All Sequels Go To Heaven

We watched the end of the 9th Doctor's episodes. Well, the less scary ones anyways. 

Griffin's still busy being a doctor, so Spencer and Roman are doing a spin off project called All Sequels Go to Time Lord, in which they'll watch Doctor Who and discuss how bad Roman's freaking out about it. (Also, Griff's invited to join whenever he can. But he's doctor, so like, it's tough. But also there's a Doctor in this show, so it's sort of like he's still here with us in spirit) Thank you...

This week we watched Chip n Dale: Rescue Rangers, which was actually a fantastic movie that I would've liked to watch at my leisure and not an hour before the podcast. Go check it out for yourself and then come back and listen. Go ahead. We'll be here.

This is a Public Service Announcement: If you have a pacemaker, make sure you're not living in a microwave. And if you are, please don't be afraid to tell it to your doctor. They won't judge you, and it's not worth losing your life over. Thank you.

Hey yall. Got a lil bit of echo on this one. Also we recorded it before we found out how bad Ezra Miller got (and is continuing to get) so boo him. And boo JK Rowling.

This week we watched the only Batman movie SO FAR where the batsuit has nipples, and we have to say, it's a welcome change.

This week we watched Daddy's Home 2. It's going in my holiday rote. That and Missile Tow.

We watched Lil Fockers this week, a movie that nobody enjoyed, including the people making it. Well... maybe Andy Garcia? At least I hope he enjoyed it... I wonder what he's up to nowadays. Is he married? I feel like he's married to like Uma Thurman or something crazy like that? What? He's not married to Uma Thurman? You know what, just go listen to the ep. I'm gonna be googling for like 6 hours.

You had to know we'd go off for this one. You just HAD to know.

Don't watch this movie. Listen to this episode, but please don't watch this movie. Watch the Batman movies instead. Even Batman watches them, apparently.

There is always a former professional hockey player, there's always an Alex, there's always a smashed banana. -Biofrost Infinite

This week, we're slamming hard then repeatedly assuring the camera crew that we're ok. We just gotta walk it off. Also, we're wearing a horse costume. We talk about the rising stars of jackass, and how badly their junk gets ruined over the course of this movie. We also talk about how scary animals are, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead (of course), and movie trailers for too long.

We're back from hiatus! And we're finishing up with delving into the darkness with Ip Man 4: The Finale! This movie was really cool and good, but what would've been better is Lincoln if Daniel Day Lewis didn't TALK OVER ALL THE COOL FIGHT SCENES

Lana really went off with this one yall. People being extremely weird to Trinity? Yes. A bold stance on what the ultra rich need to do right now? Yes. The absolute freshest Morpheus there's ever been? YES. Check this one out with us, featuring the amazing and hilarious Seth Lilley!

There are 8 types of movies: 1. Essences 2. Characters 3. Challenges 4. Locations 5. Skills & Items 6. Events 7. Actions 8. Episodes This movie was a Challenge

We watched Goon: Last of the Enforcers. It's sort of a troubling movie, but there's some good stuff in there. Also, Griff made some absolute BANK during the unboxing emporium.

As we continue to Dip Into The Darkness, we watched D3: The Mighty Ducks. So toss on some Pantera, pick up some trash, and play some actual damn hockey, Charlie. You're such a toxic presence on this team and in this movie. And Adam Banks is really the heart of this team. Just shut up and ride the pine, Conway. Geez.

*clears throat* lebong james that is all.

We started Dipping Into the Darkness with Sing 2, a movie that has plagued Roman for some time now. But because we're gluttons for punishment, we also watched Sing 1, gathered together in Dallas, before seeing the movie together and then recording. And it was actually good? But also Bono really was in it. I dunno. I still feel conflicted. Just take a listen.

Happy New Year! But first, let's take one last look at 2021 (if we must) as the boys each picked their own sequel and came to report to the class. Were any of them good? Were any of them bad? Were any of them actually discussed on this episode? Let's find out together!

Merry Christmas Eve! We sat down and watched The Muppet Christmas Carol (I think for the first time for all of us, strangely). Obviously it's great, but do you know what would make it better? A Metallica pinball machine, and a wife who tried to win it for me.

on todays episode we explore the possibility of clone driven reality show, we disappoint a small French boy named Claude, we start a beef with DJ Khaled, and Griff puts the team on his back like that though.

We watched Christmas Prince 3: A movie where there's a curse on a queen's child and war is on the horizon if an important historic document is not found, and then nobody does anything about it. Just like how Nord VPN does nothing for you (at least unless you value your privacy online).

It's December 1st, which means we're officially on that holiday creep. So we started out with the original Avengers: Frosty and Rudolph go to a circus in summer and try not to die! It's a whole thing. Also, Dune was pretty good.

I literally think we spend more time talking about other Sherlock Holmes adaptations than this one in this ep. And also a quick diversion through a dumb Crypto ad, ska music, and of course, Sing 2.