Afterbite

TVD 4x19 | Now is a GREAT time to join our patreon @ patreon.com/afterbite because we have some VERY exciting things coming next week. This episode is fucking SICK and TWISTED for playing with our emotions like this. Matt forgot his Character Development Juice at home today. Jourdann talks about H2O: Just Add Water. Bee makes a Smash Bros reference. Walmart Palpatine is here now! New episodes ever...

TVD 4x18 | Damon, the emotional equivalent of a puddle, makes annoying comments on other people’s depth. Elena has A Time this episode. Elijah's back! This episode is a soft 10 then a hard 9 then a soft 10 again, but not in the way you're thinking, we promise. Support us on patreon (patreon.com/afterbite) and follow us on twitter (@AfterbitePod)! New episode every Friday!

TVD 4x17 | We wish the TVD writers had kept this one to themselves! Klaus gets knocked down a peg before The Originals builds him up a whole bunch. Damon remains The Worst. We take a long look at how damaging The Vampire Diaries really was to like,,, young women in the 2010's and the answer is: very! New episodes every Friday! Support us on patreon.com/afterbite ! Follow us on twitter: @AfterbiteP...

TVD 4x16 | Hayley is back on our screens and we couldn’t be happier about it! People stand in places and have conversations this week, and it’s pretty alright. Hayley and Klaus do things and… you know… make a spinoff happen. Bee reaches into the dark corner of her mind and somehow comes out with Icona Pop lyrics. Check out our patreon for behind the scenes goofs! New episode every Friday! Follow u...

TVD 4x15 | Back from the abyss this week: It’s Brian! We’re in the hurt no comfort tag and there’s no end in sight. There’s a line in this episode that WILL live rent free in Bee’s head forever! Nina Dobrev is so powerful and we honestly won’t be recovering any time soon. We do therapy and it’s really calming actually. Get episodes early on patreon.com/afterbite and follow us on twitter at @Afterb...

TVD 4x14 | Caroline channels her inner Lara Croft! Bee and Jourdann lose it over the YEARNING. King Lear made Klaus into a drama queen, pass it on. We cry in this one. (If any of y’all spoil Jourdann on this one I WILL be personally responsible for your downfall) Check out our patreon.com/afterbite follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod. We come out with new episodes every Friday!

TVD 4x13 | Hey I (Bee) had a lil bit of a cold when we recorded this so I’m sorry for all my snuffling in this ep. This week the gang goes to the middle of nowhere and talks a lot and surprisingly? It’s a really good episode. Klaus is good at being the bad guy! Professor Creepy had a hot wife this whole time and nobody ever told us about it and honestly that’s a crime. Support us on patreon patreo...

TVD 4x12 | The gang rediscovers the wonderful nature of the Goldfinger cover of 99 Red Balloons and it’s A Whole Thing. Sometimes you just gotta find joy where you can, no shame! TVD further descends into a comedy, and we are LOVING IT. Check us out on patreon (patreon.com/afterbite) for behind the scenes goofs, early access to episodes, and much much more. New episodes of Afterbite come out every...

This week we’re having a sleepover so grab your comfy pjs, pop some popcorn, and settle down ladies, theydies, and everyone in between, we’re gonna stay up way too late and watch great episodes of tvd! When Kol shows up you KNOW problems are going to be caused. We’re all working for a more equal #GIRLBOSS world. New episodes every Friday! Check out our patreon ! We’re on twitter @AfterbitePod

TVD 4x10 | This week tvd gifted us a a recap episode and we're not gonna let it go to waste! Talking points: Jeremy's weird hair, our unending love for Rebekah Mikaelson, and how weird it is when Damon talks like he's romantic when really he's just... Damon. New episodes every Friday! Episodes up early on our patreon ! Follow us on twitter @ AfterbitePod

TVD 4x09 | It’s a Non-Denominational Winter Holiday Spectacular this week! It’s not really non-denominational, it's really just christmas. I’m sorry to disappoint but The Vampire Diaries is really not super inclusive, who woulda thunk it! Caroline gets kidnapped again. There’s a bottle episode happening somewhere, I think? Klaus keeps on serving us Bad Guy Realness and surprising depth! We’re goin...

TVD 4x08 | Just two dudes, talkin’ about war ‘n stuff, y’know… just guy things. Professor Shane is selling us creepy tea and we’re not buying it! We’re 95% sure the CW network is just a bad dating service. A woman gets kidnapped again, what’s new ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ New episodes every Friday! Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod and support us on patreon.com/afterbite for bonus stuff and early access to epi...

TVD 4x07 | The Murder Train is leaving the station! XOXO Gossip Klaus. Get the episodes early on our patreon ! New episodes every Friday! Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod

TVD 4x06 | Klaus has a better PR agent than Damon. We get way too into big character arcs. It’s not Elena’s fault! Klaus is a feminist now? Stefan’s got no brain! We spend the last 10 minutes of this episode crying for no genuine reason. Jourdann wonders why we’re here. Get episodes early on our patreon ! New episodes every Friday! Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod

TVD 4x05 | Someone give Elena Gilbert a hug PLEASE. The Underground Railroad wasn’t actually underground, please tell me you understand that. Bee makes a new measurement! We focus on the women in this episode, surprising absolutely nobody! Support us on patreon to get episodes early and more bonus content! patreon.com/afterbit e Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod . New episodes every Friday!

TVD 4x04 | This episode has it all! Big bulging muscles? Check! Rebekah Mikaelson stealing our hearts? Check! Men causing problems on purpose? Check! Jourdann and Bee spiraling into an actor's wikipedia page for like no reason? Check! Check! Check! New episode every Friday! Follow us on patreon for early access to episodes and other fun stuff Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod

TVD 4x03 | We take a 10 minute detour to talk about The Lumineers. Phoebe Tonkin is here and she’s VERY Australian.  Jourdann is finally in on the joke! This and all episodes are posted a whole day early on our patreon so check it out there first! Follow us on twitter @AfterbitePod ! New episodes every Friday!

TVD 4x02 | The Vampire Diaries is good?!? Honestly we’re shocked too. Bee has a giggle fit! Bonnie is depressed. Friendship is just so powerful! Support us on patreon and follow us on twitter @AfterbitePod. New episode every Friday!

TVD 4x01 | This episode is the Super Smash Bros Ultimate of the vampire diaries universe. Everyone’s here! This episode has it all: our triumphant return to season 4, Jourdann and I mercilessly roasting Brian, and a Patreon! Check out our patreon: patreon.com/afterbite and our discord: discord.gg/UxybURx

TVD Season 3 | Bee and Jourdann are here to wrap up season 3 with you by ranking every episode! We talk Brian's whack rankings, our favorite and least favorite eps of season 3, and a very heartfelt voice message from our werewolf dad Harley! New episodes every week! Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod

TVD 3x22 | It’s the season 3 finale and boy HOWDY do we have a banger of an episode for y’all! Bonnie disappears into thin air. Damon’s out of character! Jeremy and Matt make some Decisions. Alaric breaks our hearts. Elena… well… you’ll see. New episode every week! Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod

TVD 3x21 | Klaus is a 2010 gossip blogger. Stefan and Damon have Main Character Syndrome! The Vampire Diaries is a straight show for straight people and we’re just a couple of queer folks suffering through it. Bee continues to ask men the most essential question: why? New episode every week! Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod

TVD 3x20 | Alaric and his evil alter ego get pedicures. Rebekah has a terrible track record with dances. Your actions will not have any consequences ever! Buzzfeed Unsolved is gonna have a field day with Esther's plan. New episodes every week! Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod

TVD 3x19 | This episode was not sponsored by V8 but I wish it was. Frankly things that happen in this episode are homophobic to us personally. We try our best in the face of Delena. We think this is the plot of Kingdom Hearts? We’ve been circling around this toilet bowl of a story for far too long. New episodes every week! Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod

TVD 3x18 | It is a miracle this episode ever saw the light of day. Sage and Finn may be the healthiest couple on tvd? Bee bans some phrases which absolutely won’t come back to haunt her later. Matt’s gonna die! New episodes every week! Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod