEEP into the action. And we all fell in love with Pegasus in a huge way.

This week we talk about Muppets Most Wanted. It's a movie where, canonically, Danny Trejo and Kermit the Frog do a musical variety show in a Russian gulag. We hope you give this episode a perfect 5 out of 5 Jamon Serranos.

Trigger warning: Discussion of racism, violence, police brutality, and murder. In solidarity with the protests going on around the country this week, we will not be posting a normal episode. Instead, we are going to lend our support to a movement that must be heard. Please listen to this short episode for a list of resources to help support the cause, our statement of solidarity, and a song for re...

This week we watched the end of the majestic, iconic Night at the Museum franchise. We bid it a tearful goodbye as we talked a lot about birds and Harry Potter.