Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Adrian immigrates to the Sooner State now that the Injuns are taking over, Trump hands Roger Stone a get out of jail free card, people with COVID die up to 60-days earlier than people without it, the media is so bad that gay frogs seem plausible, and Alex keeps it real as he opens up about his depression in the second hour. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other sub...

Alex and Adrian wonder whether they’re angry at stupid people, afraid of angry people, or just insane, Ghislaine Maxwell didn’t kill herself yet, we predict senility will win the 2020 election, headlines are almost always b******t, and are the Avengers movies really classics? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit a...

Alex almost manages to stay awake through the entire show, Adrian contemplates whether he is a god, Chinese and Indian troops fighting like Thai monkeys, mask ordinance and bar shutdowns means it’s time to find a bare-face-speak-easy, and Spanish scientist report we’ve been crapping COVID-19 for 15 months. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get ac...

Adrian and Alex have slightly different loud and angry rants on Cop Privilege, Alex learns swing trading isn’t the same as wife swapping, John Bolton finds yellowcake in Trump’s boxers, media COVID-19 coverage full of half-truths, and we’ve pissed off so many people with this show that we don’t even know how to write the trigger warning. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this...

The Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ) is a new world, full of ironic contradictions and undeniable truths, exposing everything that’s right -- and wrong -- with the modern world, Alex is caught cheating on his bar, Karen chastises Adrian for unsafe dentistry, the guys disagree whether more chaos is a good or bad thing, and are we erasing history or just erasing its glory? This is a public episod...

Alex delivers farm-fresh non-USDA eggs to Adrian, Adrian delivers pallets of bricks to protesters courtesy of Anarchists Guild Local 151, violent clashes between police and protesters claim the life of Coronavirus, stock market rallies after 1.8 million new unemployment claims, and Trump finds a book. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access...

Like forest fires bring new growth, Adrian describes why riots are a natural process of rebalancing power between the people and the state, China flexes her muscles in Hong Kong and the South China Sea while Trump attacks Twitter, new revised numbers from CDC put COVID-19 mortality rate at 0.3% exonerating all those conspiracy theorists who said it would be about the same as the flu. This is a pub...

Alex takes his anger out on minimum wage employees, Adrian wants Joe Biden to help him buy a Mexican, people decide lockdown is over and government is like “Um yeah...like...we were gonna do that anyway,”  turn off GPS and Bluetooth if you don’t want other people’s apps to track you, and we wonder which pervy, rich, senile white man will usher in the new American socialist dystopia. This is a publ...

Adrian gets poisoned, the girls get a warehouse, the world is opening back up whether government wants it or not, Wisconsin Supreme Court rules shutdown unconstitutional, our friend Dave Leavitt sues Seminole County over shutdown, coward cop who let kids die gets job back and sneeze guards somehow protect poker chips but not buffets. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with...

Alex says you can learn a lot about a man by his T-shirt collection, Adrian finds a crowded bar, why hairdressers are now like drug dealers, this ain’t my “new normal” pal, COVID-19 has a high business mortality rate, and we ramble on with a nonsensically profound steady stream of consciousness. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bon...

Alex exhausted from food delivery, Adrian’s house becomes non-stop pool party, Americans finally grow some balls and start defying government, Pentagon ain’t saying it’s aliens...but it’s aliens, NYC mayor calls for round-up of Jews, and we finally get a Libertarian in Congress but Adrian no longer cares. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get acc...