Afterbite

TO 5x10 | The Gang Tries Feminism! This week is all about women and GIRLPOWER and BEING A GIRLBOSS. Klaus threatens to kill a child (again), Davina girlbosses girlbossily, Rebekah invents feminism. Bee and Jourdann make a hallmark movie. Get episodes early on our patreon! patreon.com/afterbite   Follow us on twitter! twitter.com/afterbitepod  

TVD 5x09 | Enzo ALWAYS drinks his respect women juice. Bee gets really protective of her boys. Brian ranked an episode under 5 for ONCE. It's a wild time all around. New episodes every Friday! Get episodes early and bonus content on our patreon! Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod

TO 1x09 | Bee is coming out.... as a Klaus Mikaelson apologist. We can all agree Hayley and Elijah is like,,, a little weird right? Rebekah's an eternal 10, Diego and Elijah get a lil homoerotic, and we add a new stat to our stats sheet! Bonus content and episodes early on our patreon! Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod

TVD 5X08 | We had A TOUGH TIME recording this episode, because A) vibes were bad and B) technical difficulties. We’re encouraging characters to get out of their plot armor and INTO coffins. This episode contains: Bee bitching about the V8 Energy Drink supply chain, plot armor, and a brief mention about the only important thing in this episode. This episode DOES NOT contain: us enjoying season 5 ep...

We’re back with a BANGER episode! Elijah is both a foot fetishist AND Sisyphus. He has the range. Klaus is a fucking insane person. Bee loses her shit over wikifeet. Rebekah’s a girlboss. “You’re a shithead, Major Dickhead.” New episodes every Friday! New episodes early and bonus content on our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/afterbite

We'll be back on FRIDAY, OCTOBER 15TH! Need your Afterbite fix while we're gone? Check us out on patreon.com/afterbite ! I'm going to sleep for a YEAR within these three weeks. You'll be alright without me for a bit, yeah?

Welcome to Sweetwater Sweeties, our Riverdale fancast that’s only 4 years too late. Hey you remember that one rabies episode of Criminal Minds where the unsub gave the victims rabies? That was fucked up right? We also talk about The Vampire Diaries this episode, I promise. Silas dies, Tessa dies, Amara dies, it’s an action packed season finale! Wait, it's not a season finale? It’s only episode 7?...

Welcome to the CLENCU (Comically Large Evil Needle Cinematic Universe). Continuity doesn’t exist here, it’s a godless land. Tyler Lockwood jumps off a character cliff. Bee says some shit about science that might not be correct. If you’re a biologist or a med student and want to tell us about vampire and blood science, hit us up! New episode every Friday-ish! First up on patreon.com/afterbite. Foll...

TVD 5x07 | Bee’s cancelled because she hates New Jersey. Pineapple on pizza is bad, the B-team will fight you on this. Girlbosses do girlboss things, Silas is a misogynist, all in all a pretty normal episode. New episodes every Friday (-ish), find us early on patreon.com/afterbite or on twitter: @AfterbitePod

Welcome to Klaus Mikaelson’s art class this week, we’re talking about symbolism and also maybe killing your brother who knows! Elijah would’ve made a really great lawyer in a past life. We appreciate good poetry! New episodes every Friday! Get new episodes FIRST on our patreon patreon.com/afterbite. Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod

TVD 5x05 | Damon as Henry VIII is a little too on the nose for our tastes. Tyler swings for the fences with his new character arc and misses. Elena is faced with a mirror of herself and is like "woah was I this sad and annoying?" (the answer is yes of course she was that sad and annoying.) None of this episode makes any goddamn sense so I guess the description doesn't either. Enjoy! https://www.pa...

TO 1x05 | The episode of (Not As) Young Adult podcast that Bee was on is here! https://spoti.fi/3Copyhy  Hey did you know that gay people started to exist in 2015? True fact, they didn’t exist before that! The girlies go on a road trip and we’re LOVING IT! (read in an annoying business voice) Just touching base with you on that whole massacre business, I wanted to make sure we were on the sam...

TVD 5x04 | This week is a LOT to take in. Brotherly bonding, Stelena soulmates, Bonnie finally being Dead Dead, Matt and his terrible Eastern European accent, and to top it all off there’s a funeral. I can’t say that this episode didn’t make me cry, because it did, but I also can’t say this episode is a solid 10 out of 10, because it isn’t. All I know for sure is that Brett Matthews owes me financ...

TO 1x04 | Bee and Brian are having a chill, business casual brunch with this episode of The Originals! Davina's a girlboss, Klaus is a manipulator, Leah Pipes is incredibly good at her job. It's our first 10 of the season! Wowza! You know the drill by now, patreon.com/afterbite , brightcrownmedia.com/shop , and twitter: @AfterbitePod  New episodes out on Fridays (more or less)!

TVD 5x03 | Bee and Brian are on the wild wild TVD season 5 express and this train is running away faster than we can handle it. We talk how pretty Janina Gavankar is, how dramatic Qetsiyah is, and how gay Bee is. It’s a LOT. Patreon! patreon.com/afterbite Merch! brightcrownmedia.com/shop Twitter! @AfterbitePod ! New episodes every Friday!

TO 1x03 | Bee has some uninvited guests. Teen Sherlock Holmes is Britain's next top boy genius detective! We get genuinely emotional over Klaus. Bee breaks down magic better than Julie Plec ever could. New episodes every Friday (-ish)! Support us on patreon @ patreon.com/afterbite . Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod!

TVD 5x02 | We get a little NSFW in this episode, so apologies for that. It starts at about 24 minutes and ends at 28 minutes, skip over that if it’s not your jam! Bee fixes all of TVD. Brian’s loopy from cold medicine. It is certainly An Episode! Merch: brightcrownmedia.com/shop Patreon: patreon.com/afterbite Twitter: @AfterbitePod New episodes every Friday!

TO 1x02 | Bee pronounces French words wrong, probably. This white savior storyline is… a lot. Jourdann isn’t mad, she’s just disappointed. Brian’s a corporate buffoon. We take a short little walk down to the Vampire Resources Department to get set up on payroll with our new best friend, Josh! New episodes every Friday! Support us on patreon.com/afterbite. Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod

TVD 5x01 | Hope you all had fun during your hot girl summer because we’re jumping RIGHT back into the thick of things with the season 5 premiere of the vampire diaries. It’s a little messy, and we only like about 60% of it, but hey! We’re back! Fun fact we recorded this episode BEFORE Lorde announced her new music so Jourdann is a psychic for that one. Matt gets pod people’d. Rebekah’s a bi icon....

TO 1x01 | Brian and Bee are the only ones in the metaphorical Afterbite studio this week so welcome to The B-Team special edition of Afterbite! We chat about the Originals, New Orleans, and how much we love every dang character we come across, even the bad guys. Support us at patreon.com/afterbite and by following us on Twitter: @AfterbitePod. New episodes every Friday!

It's Bee's birthday today so what better way to celebrate than by listening to the season 4 bonus episode where Jourdann and Bee wrap up the WHOLE DANG SEASON! WOW! INCREDIBLE! AMAZING! NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE! We streamed this live from our youtube channel (Afterbite Podcast) and we're live recording more episodes on our patreon.com/afterbite so check out there if you wanna see us LIVE!

TVD 4x23 | Oh boy HOWDY it's a banger of an episode for our season 4 finale. We talk Kalus Mikaelson: Sugar Daddy, Delena: why, and how truly truly sad we are about Jeremy and Bonnie. We're gonna be releasing our bonus episode ranking this season soon, and then we'll be taking a little break before getting into season 5 (of tvd) and season 1 (of the originals). We'll be back in mid/late may! Stay...

TVD 4x22 | All Powerful and Incredible Girlboss Bonnie Bennett causes problems on purpose and we love it! We finally figure out wtf Silas is doing for his evil plan. Kat Graham is better than this show. Matt and Rebekah are Himbo / Bimbo Solidarity. We talk more about Character Development Juice. Does anyone actually read my descriptions anymore? Early access to episodes on patreon.com/afterbite a...

TVD 4x21 | Welcome to Vampire Biology 101, your first foray into the wild world of how the fuck vampires do literally anything! How does the blood thing work? Hey Julie, hey Kevin,,, how the FUCK does the blood thing work? I need an answer. I am standing outside of your house with my notebook in hand, ready for you to tell me how the FUCK the blood thing works. New episodes every Friday! Follow us...

TVD 4x20 | We’re in New Orleans baby! Klaus has a friend?!? Nature historically said “Hey gang! Check out this cool new thing I made!” and I love that about her. Bee and Jourdann go real deep into Shakespeareanism, theatre acting, and film theory in this episode. We have merch now! Check it out @ brightcrownmedia.com/shop . As always, episodes up early on patreon.com/afterbite and all other eps go...