Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Adrian confronts his New Year superstitions, Alex gets aroused by 3D house erection, NYC correctly offers race-based COVID treatment for all the wrong reasons, your digital assistant is trying to kill you, D-bags torch Southernmost Point buoy, China parades COVID rule-breakers through streets…and that’s the least totalitarian thing they’ve done this week. This is a public episode. If you would lik...

Adrian learns more of his origin story that he didn’t necessarily want to know, Alex’s Alexa gets an earful with the girls and a new massage table, Biden gives a Christmas wish of “Let’s Go Brandon,” we get all geeky with Science Sunday, GenX says 2020-2021 wasn’t so bad, and Conservatives say Trump is senile, but they still support him in 2024. This is a public episode. If you would like to discu...

Alex encounters racist Jewish librarians, Adrian gets lost due to crippling paranoia, quoting the government will get you banned from social media, dogs and monkeys go to war, pedo prince says raping children is “constitutional,” AI argues for banning AI, NYC burns more natural gas to limit natural gas use, and why Trump vs. Hillary in 2024 would be awesome. This is a public episode. If you would...

Alex and Adrian get carried away with music appreciation, scientists are “meh” over SuperAIDS COVID while media & governments freak out, Joel stashed the money in the John, Authoritarians gather to warn about Authoritarians spreading Authoritarianism, and the future looks bright as we stumble headlong into WWIII. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or...

Adrian teaches kids how to drink beer properly, nearly a third of US military about to be fired, Jimmy Hoffa possibly found, trash-talking parrots offend zoo visitors, industry sour on Biden’s crude, Acme rocket launch misses Roadrunner, and aliens may actually just be humans with a bewildering array of forehead appliques. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subs...

Adrian loses major battle in Great Squirrel War, racist Rittenhouse found not guilty of killing white people, NIH pays scientist $13M to dispute Wuhan lab leak theory, Biden finally passes 7th grade economics, Russians play Star Wars, most Americans say, “Meh, I’m cool with a civil war,” and FDA promises to release adverse vax data in 55 years. This is a public episode. If you would like to discus...

Adrian has existential crisis over missing hands, Alex intervenes with hoarder, Pfizer CEO calls vax skeptics “criminals” day before report reveals he falsified vax side effect data, it’s up to us old men to repopulate the planet, new spaceship is WAY too sci-fi, Satanic ritual turns into concert, and I’ll have the Communism with a side of gold-plated steak. This is a public episode. If you would...

Squirrels 1, Hawks 0, Facebook Metaverse wags the simulated dog, some elections happened or something, Mainers make food a Right -- but not how you think, the rise of UK troll jail, lost Amazonian tribe gets vaxxed, Elon calls UN’s bluff, Trumpster Karen loses her White Privilege, and global elite fly 400 private jets to stop global warming. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss t...

Alex is Kung Fu fighting...kinda, Adrian partially comes out as gender fluid, CIA operative claims he trained Lee Harvey Oswald as a sniper, government kills man over unmowed lawn, NYC braces for crime, fires, and uncollected trash in vax mandate standoff, and maybe NASA shouldn’t have spent all that money on fapping porpoises. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other...

NIH admits they did gain of function at Wuhan but say we shouldn’t focus on that right now, first responders risk jobs to say no to vax, ChiComs have your DNA, Florida wants your shipping containers, paranoia and psychosis are the “new normal,” vaccinated 84-year-old with Parkinson’s and bone cancer dies of COVID, Trump social platform touts free speech...as long as you don’t annoy him. This is a...

Adrian has close call with poop in a box, robot dogs with machine guns are now a thing, this week’s solar flare disappoints by failing to cause apocalypse, airline pilots losing jobs for not getting vax -- weather blamed for flight delays, Epstein planned to spill beans on Clinton and Trump before not killing himself, and shoplifters are frustrated by empty store shelves. This is a public episode....

Adrian sprains elbow patting himself on the back for accurate predictions, US sends troops to Taiwan and China vows to “eliminate” them, Facebook “whistleblower” cozy with government, God’s fire and brimstone apparently wasn’t a myth, and Biden makes a “television” call to hospital so friend can cut line after vax mandates cause staff shortages. This is a public episode. If you would like to discu...

Adrian accuses Indians of cultural appropriation, Alex gets an offer he can’t refuse, almost half of Americans want to split up US and install dictators, YouTube CEO says they delete content because they believe in free speech, US special ops troops attacked by ninja, the Land Down Under the jail, and Treasury may forge one coin to pay them all. This is a public episode. If you would like to discu...

Leaked document suggests Chinese, CDC, NIH and Gates Foundation collaborated to create COVID at Wuhan lab, Capt. Kirk will go to space for real, life imitates South Park again, one giant CO2 scrubber online...only 9,999,999 to go, Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA) says slavery wasn’t so bad, Bill Gates implies he killed Jeffrey Epstein, and Alex and Adrian give their Top 10 movies of all time. This is a p...

Climate Change is apparently good for reducing immigrants, FBI says “My Bad” for not telling America that Saudi Government was behind 9/11, Fauci grudgingly accepts the science, HUD sells flood homes to unwitting Americans to keep FEMA well funded, Gen. Milley gave Trump a time-out and took away his nukes, Socialist Congresswoman blames racism for running her office like an evil capitalist. This i...

Alex plans to throw things at transvestites, Adrian gets excited about a new potential disaster, UF adds 100 AI professors, Biden says we shouldn’t mandate vaccines...then mandates vaccines, it’s not because you’re fat sweetheart, Florida pothole yields bananas, and will mind-reading car know you weren’t *seriously* thinking about running over that old lady? This is a public episode. If you would...

Alex checks his privilege and confronts prejudice, Adrian finding and filling holes everywhere, rent-free tenants causing homeless landlords, debate brews whether birth control is a basic robot right, Biden in hurry to wrap up troop funerals, gUNs, vegans can believe it’s not butter, and Ida blamed CO2 if Ida known better.  This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other sub...

Alex worships Trump Buddha and becomes a Bored Human, Adrian says the future of music is techno - like really hard core techno, Duke Energy wants you to be charitable to their profit margin, scientists shocked that our immune systems work, the Empire gives the Rebel Alliance a list of targets, and Octave Kid Fungi is apparently a thing now. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss th...

Nature rebels against Adrian, Alex sends a telegram, America falls to 12-2-1 but still expected to make the Imperial Cup playoffs, Taliban uses leftover US facial recognition tech to more efficiently kill women and girls, robots do backflips over dreams of dominating humans, Republican accused of child sex trafficking accuses Democrat of incest...and people wonder why we’re anarchists. This is a p...

Alex gets mad at the shrink treating his anger management, Adrian gets banned forever from YouTube because...something, Ph. Ds and high school dropouts agree on vaccines, Obama parties like it’s 2019, Hunter Biden makes a new porno in which he tells a hooker that his Russian drug dealer stole his last porno, and the US media pretends they didn’t see it. This is a public episode. If you would like...

Alex has an eclectic meth birthday, Adrian and his wife try swinging at a bar, US military creates AI Nostradamus, Nipple Ring Cuomo finally gets #MeTooed, human interplanetary exploration still waiting on a permit, walkthrough on defeating the level 29 Masc Lesbian boss, and China making faces after stealing your personal data. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with othe...

Alex says deez nuts are getting old, Adrian begs for more spam, CDC joins in “The Fauci Two-Step,” programmer creates AI to replicate dead fiancé, NOT driving now causes global warming, government targets racist plants, and your reaction to Simone’s decision is more about you than her. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episode...

Alex goes to some Chinese restaurant in Colorado, Adrian trains Catholic priests how to justify visiting gay hookup sites, new Ghislaine documentary causes NYC socialites’ sphincters to pucker, new climate study reveals scientists’ gender bias, China threatens to nuke japan, and be sure to try the new and improved Lambda variant...from the makers of COVID. This is a public episode. If you would li...

Alex’s sexual harassment of Adrian continues, DeSantis promises not to Fauch things up, a third of Americans want to secede (both parties), man makes megamind monkey, inflation hangs around like a couch-surfing relative, Biden siezes up when questioned by convenience store clerk, and Clockwork Orange makes its DFC debut. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscr...

The Cassandra Trigger (available on Amazon) moves up two spots on the Dystopian Future Chart, with 1984, Terminator, Splice and The Day After trailing closely behind, US leaves Afghanistan like a tenant with back rent, NC police unveil self-shooting guns, FBI solves Great Lego Caper, and sorry Jill, but WASP still sucks. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscr...