Adventures of Des and Cort

Send us Fan Mail Hold onto your underoos, folks! In this laugh-out-loud episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we dive into the chaos of showing our underoos at 41 during an epic kickball game. But that is just the beginning! We're also uncovering the mystery of "Dick Gate 2024", where tiny plastic penises are popping up in the most unexpected places around the house. To top it all...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to Adventures of Des and Cort! In this episode, we're embracing our inner Digital Dinosaurs as we tackle the tech struggles that come with age. From being the go-to tech support for our families ( "Did you try turning it off and on again?") to dodging online scams that seem way too convincing, we're here to share our laugh-out-loud tech mishaps and vict...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome back to another laugh-out-loud episode of Adventures of Des and Cort! This week, we're diving into the chaos of senioritis, the neurotic tendencies that come with motherhood, and the endless battle of finding clothes that actually fit! From our kids' creative excuses for slacking off to our own hilarious overreactions, we're sharing stories that'll make...

Send us Fan Mail Get ready to laugh out loud with Des and Cort on another episode of Adventures of Des and Cort!  From our hilarious struggles with booming car base to playing the nerve-wracking game of IRS Roulette, we're diving into the absurdities of everyday life.  Ever wondered why dads are so protective of the thermostat and lawn? Because SAME! Plus, join us as we confess our carwash an...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome back to another hilarious episode of Adventures of Des and Cort! Listen as they dive into the wild world of snobs, slobs and the possibility of brushing elbows with the paparazzi. Get ready for a whirlwind of laughs as they discuss everything from funny anonymous posts, water snobbery, and some frat antics. Ever felt like someone thinks they are sicker than you?  They have...

Send us Fan Mail Buckle up folks! In this uproarious episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we're unleashing the wild and whacky tales that'll leave you scratching your head and laughing out loud! From our hair-raising adventure to Idaho Falls to our hilarious encounters with ghosts at the ripe age of 41, it's a roller coaster ride of thrills and chills! But wait, there's more!...

Send us Fan Mail Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and chaos! In this hilarious episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we're diving into the madness of parenthood and the nostalgia of prom season.  From navigating the ups and downs of sending our kids off to Senior Prom to sharing our "hot flashes" of annoyance, it's a wild ride from start to finish! So grab your sequins...

Send us Fan Mail Get ready to dial 911.. or maybe just laugh until you cry! In this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we're serving up some hot flashes, hilarious tales, and a side of vigilante justice!  From our hot flash grievances to our tendencies to play neighborhood watch, no shady business goes unnoticed on our watch! Don't worry, amidst the crime fighting shenanigans, we sti...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, join them as they share their hilarious and wild experience of tripping on gummies. From the initial hesitation to the unexpected twists and turns, you won't believe the crazy journey they embark on. They also dive into the drama surrounding the Diddy Drama.  Grab your favorite snacks and buckle up for a wild ride as these two be...

Send us Fan Mail Join Des and Cort for their very first podcast episode. They delve into the roots of their bond, tracing back to Junior High where their friendship first blossomed. After years of diverging paths, fate reunited them in 2010, and they have been inseparable ever since. They navigate the intricate tapestry of their lives and offer a candid glimpse into the unique dynamics of female f...