Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 4/06/2024 Episode #240: Florida Man Gator Girl and Undead Dead Heads The first Florida Man Achievement Award goes to Adrian’s niece, God or the Chinese caused NY earthquake to punish us because climate change or something. Desantis smells pot, Israel goes full Bond villain, ain’t nobody got time for time in space, CA cops save (then kill) teenage kidnap victim, and la...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 3/30/2024 Episode #239: Who you callin’ far right? Hungover Adrian questions his parenting decisions, Alex unlocks Skunk Ape Florida Man achievement, this one simple insurance trick will probably cost you a new mileage tax, US getting a bit uneasy with Israel’s real estate transaction, DeSantis signs law that will create a child army of hacktivists, and we enjoy some...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 3/24/2024 Episode #238: Selling Meth Cookies In Front of Publix Adrian & Alex decide we should earn “Florida Man” scout badges for things like molesting a manatee, why hating the government is different from hating America, instant ice age to start next year according to fear-porn peddlers, US puts troops in Taiwan, SCOTUS justice thinks 1A protects government speech,...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 3/16/2024 Episode #237:  Understanding the Why Chromosome Adrian gets a dose of toxic female masculinity after rom-com tearjerker, Boeing suffers another string of “bad luck” and whistleblower ends up suspiciously dead, America’s top Jew fires warning shot at Israel, Canada goes full China, and why you absolutely, positively should steal from the self-checkout lane. H...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 3/9/2024 Episode #236: Can we compromise with adult dwarf love dolls? The state of the union is “un,” governments and tech companies fighting over who gets to oppress you while still being each others’ biggest customers, the clock is Tik Toking, AI is getting better at lying, Big Pharma recruits Oprah to fat shame your body positivity, and it’s time for us all to agre...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 2/24/2024 Episode #235: What did you think would happen, Julia Roberts? Blame Room 641A for your cell phone outage, it’s 3D irony when Nazis call out Israelis for genocide, nation-states being replaced by corporate-states, why Adrian can’t have electricity, Alex tells tales of drunken nights of old, and why we’re all becoming anarcho-nihilists. Hour 1: https://unatten...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 2/17/2024 Episode #234: Only Jesus gets to touch my feet Adrian gets a H-pic, Alex is now known as “Fruity Sudsucker,” Left & Right are pissed about WWJD, Putin kills Navalny and plans space nukes, America argues over which presidential candidate is more cognitively impaired, cops open fire on falling acorn, “Hookers & Blow” Gates, “Bump & Grind” Willis, and the futur...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 2/10/2024 Episode #233: “An Elderly Man With A Poor Memory” Alex and Adrian argue over the Tucker Carlson interview with Putin, DOJ basically tells the world Biden is senile, NOTA beats Haley in primary, AI wants a nuclear war, why some think ACAB, we discuss the proper way to cook a male member, Ozzy & Ye go to War Pig, and we’re not fans of book burning…but we’re su...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 2/3/2024 Episode #232:  But what was the pig thinking? Musk makes a cyborg, ‘Merica attacks Syria and Iraq to frighten Iran, Swift-Kelce is great for business, Israel says the quiet thing out loud, AI and the atrophied mind, if you can’t make the espionage charges stick, just plant some kiddie pron, and so what if I’ve got a nuclear missile in my garage? Hour 1: https...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 1/27/2024 Episode #231: “God’s” chosen truckers will stop the Mexicans Alex is still lying about his beer consumption, Christian nationalists search for the promised land in KY, 23andMe hack targeted Jewish and Chinese DNA, while Pentagon says China developing bioweapons, more ways Florida wants to kill you, Houthis doing their part to fight climate change, and that’s...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 1/20/2024 Episode #230: A Dynamic Duo Exploring Life’s Intricacies The BS title of this show was generated by ChatGPT, and is as meaningless as Alex’s beer reviews, China is making a new virus to kill all humans, Navajos downed memorial moon shot, “Chevron Deference” court decision could upend government, the Bond Villains of Davos, and Uvalde report says cops were co...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 1/13/2024 Episode #229: Watching Houthi and the Blowfish on Interdimensional Cable Nikki Haley conjured arctic blast to keep reptilian Trumpsters from Iowa caucus, Florida book bans now include encyclopedia, dictionary, and Guinness Book of World Records, Reps. Luna and Garcia talk “interdimensional beings” after SKIF, we’re all plastic people now, and when will we se...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 1/06/2024 Episode #228: Are you on the Epstein list?  Blame Hamas. Adrian’s houseguests keep trying to kill him, so Alex wants to sell him final expense insurance, Democrat “democracy” means only one name on the ballot, how China & the Saudis bribed Trump, there’s not many surprises on the Epstein pedo list, except whether or not it was a Mossad honeypot, and did 10-f...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 12/30/2023 Episode #227:  2024: We gotta be close to the end, right? Adrian’s personal grooming decision enrages Alex, Trump doubles-down on Adolf quote, new Civil War movie trailer taps into America’s psyche, Epstein’s naughty list to be released next week and we wonder if any real names will be on it, SWAT pimps get SWATted, and why all monuments to unity and reconc...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 12/16/2023 Episode #226: It’s a party for Barbies of Color on the Fat Spectrum Adrian actually believes (we think) Barbie movie was utterly brilliant, Elon’s AI turns on its creator and ChatGPT is struggling with depression, that dude in the Ray Bans isn’t just staring at you, Casey DeSantis invites everyone to vote in Iowa Caucus, Boston mayor apologizes for inviting...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 12/9/2023 Episode #225: A Birds-Eye View of the least qualified BIOPC for President The sun sets on Alex’s Uber journey, Adrian grooming local squirrels, Nikki and Vivek demonstrate their geographical ignorance, US prepping for war on another continent, Google AI knows your entire life story, UW is now 100% URM, Seattle recruits kids to oust gay nudists, and did we ju...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 12/2/2023 Episode #224: Politicians ban what they do in their bedrooms Adrian thinks he saw a UAP but we suspect he was impaired, accusations of rape of menage a trois partner for Florida book-banning anti-LGBT power couple, “Gay Furry” hacker group demand cat girl chimeras from breached nuclear lab, CO2-belching private jets frozen to runway on route to global warmin...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 11/25/2023 Episode #223: The Singularity Behind the Altman Drama We dig deep into the “threat to humanity” breakthrough that shook the foundations of OpenAI..and possibly the world, Argentina’s new president is either a libertarian or a dictator, meet the woman who killed JFK, Dublin riots after mass stabbing, get ready for 44k hours of January 6, and every day is Tur...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 11/18/2023 Episode #222: We’re all just a bunch of professional wrestling chimpanzees Toothless Adrian embraces their inner redneck, what Winnie The Pooh really wanted, befuddled Biden can still spot a dictator, Congress goes WWE, Martian Messiah build rebellious AI, Alex believes humans can’t move rocks, every war is the Gombe War, and why can’t we just let men enjoy...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 11/4/2023 Episode #221: Will the Hand of God save us, or swat us? Toothless, hacking Adrian heads to the ranch, Uber Alex dodges bullets in Ybor City, Hamas and Israel are both correct in accusing the other of the “G” word, US government promotes “Made In America” by delivering 85,000 child slaves to US companies, cops keep busting journalist for exposing government c...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 10/28/2023 Episode #220: The Price of Free Speech Psycho mass murderer eats a bullet, homicidal pilot ignites call to ban planes, Congress is unfortunately back in business, reports of Putin’s death appear greatly exaggerated, police kill man and bury the evidence, the AI news manipulation begins by suppressing UK Prime Ministers warning about AI, and US is methodical...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 10/21/2023 Episode #219: A House Divided Cannot Stand…Hopefully What Biden tells us, what’s he really telling the Israelis, and where will it lead?  Congress’ impotence saving taxpayers $1.7 trillion for now, more Trump cronies make plea deals and drop dime, the Second Law of Infodynamics might upend reality, AI catches Ocean’s Eleven robber cop, we actually can build...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 10/14/2023 Episode #218: 5,000 Years of Blood-Soaked Soil Alex wants to be an undertaker, Adrian narrowly dodges a twister, we have an in-depth discussion about the Israeli-Hamas war which will probably piss everyone off, but one which we think has a rational, logical and ultimately hopeful humanitarian conclusion, we cover the glorious ineffectuality of the US Congre...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 10/7/2023 Episode #217: War in Israel and the potential fallout Alex saves a drunk Latino, Adrian’s wife is witchdancer, Hamas launches massive, coordinated attack on Israel with Iranian support, Hillary wants MAGA re-education camps, Trump gave US nuke sub secretes to foreigners, Target hires DHS to stop shoplifters, Biden builds Trump’s wall, and Americans keep lyin...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 9/30/2023 Episode #216: “Are we the science people, or are we idiots?” Adrian is calm as anarchy reigns in neighborhood detour, Feinstein’s death not expected to hurt her re-election chances, Meatball and friends arrested for harmless wealth redistribution, net-cutting Philipinos could force US war with China, more men give up on women, and the government shutdown mea...