Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Trump season finale is must-see TV as he tells supporters “I’ll be there with you” then leaves, history proves “insurgents” storm and occupy Capitol building about every 18 months and shoot it up or bomb it every 20 years or so, Biden plans to break Trump’s deficit spending record, social media censorship and app blacklisting reaches critical mass, CA governor may get evicted, and golfer offensive...

Grateful Americans decorate McConnell & Pelosi’s homes and leave gifts of ham, healthcare workers say “no” to the needle, Mexico concerned about flood of US refugees, why your smart devices could SWAT you, why 2021 probably won’t be any better, and will Pam offer Trump a grab for Assange pardon? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bon...

Alex looks for a place to put his cigar and Adrian perfects his “old fashioned” technique, US and Chinese government fight over who gets to spy on you, special committee appointed by Congress to find ways to streamline Congress recommends creation of special committee to find ways to streamline Congress, Bitcoin soars, Musk ramping up Mars colonization, and will the Nashville bomber’s actual motiv...

Rev. Adrian welcomes Rev. Alex to the church, Russians totally infiltrate US government networks, heroes with needles are coming and media debates which way to lie about it, Alex digs angry Tom Cruise, Adrian geeks out on quantum teleportation, and more government bigwigs aren’t not saying it’s not necessarily not aliens. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subsc...

Alex’s spam enrages “important” person, Adrian wants to kill (and possibly eat) construction workers, Media says overwhelmed FedEx asks Galactic Federation for help shipping vaccines, Desantis blows whistle on reporter editorializing whistleblower raid, more Americans rebelling against lockdowns & distrusting vaccine, and border wall contractors leave paths for armed illegals to guard border wall...

Alex eats bananas while his wives deal with quarantine, Adrian plays roulette with COVID data and starts peeing indoors again, fact checkers ignore facts when playing the blame game, House votes to get high, Democrats delighted as Trump lawyers suppress Republican vote, police drones flying solo, and facial recognition gets under your mask. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss th...

Big Media profits by printing literal Chinese propaganda, Karens force Johns Hopkins to delete study showing COVID isn’t that deadly, Trump makes poo poo at kiddie desk, US/Israel play Mission Impossible in Iran, and prepare to surrender your DNA and medical history to travel. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit...

Adrian gets exposed to the ‘Rona twice, Alex keeps his distance and phones it in, media wonders whether Trump will pull the troops out or start a new war in Iran while Left-wing Neocons hope for the latter, California Governor dines out unmasked with friends while making the peasants stay home, your Roomba is gathering data so AI can hack your brain, and bi-partisan fist bump reveals Americans don...

Sleepy Alex stumbles through the show, hypocrite Adrian goes full statist, Trump admits defeat...kinda, Biden mulls more lockdowns and gov’t cheese, new tax floated for home workers, Hong Kong falls to ChiComs while America’s distracted,  black market emerges for negative COVID tests, and our ultimate question is, “Yeah, but did you die?”  This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss thi...

Drugs win 2020 election, old white guy defeats old white guy, scary old undercover haircut lady may lose job, dumb hot chick in congress may quit, Dems realize they shouldn’t use the “S” word, Alex worried new group wants to blacklist outing administration staff, but Adrian thinks it sets a good precedent, and will this be the lame-duck session to end...well, everything? This is a public episode....

Alex and Adrian still dealing with broken homes,  global titans of industry plan The Great Reset, police can sue you after breaking into your home and shooting you, social media censorship intensifies, Scotland bans private “hate speech” inside homes, and -- oh yeah -- there some kind of election happening. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get a...

Alex preaches to his poker buddies, Adrian yells at construction workers, Guiliani gets Borat instead of a Kazakh hottie hummer, muted mics makes for cordial debate, Rays make amazing comeback, San Fran deters Karen from calling cops on brown people, and the confusing Florida Amendments are mostly pointless. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get...

Adrian enraged about government fencing off public land, Alex still hates John McAfee, Lil’ Judge Amy knows part of First Amendment, censoring the censors, Hunter learns why you always pay your IT guy on time, climate change kills cavemen, and beware the killer crawling toupes. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit...

Trump gets the ‘Rona and Dems try really hard to conceal their euphoria, presidential debate raises concerns whether slinging fecal matter transmits COVID, Adrian congratulates Tara Katuk Mac Lean Sweeny for becoming first female President of the United States, Alex’s childlike quest for free energy continues, and Pelosi and the Ministry of Information sic FBI on conspiracy theorists.  This is a p...

Desantis lifts restrictions and rules he never had the authority to issue in the first place.  What do serial killers and female Supreme Court Justices have in common?  Will Trump use “Internet Kill Switch” to prevent the election, or will he just order the military to attack Dems?  If Macy’s has a parade, and no one is there to see it, is it still Thanksgiving? This is a public episode. If you wo...

Liberals pissed at Ruth Bader Ginsburg for dying before election while Trump somehow manages to give a proper presidential response as both sides draw battle lines for the ultimately meaningless appointment, it turns out NPR is just a smarter version of Fox News, it might be prudent to have a 100-year waiting period before calling something “settled science,” and Taiwan and Syria heat up and threa...

The NFL can’t solve the world’s problems, so can we please just watch football?  Did Trump not read Bob Woodward’s bio, because taking down presidents is kinda his thing.  Will they play the Black National Anthem in the Whites Only cafes which POC are demanding?  Over half of Americans think Trump and Biden are mentally unfit for President, but will vote for one anyway. This is a public episode. I...

Adrian releases the glitch, Alex fights both sides in the arena of hypocrisy, Trump calling dead troops “losers” may be the most reliable story ever from The Atlantic, Nancy Pelosi learns why you do not f**k with the people you depend on, DeSantis proves Marxist theory of property rights, you can’t cheat thermodynamics, and Pasco goes full Minority Report. This is a public episode. If you would li...

Alex and Adrian have a heated disagreement about the Kenosha shootings, and compare America today to watching a head-on car crash, Rand already said her name, Jerry Falwell Jr. is literally a cuck, Floridians say no to social tracing, and America’s top general says US military won’t intervene in election dispute...which apparently needs to be said in 2020. This is a public episode. If you would li...

Snowflake Trump gets triggered, and the Conservative movement jumps on the Cancel Culture Express, Netflix accused of promoting pedophilia while actual pedophile headlines DNC, 2020 offers BOGO special on hurricanes for Gulf coast, Beetlejuice sends protesters to somebody else’s house, and the ghost of Susan B. Anthony says “pardon Snowden instead.” This is a public episode. If you would like to d...

Alex is depressed like everyone else, senile old man picks promiscuous semi-black chick as caregiver/President and BLM apparently doesn’t care that she’s also a cop, Google tattoo you, Sheriff forces people not to wear masks -- which is the same as forcing people to wear them, California government kills Uber and Lyft, and does the media tell you what to think or reveal what you really think? This...

SpaceX successfully lands grain silo, Beirut tragically learns why you shouldn’t leave tons of ammonium nitrate laying around, Biden sounds like Clint Eastwood in Grand Torino -- if Clint Eastwood had dementia, Trump uses Communist techniques to ban TikTok and demand bribes from Microsoft, and the City of Dallas invokes clauses in contracts they’re not a party to. This is a public episode. If you...

Demon semen lady seems as plausible as Fauci, who says masks are just for show and don’t really do much, new normal means funerals are for the rich and powerful only, Alex suggests 17-year-old Twitter hacker could be Adrian’s illegitimate son, Maxwell case document dump fingers Clinton, Andrew & Dershowitz, and the hurricane is offended you mispronounced his (her? their?) name. This is a public ep...

Pentagon says UFO’s are not of this Earth and we’re all like ‘Meh’, Trump offer well wishes to his dear friend Ghislaine Maxwell and talks about how he got extra credit on his dementia test, The Washington People will face the Kansas City Mascots in NFL opener before a sold-out crowd of cardboard cutouts, and Adrian will probably spend his government cheese betting on it. This is a public episode....

National Museum of African American History & Culture says rational thought and time are aspects of “Whiteness,” Portland officials ask Trump to stop kidnapping US citizens, hackers blow awesome opportunity for mayhem with Twitter takeover, DeepFakes not just for porn anymore, June US budget deficit higher than most annual deficits, and we pray for a solar storm. This is a public episode. If you w...