Adventures of Des and Cort

Send us Fan Mail This week on Adventures of Des and Cort , we prove once again that absolutely nothing is off limits. Our Hot Flash kick things off with the thermostat war. We would like to file a formal complaint that office temperatures are apparently determined by whichever man gets to the thermostat first. We are left trying to survive in what feels like a commercial freezer. 🥶 Then we recap...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Adventures of Des and Cort , we discovered something that should have surprised absolutely no one... Cort admits she is emotional about America and the 4th of July. Des immediately confesses she’s been just as sappy about it…she just thought she was the only one. Seriously. Give us a small-town Fourth of July parade, a patriotic country song, kids covered in glow stic...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Adventures of Des and Cort , our office got an unexpected visitor... and let's just say Des handled it exactly how you'd expect someone with a full-blown mouse phobia would. 🐭😳 Meanwhile, Cort was immediately concerned about the mouse's family. Did he have a wife? Tiny mouse babies? Should we have held a funeral? Then the internet decided to make thin...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Adventures of Des and Cort , the Hot Flashes are hot flashing and the self-awareness is... questionable. 😅 Des's Hot Flash is aimed directly at her mom's dog, Sadie. This little queen eats food off a napkin, sleeps in the bed, requires lap privileges in the car, and generally operates like she's a celebrity with contractual demands. It got us thinking....

Send us Fan Mail This week on Adventures of Des and Cort , we learned that no good deed goes unpunished. Des was simply trying to be a hero and grab some documents from her mom's house while she was away. Innocent enough, right? Wrong. The man watching the property apparently thought he had caught a criminal mastermind in action and came in ready to throw hands. Des was immediately convinced...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Adventures of Des and Cort , the Hot Flashes are HOT and one of them literally involved a fire 🔥😅 Cort’s Hot Flash is for the absolute betrayal of your hair falling out of the curling iron right before the curl is complete. Then somehow it happens AGAIN when you try to redo it. Always when you are late. Always when your stress level is already hanging by a thread. D...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Adventures of Des and Cort , the Hot Flashes are HOT and the emotional support porch geese are thriving 🔥🪿 Cort’s Hot Flash is all about the absolutely aggressive traffic situation in our little town at 3:15pm. Why is everyone driving like they are fleeing a natural disaster? Calm down Cheryl, we are literally headed to soccer practice. Des’s Hot Flash is… herself...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Adventures of Des and Cort , the Hot Flashes are HOT 🔥 Des is once again irritated by people in public who cannot detach themselves from their phones. While out to dinner, there was a man sitting across from them with TWO phones. He was on TikTok Live on one and FaceTime on the other. Sir… are you hosting a telethon? Everyone around him was held hostage by his volume...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Adventures of Des and Cort , Des’s Hot Flash is aimed directly at grudge holders 🔥 Seriously… how are people staying mad for YEARS over something so silly? We might be too forgiving but at some point you have got to move on. Some people are out here carrying emotional baggage like it’s a competitive sport. Girl… you are giving entirely too many f’s. Then we spiral in...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Adventures of Des and Cort , the Hot Flashes are loud, the patience is low and TSA got a little too personal 😅✈️ Des kicks things off with airport rage. If you are walking slow, stopping randomly, or blocking entire walkways while staring at your phone, she would like you to respectfully… move. Situational awareness is free. Please use it. Cort’s Hot Flash is for the...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Adventures of Des and Cort , we start with a very real Hot Flash. How can you feel completely fine one minute… and then catch a glimpse of yourself in a mirror, a photo or a video and suddenly feel like the largest, least attractive version of yourself to ever exist? Make it make sense 😅📸 Then things get real. Des shares that she didn’t have a Hot Flash this week be...

Send us Fan Mail No really. This might be the one. This week’s Hot Flashes are aimed directly at people who read half a message, respond with confidence, and somehow miss the entire point. The information was there. All of it. You just stopped early and chose chaos. We also need to discuss the alarming lack of common-sense walking around freely in society. Who is approving this behavior? Who is su...

Send us Fan Mail Adventures of Des and Cort is back and this one is called Lamborfeeties … because after this conversation, we are fully convinced some people should not be driving and should instead be using their God-given lamborfeeties. Cort exposes her road rage and the best part is she doesn’t even realize it’s happening while she’s casually on the phone like everything is fine. Meanwhile Des...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Adventures of Des and Cort , Cort is fresh back from Puerto Rico and still mentally on island time 🌴☀️She shares all about the golf, the warmth, the ocean, exploring the rain forest, and wandering through beautiful Old San Juan. The people were incredible, the vibes were immaculate and if Puerto Rico is not on your travel list yet… it needs to be. Of course the trip...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Adventures of Des and Cort , Des is fresh off her Hawaiian adventure. The trip was beautiful. The vibes were strong. The birds, however, were absolutely feral. Park birds dive bombed Des like she owed them money. She is convinced they sensed her lifelong distrust and made it their mission to finish her. Cory offered moral support while she fought for her life against...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Adventures of Des and Cort , the hot flashes are back and this time Cort has had enough of Des talking reckless about herself. Des insists her love language is shit talk, so technically she is just showing herself affection. Cort is not buying it. 🔥😅 Cort shares how a new show she and Josh are watching has him confidently believing he could break into someone’s hous...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Adventures of Des and Cort , the hot flashes are hot flashing and the jeans are once again the enemy. Too much stretch. Not enough stretch. Fits the waist but hates the thighs. Fits the thighs but actively disrespects the waist. We are tired and denim is on thin ice 👖🔥 We get into a real and frustrating conversation about mean girls still existing at 40 plus. Why ar...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Adventures of Des and Cort , our hot flashes have a very specific personality trait. Do not touch us when we are overwhelmed. Hands to yourself. Please and thank you. 🔥🙅‍♀️ We talk about how when we are doing too many things at once, our attitudes can absolutely go sideways. Are we aware of it? Yes. Are we always able to stop it? Absolutely not. Oops. Then we get in...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Adventures of Des and Cort , our internal temperatures are unregulated, our patience is thin and people talking loudly on speakerphone in public are pushing us closer to the edge 🔥📱 We talk hot flashes, public speakerphone offenders and that special kind of rage where you say things you might not fully mean but also kind of do. Growth is happening. Slowly. Des final...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort , we confront a hard truth. We desperately want to be ladies who lunch but unfortunately, we still have to make that bag 💼🥂 The spirit is brunch. The reality is hustle. Des spirals in the middle of the night realizing she has absolutely zero survival skills if anything major ever went down in this country. No plans. No skills. Just v...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Adventures of Des and Cort , we did what every wild night out in your 40s requires. We brought our labs to the bar and opened MyChart like it was part of the drink menu 🍸📱 What started as a fun night with the dudes somehow turned into a full medical roundtable. Liver enzymes were discussed. Phones came out. MyChart was opened. Retirement planning followed shortly af...

Send us Fan Mail December has felt like we lived nine full lives in three weeks and we are officially running on fumes, vibes and caffeine. In this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort , we are almost ready for Christmas but let us be crystal clear. Do not ask us for nothin’ else. Not one more thing. Not one more favor. Not even a suggestion🎄😵‍💫 We talk about how bold people have become and sh...

Send us Fan Mail If your calendar is packed, your patience is thin and your internal thermostat is fighting for its life, welcome in. This episode of Adventures of Des and Cort is for the overbooked, overheated and overstimulated. 🔥😅 Our busy lives and stacked calendars are officially sucking the jolly straight out of us and honestly we just want to be Mrs. Claus from December on. Cozy. Unbother...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Adventures of Des and Cort , we accidentally turned into emergency personnel at a stoplight because a man was fully asleep behind the wheel. Cort launched herself out of the car like a superhero with zero planning, while Des frantically tried to find the hazard lights, forgot to put the car in park and basically created a whole second emergency. Honestly, we possibly...

Send us Fan Mail Buckle up and hydrate because this one flies from adrenaline highs to mental crash landings 😅 In this episode of Adventures of Des & Cort , we get real about burnout in business and how not everyone understands what it feels like to run on fumes after weeks of go mode. We definitely do 🧠💥 A random 2017 contact nickname popped up in Des’s phone and triggered a full detective...