Adventures of Des and Cort

Send us Fan Mail This week, we’re tackling life one ugly concentration face at a time. Des discovered she has an underbite when she’s deep in the zone with her “workin’ hair” on—and trust us, insurance doesn’t make staying in the zone easy. Speaking of hard things (pun intended), we’re breaking down a new Netflix doc and a commercial for fixing a… crooked situation for the fellas. We also dive int...

Send us Fan Mail This week, we dive deep into the wild, uncharted aisles of Costco, where spatial awareness goes to die. 🛒 We also get real about the ups, downs, and dry spells of adult intimacy (yep, sometimes it’s more “checklist” than “passion”). Plus, we’re heading off to The Drift for a little podcasting adventure getaway—don’t miss the details on our upcoming *giveaway* 👀! We’re also untan...

Send us Fan Mail In this week’s episode, we bring on Desiree's daughter, Sophia, for a deep dive into the life of a young adult with all its unique joys and hilarious horrors! 😆 Sophia spills on everything, from the life lessons Esmerelda the Imaginary Enforcer taught her, to the thrill of adulting tasks like getting her tires changed. 🛠️🚗 We get the lowdown on her adventures as a waitress,...

Send us Fan Mail Get ready for It’s a Bop! 🎶 In this episode, we dive into the real hot topics: election drama and the surprising bops that came from Trump soundbites (who knew?!), why weight seems to bounce back faster than we can recover from the flu, and dudes hitting new lows with their thirst traps. 👀 Des recounts a manic shopping spree that somehow ended in a new car (it’s a mood, okay?),...

Send us Fan Mail In this week’s episode of Pink Pony Club, we’re serving up a wild mix of topics you didn’t know you needed. 🎉 We’re blowin’ hot air (literally) with a new blow drier, to the ear-worm that is Pink Pony Club 🎶 (seriously, it won’t leave our heads), we’re covering it all. We also dive into Abercrombie & Fitch getting indicted (who saw that coming?), and why driving at night fee...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode of Scram!, we chat about everything from our hilarious kids (like that time Sophia convinced her friend Des was hosting a Columbus Day party—um, what? 🤨) to the ridiculous things we put off forever, like Cortnie’s year-long quest to buy a new pillow 🛏️. We also dive into the joys of waking up one day and realizing crepe skin and fine lines have moved in for good...

Send us Fan Mail This week, we're serving up a platter of random annoyances and awkwardness, starting with the people who can't pronounce basic words (looking at you, "expresso"), followed by the soul-sucking energy of airport idiots and those who thrive on talking trash. Oh, and let’s not forget the age-old saying that guests start smelling like fish when they’ve overstayed th...

Send us Fan Mail This week, we bring in the man, the myth, the husband—Josh! 🎤 We put Cortnie’s better half in the hot seat to talk all things tiny dicks (left to find, of course), slow golfers ruining his day ⛳, and what truly grinds his gears—and *loves* about our friendship. We also take a trip down memory lane to some classic Josh mishaps: like that time he bought a giant truck *thinking* it...

Send us Fan Mail This week, we’re serving up a whole lot of ID-GAF energy (because saying it like adults is overrated, right?). We dive into the *deep* issues, like hunters leaving their mark (literally) in the woods 💩, and our favorite hobby—getting "delulu" when our husbands won’t pick up the phone 📞. Plus, more Diddy conspiracies, Des proving she needs a personal EMT 🩹, and a PSA f...

Send us Fan Mail Get ready to shuffle—or should we say *Chuffle*—your way through this hilarious episode! 💃 This week, we dive into our new word of the week, “Chuffle” (yep, it’s a thing now), and how we’re embracing the chubby girl shuffle. 🏃‍♀️💨 We also tackle the important issues—like *offensive ding dongs* 🍩 (no, not the snack), *the diddler*  😳, and those cringe-worthy Facebook ads that...

Send us Fan Mail 🎙️ New Episode Alert: Fella Fupa! 🎙️ This week on Adventures of Des and Cort , we're taking aim at arrogance, tackling perimenopause like pros (or at least like women who are thoroughly touched out), and embracing our 40s with zero interest in lip-locking marathons. 😜 We’re dishing on winter activities that don’t involve freezing our butts off, debating the ultimate question...

Send us Fan Mail 🎙️ In this episode of High Maintenance, WWE Personas and Hawk Tuah Viral Vibes, we’re spilling the tea on how we might be a bit more high maintenance than we ever imagined. 💅 Plus, we’re sharing some tragic dog grooming stories that’ll make you cringe (and laugh). The 'ber' months are creeping in 🍂, and we’re already swapping summer clothes for fall—thanks to our new o...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we're diving into the randomness of life with a side of laughter! 🎙️ We kick things off by asking the age-old question: Why do we let simple tasks feel so overwhelming when they really only take 20 minutes? 🕒 Spoiler: We're just really good at procrastinating! We’re also chatting about the magic of watching our adult kids s...

Send us Fan Mail Get ready for a wild ride on this episode of "Adventures of Des and Cort"! 🎙️ In "Small Town Bandits, Anonymous Cheaters and Nickname Nonsense," we’re diving into the gossip mill with anonymous posts about cheating husbands—because if you’re going to spill the tea, might as well make it anonymous! 🍵😏 We’ll also discuss the latest in local bank robberies—nothi...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we’re unwrapping a whole lot of laughs (and life lessons). 🎙️ First up, we’re diving into the hero complex—because some dudes just can’t resist swooping in like they’re auditioning for a Marvel movie. 🦸‍♂️ Next, we’re dropping some serious wisdom: Don’t judge a piece of candy by its wrapper. 🍬 You never know what sweet (or sour) sur...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort , we dive into the unexpected and the hilarious side of aging. First up, we're talking Botox—but not where you'd expect. Then, it's on to the concept of age blindness and what it means to age gracefully, especially when you're not puffing on cigs like it’s 1950. And no small-town experience would be complete without...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome back to another hilarious episode of Adventures of Des and Cort! 🎙️ In this episode, we dive into the soul-sucking reality of kissing ass in the sales industry—spoiler alert: it sucks. 🍑💋 But fear not, because we’re also celebrating the confidence that comes with knowing your worth in your 40s. 💪✨ As the Summer Olympics heat up, we’re picking our dream sports and shari...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome back to Adventures of Des and Cort! 🎙️ In this episode, "Bitch Bags & The Hurkle Durkle," we're serving up a smorgasbord of hilarity and real talk. First up, we're venting about our 18-year-olds and their unparalleled talent for driving us nuts. 😜 Next, we're diving into the labyrinth of overthinking and perfectionism that plagues us women—bec...

Send us Fan Mail In this lively episode of Adventures of Des and Cort , our dynamic duo tackles the quirks and conundrums of daily life. We dive into the frustrating world of those who think their way is the only way and explore the peculiar joy of dining before 4:30 PM. Des and Cort share their hilarious tales of hungover mornings where breakfast is a sacred ritual, complete with the occasional t...

Send us Fan Mail Get ready for another laugh-out-loud episode of Adventures of Des and Cort! 🎙️ In Little Menty B, we're diving into the hilariously chaotic moments that make life oh-so-interesting. Ever redone your hair a million times because it just won't cooperate? We have too! 💇‍♀️ We're also venting about hating our closets, struggling with weight, and feeling like nothing is...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to another hilarious episode of Adventures of Des and Cort! 🎙️ In Midweek Holidays, Kickin’ Tickets and Famous in a Small Town, we're diving into the absurdities of life with our signature humor and charm. 😂 Ever felt cheated by a midweek holiday that didn't give you the whole week off? Us too! We're ranting about that and sharing our adventures in graceful...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome back to Adventures of Des and Cort! 🎙️ In this hilariously candid episode titled Titty On The Table, we're diving into the awkward world of mammograms, where the only thing more uncomfortable than the machine is trying not to laugh. 🩺😆 We also chat about sensory issues and anxiety, because why not mix a little reality with our comedy? But wait, there's more! We...

Send us Fan Mail Hey there, fellow 90’s kids! Welcome to another episode of Adventures of Des and Cort! 🌟 Today, we're taking a time machine back to the late 80s and 90s, reminiscing about the glory days of our childhoods. From the unforgettable TV shows that shaped our evenings to the wild antics of our teenage years, we're celebrating the era that made us who we are. 📺✨ Join us as w...

Send us Fan Mail Get ready for another uproarious episode of Adventures of Des and Cort! In Welp... Let Me Put My Coat On, we dive head first into the world of backhanded compliments and the awkwardness they bring. We celebrate Idaho Wine Month, with a toast, even if camping as adults feels like adding chores to your vacation list.  As we age, we discover the brand of toilet paper matters more tha...

Send us Fan Mail Dive into another hilarious episode of Adventures of Des and Cort with Chunky Dunkin' In The Tipsy Tank! This week, we're soaking up the summer sun in our backyard pool, where the laughs are as abundant as the cocktails. Cort has Des in stitches with her ridiculous southern accent, and Des can't get enough of Corts ability to stay in character. But that's not a...