Afterbite

TO 1x22 | Brian is booboo the fool this week! Bee loses her mind, Hayley  loses her life, Klaus loses his house to the debt collectors. The whole  damn cast is acting like rent is due. It's a win all around!

TVD 5x21 | Listen, nobody is more surprised then me that I ended up actually liking  this episode. Join Bee and Brian as they talk buckets o' blood,  Caroline Forbes, and tumblr!

TO 1x21 | The whole gang is back and we have a banger episode for ya! Bee and Brian are terrified of a 90's children's cartoon, Jourdann is a library  thief, and we're all losing our minds just a little bit. Brian is Disney Georg who spends 10,000 hours every day thinking about Disney properties. he is an outlier adn should not have been counted

TVD 5x20 | Bee and Brian are breaking down hard this week. We talk about YASCAR,  the spiral mac and cheese being far superior, and Jeremy's inevitable  and eventual bisexuality.

Crack open a ceremonial V8 because we are BACK, BABES! Bee and Bri talk The Orignials, Brian's Christian Hymn Mashup of the Century, and that Klaus moment that Bee loves so much. Follow us on twitter @AfterbitePod and get the episodes early by subscribing to our Patreon patreon.com/afterbite !

TVD 5x19 | Listen. I don't know what's going on in this episode either. Somehow, despite it being an episode about the vampire diaries, we ended up talking about Legacies more. Enzo and Damon continue to be gay best friends but in a straight dude way. Stefan gives us the gift of CINEMA. Bonnie's going thru it.

TO 1x19 | The Legacies news had not broken when we were recording this, oops. We've got real sleepy energy in this episode, so prepare for a laidback experience this week on Afterbite! Brian's on his criminal mastermind shit. Bee's going off about catholic imagery. Jourdann isn't here but would've loved this episode.

Bee and Brian make their way through Paul Wesley's directorial debut! Delena breaks up for the 7th time. We have a crushing realizaiton about how long we're going to be doing this show for, exactly.  Support us directly on patreon.com/afterbite! Buy merch at brightcrownmedia.com/shop. Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod.

The gang's all here and we get playfully blasphemous! Someday we may answer for our sins but that day sure isn't today! Bee hates Pope Gregory I, Brian tries his hardest to derail this episode MULTIPLE times, and Jourdann is here four months early.

TVD 05 x 17 | Bee has extreme sleepy energy this episode so we're just taking it easy this week on Afterbite! This episode of TVD kinda sucks and we're not afraid to say it. We talk Delena, whatever Liv is up to, Bonnie being bisexual, and gay representation.

TO 1x17 | Bee and Jourdann make soup! We talk about found family and how it really does hit different when you're queer. Marcel's up to some shit, Cami's on the struggle bus, Genevieve is still here somehow? It's a wild episode.

Holy shit I can't believe we made it to episode 100. They said it couldn't be done, they said it wouldn't be fun but boy howdy we've DONE IT and had a BLAST! Thanks so much for sticking around on our long journey here... here's to 100 more! Bee forgot to set this episode to go live on the correct day, and honestly isn't that just the Afterbite experience?

Bee and Jourdann... well... you can probably tell from the title that Bee and Jourdann go fucking through it this episode. The Travelers remain nefarious for like no real reason. We decide what the k-pop group for tvd would look like. It's a bit of a mess but honestly extremely on brand for both k-pop and us! Spotify playlist we mentioned in the episode: https://spoti.fi/3KZb37o 

TO 01x16 | Bee and Brain talk storyville, red doors, and ace attorney twists! Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/afterbite

TVD 05x15 | We recorded this episode LIVE on our patreon! Things are BRUTAL in the vampire diaries podcasting industry, very cutthroat. Brian is here for like 3 minutes and then vanishes, Nia is here in spirit, and Jourdann and Bee are crying over how good this episode actually is.

TO 0x15 | Bee's losing their voice, Brian is tying women to train tracks like an old-timey french-coded villain, Jourdann doesn't know basic geography. In The Originals Cami is delivering a verbal smack-down, Hayley is threatening an immoral witch with a shotgun, and Rebekah is having a no good, very bad day.

Stefan and Caroline co-parent the Mystic Falls gang. Bee unveils their twelve step plan for fixing Tyler Lockwood. Step 1: actually, genuinely, apologize to Caroline. Steps 2 - 11: ???? Step 12: Profit We also talk about the life and legacy of Sarah Jones, who this episode of tvd is dedicated to. You can learn more about Sarah and safety initiatives made in her memory at safetyforsarah.com Our soc...

Seriously, did Celeste need to go through that many bodies? Rebekah is a little bit brutal. Klaus and Genevieve have some wild energy in the studio. Hayley hits a bitch with a shovel. Support us on patreon ! Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod

This episode does its job and leaves so honestly? not half bad! Bee and Brian say like 4 complete sentences this entire hour, they were NOT on their A game. They didn't show up to WORK but this episode did. Support us on patreon!  Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod

There's SOME sort of joke here, I'm SURE OF IT. We get playfully anti-catholic. Bee says the phrase "Iconographically Recognizable" like it's a real word and I'm still 90% sure it's not. This episode is a little scuffed but that's really just the Afterbite Way ™!

Bee and Jourdann have a good good time with a good bad episode. We actually like Damon for once? Trust me we're as confused by this as you are. Bee can't stop saying besties. Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod Find us on patreon! 

Bee and Brian REALLY like The Originals this week! Papa Tunde is one of the best villains a TVDu show has ever had. I'm gonna be honest with you, dear listeners, I don't really have a witty description this week. I honestly don't think anyone reads these, so if you do, tweet us on twitter with the vampire emoji of your choice. Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod Subscribe for early access on patre...

The whole gang is back so you know this episode is gonna have entirely too much chaos. To honor the 100th episode of The Vampire Diaries we decide to dunk on it for about an hour and a half. Damon's not bad, Stefan's still the best, and Everybody Hates Katherine. Twitter: @AfterbitePod Patreon: patreon.com/afterbite

Nothin' else to say other than that this episode is a banger through and through. This is our last episode for the year, we'll be back in January! Find us on twitter | patreon 

Damon and Enzo are exes according to us, we’re doing what Julie Plec would NEVER. Katherine is the funniest character on this show. We learn some buck-wild stuff about the writer of this episode. Patreon: patreon.com/afterbite Twitter: twitter.com/afterbitepod