Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 01/26/2025 Episode #279: If you want a refund for this show, we’ll understand Alex’s OCD extends to social invitations, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly of Trump’s first week in office, Biden pardons Fauci for murdering 20 million people, maybe America just needs to get laid, we’re pulling for the New California Republic, our karaoke experiment goes horribly wrong, and...

IMPORTANT UPDATE We are posting all new podcast episodes to the Unattended Baggage Podcast Substack. You can subscribe using the link below. All of the archive shows will remain here until we finish the transition Unattended Baggage Show Notes 10/05/2024 Episode #264: Riding the Storm Out…Again Adrian welcomes the next hurricane while Alex continues his storm profiteering, we ponder which global c...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 9/28/2024 Episode #263: This isn’t what we meant when we asked for a sloppy blow Alex and Adrian tell tales of their wild night with Helene, we discuss the real economics of homeowner’s insurance and why your claim will be denied, Israel picks a fight and hopes their big brother ends it, NYC mayor gets caught with his finger in the Turkey, legal loophole lets “non-pro...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 9/21/2024 Episode #262: Here’s hoping your phone doesn’t say “Made in Israel” Israel invents gender reassignment terrorism, Ukraine makes mushroom cloud outside Moscow, Three Mile Island nuke plant to exclusively power Microsoft AI, third richest man in the world explains how AI will control your behavior, scientists want to throw ice cubes at hurricanes, we predict P...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 9/16/2024 Episode #261: Jet fuel won’t burn Haitian cat kabobs Alex remembers 9/11 for completely different reasons, Adrian hopes Tulsi Gabbard is on Russia’s payroll and not just stupid, how police brutality affects your fantasy football league, Trump dodges another bullet and gets another side piece, CIA gets sloppy, Israel heads north, US subs get steamy, and you c...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 9/8/2024 Episode #260: Follow the money brick road to peek behind the curtain We explore several federal, state and local cases of government corruption, and how it always comes back to bribes, blackmail, and/or espionage, we mourn the demise of privacy and anonymity through devices and biometrics, and their economic and political implications in conjunction with AI,...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 8/31/2024 Episode #259: “We kind of lost the narrative on this one.” Adrian contemplates entropic beer and encourages Alex to capitalize on consuming it, Governments around the world don’t want you talking to each about things they don’t like, Harris, DeSantis and Trump all do the political two-step after stepping in it, CIA allegedly saves Islamic State from the wrat...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 8/24/2024 Episode #258: Park Pickleball Payola Alex and Adrian explore the cultural ramifications of transgenre music artists, Ron DeSantis is about to be electrocuted by the third rail of Florida politics, Fauci beats the odds and gets West Nile Virus – vaccines likely to follow, US government finally tells the truth about Fluoridated water, all the cool kids are sho...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 8/17/2024 Episode #257: White women better get busy America’s getting more brown, so y’all white folk better raw dog it, hypocritical left trans-shames Vance for being a hypocrite, learning the psychology of a totalitarian peasant, Trump’s Tic-Tacs and Harris’ word salad perfectly describe why we really have inflation, you’re really NEET, how many chicken wings can yo...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 8/11/2024 Episode #256: Take this all of you and eat it, these are my falsies Ukraine brilliantly turns the tables on Putin, US wins gold in the sport of outrage at the Olympics, Hamas leader concedes to ceasefire demands so Israel executed him, Chicago PD black site revealed, RFK Jr. describes how he staged a Central Park bicycle crime scene to cover up the roadkill...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 7/27/2024 Episode #255: This Gaslighting Smells Like Stale Farts Adrian theorizes (hopes) the Obama endorsement is a smart strategy, Alex enjoys cigars at the drive-through pharmacy, “Brat” Kamala cackles about coconuts, something smells in the Olympic pool, Trump implies he wants to be dictator for life and Biden reforming SCOTUS to help him do it, and if the governm...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 7/21/2024 Episode #254: Vote for Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho Alex gives his conspiracy theory on how the WNBA tried to fake the Trump shooting or something, RNC goes full Idiocracy, DNC nominating convention likely implode into glorious chaos, Google spell checker portends the rise of corporate thought police, SCOTUS changes will usher in a totalitari...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 7/13/2024 Episode #253: You’ve Been Pwned Biden/Trump ticket vows to defeat Zelensky, Florida government leaks SSNs & medical records for millions, FBI illegally covers up massive AT&T hack, “COVID Part II: Birds of Prey” coming soon, Israel killing kids with US weapons and both sides hiding it, cops pissed paraplegic wouldn’t step out of vehicle, and our Pavlovian re...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 7/6/2024 Episode #252: Dementia to the Left of me, Dictators to the Right Adrian and Alex dig into archeological conspiracies, Biden wants pudding before nap time, SCOTUS overturns Magna Carta and Trump immediately promises military tribunals for political enemies, FedEx now stands for the Feds Examining you, old dirt dished out on RFK after debate, and maybe it’s tim...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 6/28/2024 Episode #251: The Great Probate Debate Alex and Adrian aced their cognitive ability test and then beat Medicare with a 6 handicap, Michelle Obama now at 7-to-1 to be the next President, how Israel uses AIPAC and Epstein blackmail to control America, Libertarians might’ve helped Assange go free, Boeing CEO kinda-sorta admits to murder, how AI will play fetch...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 6/15/2024 Episode #250: Great White Buffalo…Calf Woman Alex goes full Karen, Jackie Gleason gets Adrian banned from Reddit, the Military-Industrial-Phareceutical Complex dis-infos China, Fauci covers up puppy abuse, crime down but police killings up, “Ban This Book” gets banned for mentioning banned books, sober Hulkster hawks patriotic suds, Shaboozy culturally appro...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 6/9/2024 Episode #249: What’s the price of 7 million COVID deaths? $1 billion in royalties NY Post reports Fauci & 260 NIH scientists received over $1B in royalties from pharmaceutical companies then tried to cover it up…and nobody cares, odds of AI exterminating mankind now at 70%, Alex Jones gets bankrupted, your auto insurance is spying on you and it’s not the way...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 6/1/2024 Episode #248: The little-known perks of being a coroner Corrupt judge sides with corrupt DA to convict corrupt former and possible future corrupt President, BLM should teach MAGA how to riot, Bibi says FU to US peace deal, US & Europe take the shackles off Ukraine and Putin is super cereal about using nukes, Gen Z sees America as a dying empire led by bad peo...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 5/27/2024 Episode #247: At least they’re libertarian enough to boo Americans remember those who died for our freedom by going through TSA checkpoints, Biden asks Kenya to rough up black people in Haiti because optics, our WW3 bingo cards are filling up, Bibi has warrants, Putin tries space war, Xi tries a blockade, media bites on head transplants, and seriously Libert...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 5/18/2024 Episode #246: Psychopathic Politicians and AI Overlords Alex learns not to take his crappy car to a fancy dealership, Adrian says “FaQ*, Alex!” and goes on a doomsday rant, a totalitarian politician makes us defend a pathetic antisemitic dentist, Congress goes full-on Jerry Springer, Netanyahu says nobody helped the Jews in WWII, fake science is everywhere,...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 5/11/2024 Episode #245: Hey baby, I’ll be your bear in the woods Alex slays a Walmart Karen, Adrian gets his hopes up for a geomagnetic apocalypse, DeSantis keeps banning things that don’t exist, Israel threatens to kill more civilians if we don’t give them more weapons to kill civilians with, Biden’s economic advisor isn’t sure how money works, and a 66-year-old Trum...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 5/6/2024 Episode #244: Hey Libertarian Party, you got some Cheeto dust on your chin… Alex is vexed and distressed that Donald J. Von Shitzinpants will speak at the Libertarian National Convention, but Adrian is unceremoniously nonplussed, Feds chill a bit on weed, another Boeing whistleblower ends sleeps with the fishes, Israel rejects ceasefire and bombs more civilia...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 4/27/2024 Episode #243: Searching for my saltshaker of death Alex wants to hang out with the cool beer kids, Adrian uncovers Amazon underwear conspiracy, we’ll have more hurricanes this year because cleaner air is causing global warming, God’s Chosen intelligence agency gets First Amendment carve-out, and Americans are very excited about this election because fluoride...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 4/20/2024 Episode #242: Yeah…but, what kind of American are you? Alex gleefully reviews the Civil War movie, Adrian contemplates animal consciousness, the self-immolator didn’t actually sound totally crazy, John Wayne Bobbit is a Real American, we all work for the NSA now, and does Kona Blue mean that interdimensional beings plan to eat us? Hour 1: https://unattendedb...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 4/13/2024 Episode #241: Anything’s a sex toy if you’re brave enough New DIY Medicare plan makes Adrian an amateur ICU RN, Alex wants half-staff OJ tribute, Israel trying to force US into war with Iran, the bi-partisan politics behind spying on Americans, how NPR lost America’s trust, McCarthy calls out Gaetz, and what would YOU put in the Dune popcorn bucket? Hour 1:...