All Sequels Go To Heaven

Sorry. Real quick I gotta call my guy and see if I can buy this box set of Psych Season 4 on DVD. In the meantime, listen to this episode.

When Earthrealm is called to a tournament. A tournament against a 7' 0", 360 lb Lightning God and a woman with really strange speaking cadences. There's only one champion we can send to protect us. 4 time NBA Champion Shaquille O'Neal.

The start of another 100! And we opened 3 weeks behind the zeitgeist watching Godzilla vs. Kong. And talking about Beatles vore. And doing sublymonal messaging. And yelling about Encyclopedia Brown. Ok, maybe things aren't gonna be that different this 100.

Episode 100. We got to the first big one. Thank you all for sticking by us through all the Yu Gi Oh stuff to get here. For Episode 100 we got to pick a movie that was not a sequel and we picked Meet Joe Black, a 3 hour movie with a 45% Rotten Tomatoes rating. And boy, was it kind of but not really worth it.

This week we went off. We watched Cars 3, but we talked about: How God is a Chrysler, The Joker's Staff Writer position on the staff of every Gotham villain, E. Nigma Balls, John Henry's Flu Game, and of course, how Paul Newman is a fugly slut.

Dear listener, let me ask you one question. Is a pokemon not entitled to the sweat of its own brow?

This week we watched the INCREDIBLE classic film An Extremely Goofy Movie. But we also pitched an EVEN MORE INCREDIBLE movie where Abe Lincoln, Mark Twain, and Charles Dickens save us from hell.

This week we watched the BRAND NEW Spongebob movie Sponge On The Run. It's a bad movie for having Matt Berry, Snoop Dogg, Danny Trejo, and Keanu Reeves. But hey, it is what it is. Maybe they shoulda listened to some of our suggestions about Sandy...

I don't know what to tell you about this ep. All we can say is we're sorry. Also, we heavily refer to the episode of Rocket Power where Otto gets hit by a tennis ball and it lets him do an impossible trick. Go look it up, it's good.

This week we watched Surf's Up 2, a movie franchise that WWE bought into and then filled it with their own wrestlers, including the CEO Vince McMahon, who eats a fish's whole ass with a straw.

How's everybody doing? Not great? You say there's a global pandemic? You say lots of Texans don't have water or power? Well... we recorded an episode about Happy Feet 2 which is also pretty thematically dark... so.... yeah. Get ready for Westboro's take on the X-Games, equating Roman to Candy Crush, and only a few of minutes of combined Bakugon, Beyblade, and Digimon talk as opposed to the 15 or s...

This movie is a solid 10/10 and I don't care what you or anybody else thinks

Sorry for the delay folks! We're back up and running and Spencer made us watch Dragonheart: Vengeance. You can check it out on Netflix, or, you can head on over to MTV and watch 25 douchebags battle it out against 1 tiger (at first) in Change Your Stripes! Either way, just listen to the episode first.

They weren't lying, the Rugrats really do go wild in this one. They meet the Wild Thornberrys, they almost die MULTIPLE times, and Bruce Willis sings as a dog. Please watch this movie.

Boy howdy. It's a wild one folks and we refused to be constrained be it by the movie or by proper podcasting etiquette, as we watched Space Chimps 2: Zartog Strikes Back this week. In terms of on topic discussion, we learned how many chimps have made it into space and in terms of off topic discussion we talk about fidget spinners! We also have the debut of not only the hottest new segment in the p...

This week we had on special guest Dan Baron to discuss Star Trek: Beyond. We ended up talking about how the Klingon planet is just a huge bong, and also about how this would be so much better if Tarantino had been able to bring in Jonathan Teatime to defeat the Daleks. Just listen. It's tough to explain.

We watched the huge worldwide phenomenon Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker. We did talk a little bit about the movie. And by the movie, I mean I, Robot.

Welp, we recorded this one literally the day before Rowan Atkinson said some stuff, including some stuff about Mr. Bean specifically, but that's ok, because obviously we barely talked about the film. I think, at least. I, Roman, lost internet for part of this but the other boys kept recording, so let's both listen and find out what they said about me (I assume).

Hey gang, the holidays got really busy for us, so our yearly DnD episode is postponed. BUT we didn't want to leave you all hanging, so we got together to record a quick (and by quick we mean a full hour) recap of the year. We talked a bit about the movies we watched, the bits we did, and how you can eat a pokemon to gain its votes in the upcoming election. Happy New Year!

Happy holidays everybody! For our last week of Christmas movies in 2020, we watched The Princess Switch: Switched Again. It's a movie fresh off of Netflix's presses with a newer, better Vanessa Hudgens, but we talked more about the old man who singlehandedly (or on behalf of a shadowy cabal) is attempting to destabilize the entire region. Also which animals we think we could fight.

This week we watched Barbie in A Christmas Carol. But also, we pitched a Marvel vs Capcom style fighting game with all the Barbie professions, parsed whether Barbie is a person or a species, and really dove deep on what we could expect from President Barbie. My wife left me yesterday. It Cannot End Like This Act One SMASH.

Is this the worst movie we've ever seen? Maybe. Are these the best bootleg Neon Genesis Evangelion shirts we've ever seen? Absolutely. So grab yourself 15 Filet O' Fish from 3 separate McDonalds and strap in for this one. Happy Holidays, and try not to kill any Robins out there.

Join us, here, in America's first Drunk Mall to enjoy our favorite lines from this absolute holiday ROMP, A Bad Moms Christmas. Or go to the Ultimate Guitar Forums and check if they're alright. Either one.

Hi, I'm Ronald Weasley. And I have 60 seconds to tell you about Now You See Me 2. It has 2 Woody Harrelsons in it. And Lizzie Caplan's here now, and she immediately recognizes how hot Dave Franco is (and really, can you blame her?). I hope you get to know a little bit about the movie in this episode, and maybe along the way, you'll get to know a little bit about me too.

We discuss Mila Kunis' greatest shame this week. The sequel to American Psycho. We try not to think about it too much while distracting ourselves from the election that was still going on when we recorded this by discussing Cameos, the more homicidal side of baseball statistics, and perhaps the least necessary twist of all time(?). This and more on this weeks episode of All Sequels Go To Heaven!!!