Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Alex gets all hot and bothered about theater groupies, Adrian can’t figure out why people can’t figure stuff out, L.A. cops blow up a neighborhood then blame fireworks vendor, British politicians loved public surveillance until it started catching them with their mistresses, and the Philippines turn to phone sex workers to release tension with China. This is a public episode. If you would like to...

Alex gives Rep. Massie an Anarchist Guild coin, Adrian plans to drive to DC and take it back, Alex successfully douches at RLC convention, cities across America deploy Daleks, it’s nuke ‘em or nothing, millions of American morons think Trump will be “reinstated,” and was McAfee’s suicide was one final troll job? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or...

Alex falls back in love with the Libertarian Party, Adrian yells at his mom and gets sent to his room, QAnon is just a fancy word for troll job or FBI sting operation, I’m not saying it was a bat from a Wuhan lab...but it was totally a bat from a Wuhan lab, and Juneteenth is long overdue and another good reason to close government. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with o...

In our 100th episode we unload some baggage when Alex realizes all that hate is burning him up -- not keeping him warm, Adrian’s fortress of solitude is under siege by his mother-in-law, how the FDA approved a drug that kills people because it’s worth $100B, Trump’s Bitcoin comments are 4-D chess for ages 3&up, and we’re wondering whether we just jumped the shark. This is a public episode. If you...

Alex exposes his two-car boudoir, Adrian spends all morning rubbing his butt, Fauci’s own emails prove Rand was right about Wuhan, drone AI autonomously hunts humans, FBI tries to track people who read news story, DOJ hacks reporters emails to find leak, and can my sex robot look like RBG? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus epi...

Alex takes boarders back to Ohio, Adrian tells court “don’t tell me where to sit,” Chinese cryptomining takeover could mean the end of Bitcoin, San Fran denizens demand right to shoplift, Biden spouts Q Anon theory about Wuhan lab, heat cops are coming, and NYC 5-year-olds taught to masturbate. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonu...

Alex tells the story of how he almost got arrested for NOT abducting a strange child from school (hour 2), “Terminator” moves up one spot on the DFC, Chicago Mayor bans white reporters, scientist say dropping acid is kinda good, inflation gets “sticky,” and Biden whips out his socialism. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episo...

Alex and Adrian unveil the “Dystopian Future Game,” Americans unmask en masse while government seeks new ways to scare us, y’all better get busy gettin’ busy...unless you want Mexicans, because that’s how you get Mexicans, war drums beating at several hotspots, China plants flag on Mars, and will forged vaccine cards work in Ohio lottery? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this...

Adrian rages against the gas machine, Alex brake-checks phone-facers, Dude, there’s ‘shooms on Mars...literally Marshrooms, vax patents about to get raided, Xi takes Mao’s ‘helm’, nobody bathes anymore, elementary kids overwhelm hijacker, and Buckwheat ain’t O-Tay! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersni...

Adrian reveals his disturbing hackercraft, Alex literally falls asleep on air while talking about a chicken suit shortage, new FDA rule will kill more black people, SNL cast bristles at Musk, apps covertly tracking US troop movements, Rogan and Fauci square off, diplomats still getting microwaved, and does anyone care if Ghilaine is mistreated in prison? This is a public episode. If you would like...

Alex makes drain rodents, Adrian tries to befriend Pasco street Aborigine, Skynet gives a mean hummer, hypocrite Bush cries hypocrisy and Left suddenly loves him, Amazon wants you to get your hand amputated, Florida couple are the ultimate wedding crashers, and will Chauvin be sheltered or shanked? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to...

Big-hearted Alex opens a garage refugee camp, Adrian realizes all human interaction is just fighting over the covers, cops are still shooting black people and black people are still angry about it,  Florida Man gets away with Dukes of Hazzard jump, we speculate on which dystopian sci-fi movie will ultimately come true...probably the one about sex robots and monkey people. This is a public episode....

The Snitker house gets the ‘Rona, computers fear Adrian, Russia poised to prevent humanitarian crisis in Ukraine by killing Ukrainians, China plans to liberate Taiwan by killing Taiwanese people, Amazon should tell government, “Whatcha gonna do, eh?”, cops shoot their own dog for money, and elect Rock/Stunning Woman 2024. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subsc...

The coins are in, Alex reviews The Cassandra Trigger then goes on a racist rant, Adrian shamelessly self-promotes then gets demoted, Rep. Matt Gaetz goes from R. Fla to R. Kelly, our semen ain’t what it used to be, YouTube thinks snuff films aren’t as bad as Info Wars, and DeSantis outlaws Biden’s vaccine passport push while underground capitalism creates other solutions. This is a public episode....

Alex becomes a wedding planner, Adrian is a NIMBY statist who analyzes panther hairballs, “racially motivated” depends on who’s on which side of the gun, mileage tax coming soon, how not to invade Burma, 6-year-old on trial for picking flower,  and for the love of God...put some damn guns on your boat! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access...

Alex wants to marry you, Adrian can’t stop thinking about Lucille Bogan’s thumbs, Jews ought to know better, Florida seems like a free state, forget governments...reset my debt, no license for lovin’, Biden wishes Trump built a wall, and are you trying to get SkyNet?  Because that’s how you get SkyNet. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access...

Adrian severely beats a black man and an Indian, Alex wax off for kids, Capitalist demand for children skyrockets after Biden’s $300 per month child credit, Cuomo makes no-nos, Arkansas abortion bill is a recipe for glorious chaos, and it’s 6pm...do you know where your rapist is? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, vis...

Alex’s late dad sends him on a snipe hunt, Adrian puts a price tag on his principles, one-third of Americans wants to friend zone the Union, Dem darlings getting mask-shamed and #metooed, Dr. Seuss is racist, teachers are hypocrites, Pope says a flood is coming so it’s good he’s a douche canoe,  and those Chinese hackers must be squinting from eye fatigue. This is a public episode. If you would li...

Alex learns he’s a rich, famous, successful politician, lily-white Adrian inexcusably culturally appropriates, Israel goes full “yellow star” in COVID fight, DeStantis lowers flags over Whitney Houston or somebody, officials decide “Franklin Park” is offensive so they rename it “Franklin Park,” China wants your DNA, and Adrian carries the show while Alex searches for “MILFs next door” on OnlyFans....

Alex confronts a violent gang holding school and neighborhood hostage, Adrian praises himself for his humility, Florida is America’s warm & safe dangling member, Maxwell says Epstein did have the dirt on Billary and the Donald, and if you see something suspicious online -- like this show -- say something. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get acc...

Tom Brady proves his Floridaness by showing poor judgment while drunk on boat, meanwhile Biden proposes Sunshine State travel ban after fearless Tampa parties naked-faced, Congress realizes U.S. military doesn’t actually like them very much, the gun grabbers are back and bigger than ever, and how many volcanoes can you fit in a balloon?   This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this...

Adrian was wrong about the GOAT, and he gets caged in “big game” experience (we can’t use the actual name or the football people will sue), Alex still won’t shut up about 45-year-old Eagles song, Biden wages space war against Elon, Democrat Tulsi Gabbard defends the right’s rights, Russia unveils combat gear to make Master Chief proud, and this is your brain on a microchip. This is a public episod...

Locked-down nostalgic millennials with disposable gubmint cheez ruin Wall Street fat cats’ week, NYC busts speakeasies like it’s 1921, “white supremacy” group members shocked their Latino leader is an FBI informant, Dems say “psyche!” on $2K stimulus, and maskless mayor pepper sprays maskless man for being maskless after maskless man confronted mayor about being maskless. This is a public episode....

John Brennan says Biden will use lasers on unholy Libertarians, intelligent robots can “walk a mile in your shoes” before eradicating you, DeSantis says no to Florida FEMA camps, scientists aroused by dinosaur butthole, Microsoft creates new psychic medium division, and that better be coyote on your barbeque grill.  This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers...

Adrian sells out to get the “V”, Alex does happy family picture time, everyone gets banned from social media and less people care, even Snake Pliskin couldn’t escape DC inauguration lockdown, the border wall grew by 15 miles under Trump, one man’s protest is another’s insurrection -- and vice versa, and hackers say All Your D*cks Are Belong To Us. This is a public episode. If you would like to dis...