Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Episode #190: You’re all going to jail We discuss the obvious political witch hunt of the man who definitely belongs behind bars, and the Florida Man who stands to benefit and lose the most from it, we wonder if the Africans will arrest the Caucasian who belongs below the jail, we’re excited that the “Don’t Say Gay” guy is going to jail for the noble cause of defrauding the government, and we wish...

Episode #189: Silver Bracelets and Silver Dollars Trump perp walk likely coming soon, Sino-Soviet “Global Civilization” may be precursor to WWIII, Fauci says lab leak caused by naturally-infected person walking into Wuhan lab…then walking out, meanwhile, the CDC was tracking our phones, Fed says don’t worry about bank failures because they have unlimited money, we discuss the proper role of pimps...

Episode #188: The Wuhan Gaslight Is Burning Out Alex upsets the show schedule to sniff Ron Paul’s pillow, we revisit our investigation into the Wuhan lab leak from September 2021 and compare it to the revelations in this week’s Congressional hearing (spoiler alert…we were right), U.S. says Kaiser Soze blew up Nord Stream 2 pipeline, two terrorist groups face off in GA cop city, that Chinese crane...

Episode #187: Alex gets wrecked Florida Legislature giving us Florida Mans a bad name, new “organoid intelligence” movement wants AI to have human brains, FBI & DoE fall for “Wuhan lab leak” conspiracy theory, Colorado cops launch the First Annual Unarmed Civilian Murder Award Ceremony, Beetlejuice gets the boot, and East Palestine residents are lucky Disney’s Mickey Mouse copyright has expired. H...

Episode #186: Knee-deep in pistachios I’m Alex Snitker and I have diabetes, Adrian learns his subconscious economic indicator, government panel recommends disarming the US military to save lives, getting high as a zombie, AZ violates Constitution to enforce socialist patriotism, BootieGig channels Dukakis, Gen Z ain’t gettin any, and Biden whips out a brass pair. Hour 1: https://unattendedbaggage....

Episode #185: Bing, ET, and the US Senate are all very confused Congress seems very worried about the unidentified things we’re shooting down, Microsoft’s new AI appears to be having a mental breakdown, Epstein’s list of pervs and pedos about to go public, environmentalists don’t know where paper comes from while others think 2kg of sulfur will save the planet. Hour 1: https://unattendedbaggage.po...

Episode #184: Politician Pathologies and Simian Glory Holes We find the real purpose of the Chinese balloons, Santos and Luna usher in new breed of politician, Church of England plans to remove God’s penis, ganja and guns are together again, AI censor bans AI generated content for offending humans, and DeSantis has the right stuff to be President – namely self-righteous hypocrisy.  Hour 1: https:/...

Episode #183: What did you think was going to happen? China’s trial balloon flummoxes Biden, Trump shocked Bob Woodward would publish interviews he agreed to, programmers amazed that their deepfake AI is being used to make deepfakes, Congress amazed that genetically engineering viruses leads to mutated viruses, and Alex and Adrian are surprised than any of them are surprised. Hour 1: https://unatt...

Episode #182: Third Strike for the Storm Drain Lady Adrian gets fooled by A Natural Woman, Alex romances Adrian with his language skills, police seem to be getting better at policing their brutality, scientists getting to the molten core of climate change, news stories about Asians killing Asians omit the word “Asians,” Google employees not happy massages ending, and TikTok is clearly ChiCom spywa...

Episode #181: We are ruled by ManBearPigs in drag World Economic Forum founder cosplays Dr. Evil at Davos, Gore makes big bank on fear porn, smiling Greta plays meat in cop sandwich, Santos’ backstory keeps getting better, Adrian volunteers to take the felony rap for Boeing, Big Brother is tracking your money transfers, San Fran reparations offers 400 acres and a mule, cops kill more black folks -...

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Alex may be losing 33% of his friends, Adrian thinks it’s actually 50%, Musk guarantees he won’t get Trumped on Twitter, Cali has most gun laws AND most gun violence – but fails to see the connection, FBI’s kidnapping plot fails to get any convictions, how Zelensky is becoming 21st Century Churchill and mainstream media says COVID conspiracy theorist were right all along. This is a public episode....

Alex has $25 lobster mac ‘n cheese on Indian reservation, Adrian plays ‘No True Scotsman’ card, we hope that Trump and Hunter Biden share the same prison cell with Epstein’s guards watching them, Google founder helps to build Terminator army, Joe Biden’s dementia may actually save the world, and are Congressional coke-fuelled orgies ADA compliant? This is a public episode. If you would like to dis...

Alex will grant you one favor on this the day of his “daughter’s” dance, Adrian discovers the fundamental flaw of humanity…then realizes his theory is fundamentally flawed, Magnolia Thunderpussy and Dodge Cruz grill Lawyers in Love, future Best Actress recipients likely men, we dig into Putin’s brain, and hopefully the giant solar flare is coming soon. This is a public episode. If you would like t...

Alex once again wants to commit genocide over fast-food drive-through rudeness, Starbucks saves the planet by becoming 7-11, just admit it – you wouldn’t do a damn thing if America got invaded, Cuomo was secretly stacking bodies while basking in praise for his COVID response, the odds of a global apocalypse sadly decrease, and what’s with all these Russian-speaking Mexicans? This is a public episo...

Alex goes full Gay Frog while Adrian tries to restore his faith in government, one man’s bioweapon lab is another man’s Wuhan, NeoCons should put their body where their mouth is, somebody should take away Biden’s hashtag privilege, IRS spends Billions on 1960’s computer system to audit the poor, and Vax pushing Florida pediatricians ask, “Yeah, but did they die?” This is a public episode. If you w...

Alex leers lasciviously at leotards, Adrian’s personal broken window fallacy, Magnolia Thunderpussy just meant Russians should show Putin a good time, don’t shoot the reactors, news is now a felony in Russia – but still only a misdemeanor in US, Melinda throws Bill under the Epstein, and we discuss the upside of a global thermonuclear war. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss thi...

The left learns citizens with assault rifles are a good thing, Adrian learns a better recipe for Molotov cocktails, Alex learns how to say “go f*** yourself” in Russian, the right fails to learn anything at all, police fail to learn Minority Report was a cautionary tale, and will we all learn a nuclear holocaust is best hope for humanity’s survival?  This is a public episode. If you would like to...

Alex recovers from Jazzercise, FDA executive admits it’s all about the Benjamins, the battle for Kyiv/Kiev may have just begun as Russia spins up her nukes, Hillary’s email server found in a file box at Mar-a-Lago and Trump’s ripped up documents found in her basement – or something like that, Epstein’s pimp didn’t kill himself either, and “Would you like to SuperSize your heroin?” This is a public...

Alex keeps cool in travel hell, Weeble rapists in the Metaverse, robot dogs on the border, Fed plans to break the economy worse, Putin gonna start shootin, science shows we were right about COVID, ATF says they did actually make gun registry, CIA says they were spying on us all along, and DHS calls us terrorists for pointing all that out. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this...

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Jeff Goldblum takes all Alex’s money, only sisters qualify for SCOTUS – stupid SOBs need not apply, Ender’s Game robot war with Russia and/or China more likely every day, government kills refuge animals because they might die otherwise, semen is not 5G compatible, Disney to release “Snow Latina and the seven little people,” and space octopuses are really a thing. This is a public episode. If you w...

Olympians told to bring burners ‘cause Xi will be listening, three good reasons to distrust government and do heavy drugs, your face is the new 1040 form, apparently the Fed doesn’t know they already have a digital currency, a person did something to some people that may or may not have been terrorism, and Tom Cruise gets one step closer to Xenu. This is a public episode. If you would like to disc...

Adrian mistaken for a bear, Alex is rollin’ tiny, Florida-style freedom branded authoritarian, record-breaking transgender swimmer finally beaten by another transgender swimmer, the Metaverse is gonna milk you, Army training to kick your anti-authority ass, Russia and US accuse each other of false flags…and they’re both probably being honest for once. This is a public episode. If you would like to...

Adrian is convinced he’s either a prophet or a psychotic, Alex still living in his garage trying to understand fire, world-renowned virologist banned from social media for questioning vaccines he invented, SCOTUS poised to neuter POTUS, you’re a suspect because the algorithm says so, and “farm in a box” may be the way to feed the world. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this w...