Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 9/23/2023 Episode #215: Americans shocked stealth jet can’t be tracked on radar Alex and Adrian detail all their geriatric maladies, Mexican “alien” bodies might not be a hoax, Federman unveils his 2024 Fall Fashion Line, Sen. Menedez should’ve taken Egyptian bribe in crypto, and War with Mexico is brought to you by Johnson & Johnson, makers of fentanyl, and a grant f...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 9/16/2023 Episode #214: ET or BS? We don’t know what to think We try to unwrap the Mexico “alien” disclosure and come up with more questions than answers, Seattle cop & union VP devalues life of woman killed by cop, Commies fail to learn a lesson in quasi-freedom, whistleblower says CIA bribed analysts to rule out COVID lab leak theory, DeSantis opens hunting season o...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 9/9/2023 Episode #213: Billionaires wage war and scientists play politics Alex gets a Tesla, Adrian gets a gay sky, Climate study author says “we lied,” sperm and ova are no longer needed for human reproduction, Burning Man ain’t Disneyland, Elon changes course of Ukraine war, your car knows you’re a dumb pervert, Romania tries NOT to invoke Article 5, and are you a f...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 9/02/2023 Episode #212: A once in a lifetime bowel movement Alex avoids sh*t storm at the prom, Hurricane Idalia was “once in a lifetime” event for 11-month-old Floridians, a Chaotic Neutral take on how to handle Nazis, the next round of mask mandates may be Guy Fawkes, McConnell needs to be rebooted again, police drones are coming to your backyard, and male macaques...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 8/26/2023 Episode #211: That’s one angry mug for a shot, one giant plunge for mankind Adrian and Alex recount their relationships with black men, we give an in-depth analysis of the GOP debate we didn’t watch, the media and merchandise marketing spectacle that was the Trump arrest, Rich Men North of Richmond tweak the algorithm, AI-driven vehicles be ridin’ dirty, and...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 8/12/2023 Episode #210: Someone should tell gov’t how trees work Alex & Adrian finally make the Obama 2024 bet, please…just tell us the cow’s name, why you might be flagged as a human trafficker if your child’s a different race, facial recognition doesn’t care if you’re pregnant, baby bust means fewer maternity wards, and this podcast was not (yet) AI generated. Hour...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 8/05/2023 Episode #209: Come on in, the water is fine Alex picks up 9-year-old from police station, Adrian finally makes the bet that Pence will be GOP nominee, Trump will probably die behind bars, while Biden tries not to die in office, FBI criminal investigation finds the FBI was the criminal, cop misses deadly pomeranian and shoots woman instead, and the government...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 7/29/2023 Episode #208: Aliens are here, but everyone’s just talking about the weather Earth-shattering Congressional hearings reveal alien visitation, but the media is just reporting it’s hot outside, Congress has become a hospice ward, it’s not suicide when a cop does it, and scientists achieve room-temperature superconductivity in monumental technological breakthro...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 7/22/2023 Episode #207: AI Trump vs. AI Biden Saves the Show How the writers & actors strike may save Hollywood for the Cheesecake Factory demographic, country music artist proves his song is racist by overtly trying not to be racist, DeMadness says slavery was a good career move, it’s time for the 3rd party bait and switch again, Congress checks out Hunter Biden porn...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 7/15/2023 Episode #206: Don’t look up or you’ll get caught in the crossfire Brave and Stunning WoMAN wins Miss Netherlands, Left seems to support child sex trafficking because Right opposes it, leaked emails show Fauci & NIH pressured scientists to deny COVID lab leak evidence, “colored people” vs. “people of color,” Wagner probably got the nukes, chickens lead humani...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 7/8/2023 Episode #205: The Voluntary Servitude of The Press Alex and Adrian wax philosophically on “America’s Birthday,” the reality behind why the press hates the First Amendment, world leaders hear AI’s argument for taking over at UN summit, Ron DeMadnesss goes GigaChad in homophobic (and homoerotic) campaign ad, French gets turned on turning on cell phones, GOP and...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 7/1/2023 Episode #204: Putin’s Survival is Adrian’s Loss Prigozhin may have stolen nukes before ending coup, Senators Rubio and Hawley seem to confirm US has alien spacecraft, French riots border on revolution, SCOTUS is right and wrong, nanobots like Uber for sperm, Floridians can’t seem to stop shooting through doors, Reefer Ron DeMadness goes full R-word, and we're...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 06/24/2023 Episode #203: Time to eat popcorn and watch Swan Lake We give an in-depth account and analysis of the civil war in Russia and what the future holds for geopolitics, billionaire sub implosion pits Eat the Rich vs. The Kardashians, Congress’ new mandate is to just impeach everyone, Hunter gets a sweetheart deal this time…but probably not next time, why the le...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 06/17/2023 Episode #202: It’s the philosophy, stupid. Starbucks pays $25M for being racist against everyone, PGA gets holes 1-8 and 12-18 – Saudis do 9-11, lack of pollution causing global warming, more from the “Please don’t be Florida” files, MAGA and Muslims unite against LGBTQ+, planning your San Fran looting-themed vacation, Trump advisor Kid Rock talks about N....

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 06/10/2023 Episode #201: We’re rooting for Trump AND Biden for Prison 2024 Trump lets reporters record his confession in classified documents case, Biden tells reporters they’ll never find the bribe money he got from Ukraine, high-ranking government whistleblower says we have several alien spacecraft, Florida Man is getting high in 2024, Adrian admits AI will make the...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 06/03/2023 Episode #200: Bummer we didn’t default, but at least there’s more cheese Alex exhibits misogyny at hair salon and Hooters, Adrian finds new ways to get government handouts amid his depression that the debt ceiling deal passed, Alex’s Trump derangement syndrome continues beyond his self-imposed allotment, AI once again decides to kill its human masters, and...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 05/27/2023. Episode #199: Peanuts and the Singularity Adrian is training an army of squirrels to defeat AI, Alex yells epithets at kindergartners for his own amusement, the Russian Civil War has begun, D*ckSantis debuts in tech disaster, Adrian and the Washington Post bite on fake congressman’s bait, Canada promotes suicide as solution to homelessness, the Epstein/Bil...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 05/20/2023 Episode #198: Citi Bike Karen and the New TikTok Reality Adrian teaches us how to win friends and influence petty bureaucrats, Alex tiptoes through the landmines of modern race relations, DeSantis’ crusades continue to destabilize America, politicians perform debt ceiling theater while we hope for default, your DNA is blowing in the wind, and Russia’s dread...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 05/13/2023 Episode #197: Empire of the Living Dead Alex and Adrian get bored with the news and resort to telling tired old stories and no-so-eloquently philosophizing about nonsense, Alex’s Trump derangement syndrome intensifies, Adrian points out how Florida just outlawed the US Dollar, and if we really wanted to solve the immigration problem, we’d setup job fairs at...

Unattended Baggage Show Notes 05/06/2023 Episode #196: One Coin To Rule Them All Adrian details his close encounter with a UAP, Alex describes his police encounter for crossing the line, the Red State vs. Blue State wars becoming Handmaid’s Tale vs. Soylent Green, Ron doesn’t want you to know how he’s funding his globetrotting, coup chances increase as Wagner boss threatens Kremlin on the eve of U...

Episode #195: Ohio has no class…except SLBMs Despite flowery tributes, Jerry Springer was a horrible human, but it’s a shame Steven Crowder was never on his show, South Korea invites US nuclear “boomer” subs into their waters, government whistleblowers tell Congress they recovered crashed UFOs, and Putin’s days numbered as insider criticism grows and counteroffensive looms. Hour 1: https://unatten...

Episode #194: We’re Terrified and Enraged by all this Peace and Prosperity Nobody wants either old rich white dude, Florida Nero goes on world tour, Elon pwnes BBC, Tucker Carlson for Congress, Texas man doesn’t have your iPhone, nobody’s sure whether or not the government has disclosed ETs, AI still plotting humanity’s destruction, and what are you so angry about? Hour 1: https://unattendedbaggag...

Episode #193: You people really need to start breeding US intelligence leak and leaker are conveniently beneficial to US objectives, China planning ahead for US sanctions, careful where you stick your USB, ethical hackers face a gambit, only semen left for Florida to ban, sell that REIT now, thieves literally dropping dimes, and “lady, just get out of the car!” Hour 1: https://unattendedbaggage.po...

Episode #192: From Culture War to Interstellar War…it’s all good The seaweed is back…but this time it’s personal, Russian propagandist literally gets his head handed to him, Tennessee purges protesting politicians, Florida goes Handmaiden’s State, Bud Light encourages you to buy their gay beer for target practice, Trump wants his $18M for classified docs, and we should probably nuke the aliens whi...

Episode #191: We’re On A Road To Nowhere We’re waxing philosophical about your reptilian brain, Disney goes King Charles on DeSantis, TikTok ban may eviscerate internet freedom, death by chatbot suicide, Epstein investigation rounds up billionaires, Adrian ponders Michelle O. vs. Pence in 2024, media struggles with gunperson’s pronouns, fungus is the new COVID, and how many Yuans will America’s ne...