30 Going On 13

In this episode we discuss "medical grade" diarrhea, how Maddy's daughter Dublin broke her finger, Tim Horton's Bieb's Brew, what came first the chicken or the 3LW, Olivia's death threats towards whoever named the characters, the absolute hold that La Senza Girl had on the 2000's youth, getting brainwashed by "Big Girl", our hatred for disturbances of the peace, fluffy pens and SO MUCH MORE!!! Tha...

In this episode we discuss Liv's big debut as a blonde "bombshell" (minus the cans), the Baby Genius fan art we received, Maddy's formula for the perfect fitting room, the Molly Ringwald of it all, Shailene Woodley's anti-gravity comb-over bangs, Angela Anaconda, contemporary teens talking like Greasers, how eating fruit is slutty, buffets at schools dances and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening...

In this episode we discuss how this flick ruins relationships, why the babies aren't curing cancer before they "get dumb", Maddy's big adventure pretending to be a teen, long furbies, hating the term "diaper gravy", pervert babies, the business model for dirty diaper companies, seducing someone with Christmas tales, doesthedogdie.com, Basil the cuck baby and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening an...

In this episode we discuss committing crimes on the moon, long furbys, an update on the Beans'es butt scandal, being back in the baby's POV, if knowing karate is essential to being a "genius", Maddy's dedicated toothpick for Skor, Kim Cattrall's sordid past with scatting, the absolute monster Baby Bunting, those lil McDonalds cookies, how music works, baby to baby consent, the term "diaper gravy",...

In this episode we discuss what we've been up to during our 2 week Covid sabbatical, the absolute terror of human bodies, Liv's undying love/possible Stockholm Syndrome for Superstore, Maddy getting mistaken for Elizabeth Holmes, the new pixel-flavoured Coke, starting a P.I business together, our live reaction to a naked (?!?) current day Beans, computer class, those mini suitcases of wax for your...

In this episode we discuss getting mad at your mom, a sex offender list but for people who eat bagels Globetrotter-style, why Canada won't let us have certain shows, Jordan Catallano aka the prototypical dream man, feeling alt for watching "vintage" tv, Claire Danes quitting MSCL to go to skewl, teens thinking everyone wants to look at them, idolizing Rayanne, the 80's Frankenstein hairstyle, moms...

In this episode we discuss Maddy's review of Coke Starlight, our  Elizabeth Holmes impressions, the "Globe Trotter" technique for holding a bagel, how horrifically dated/racist/offensive D's C is, Liv's conspiracy theory about Dawson being a serial killer, riding the Peloton to the sweet sounds of the intro song, the era of "Lego Boy Bangs", when Mr. Potato Head was the hottest toy, the inordinate...

In this episode we discuss Beeker/Beeky/Beekman's ICONIC "McDonald's M" hairline, our hot take on concession treats, modern day Dunkaroos, our hatred for teenage "Film Guys", the lack of chemistry in the Dawson+Pacey bromance, Liv's traumatic Jack Astor's "audition", Beek's "jelly bean with a wig" head, Grams, Maddy's fixation with it being a cape NOT a creek, doing a Mary Kay Letourneau theme par...

In this episode we discuss getting the scaries on your 30th, Tim Horton's, our new bagel-based innovation, the Tratch of it all, the worst love interest, wigs loving giving girls eating disorders, a new MadLiv Production, groundbreaking skating tech, the high presh of working concession, Liv's little sailboat recital, buckets of bread, Maddy's rules for lying to parents, anticlimactic makeovers, S...

In this episode we discuss "Corrections by Kate" Corner, our respective relationships with Mandy Moore, the absolutely normal name "Macon", pixie cuts, Ali Janny dating Hounddog aka Sandy Cohen, the Canadiana behind the scenes, how to deal with a drive-by wedding, tiny scarves, Liv wearing pashmina scarves like an "old cold woman",  Buscemi fish lips, grandmas doing weed, Maddy pretending to be dr...

In this episode we discuss the pandemonium of (Liv's) Dream Corner,  the inundation of Disney Commercials, Coca-Cola Starlight, some "fun" facts, whether or not Ryan Philipe is hot, SMG with brown hair, the Selma Blair of it all , Livin' Life with D-ERECT, tinytinytinytinytiny rimless/wire rim glasses, the aesthetic of Christian's bedroom, the 90's wager boom,  Percy from Dawson's Creek, Wigs gone...

In this episode we discuss the inaugural Dream Corner, Liv's step-sibling love protest, more freaky naughty facts about Hollywood incest, Knix period panty update,RIP Brit Murph, giving the campus lowdown to the underdog-type, Lunette the Clown shoes, military technology for leggings, planning new identities, being an Elton-girl vs. a Travis Birkenstock-girl, taking pictures, Suck n' Blow, the mug...

In this episode we discuss whether or not it was necessary for P Rudd to be a step-bro (SPOILER: Liv says yes), the BINGO card that brought us to our knees, doggie tricks, our relationship with the 90's, paper dolls (!!!), the SHOCKING beauty of Alicia Silverstone, the SHOCKING beauty of Stacey Dash, our undying love for Travis Birkenstock, Alicia's gum work, falling in love in dreams, how we neve...

In this episode we discuss the Dasey fandom, Maddy's annual firm handshake with her bro, Hollywood incest fun facts, the "Corbin Blue Effect" of this show, hating London Ontario, using your iPod to lure suitors, sibs sharing rooms, panini pressed peens and dangers and eggs, good ol' fashion All-Canadian boys, "BOYoingggggg" sound effects, fraudulent community service hours, Olivia's use of the wor...

In this episode we discuss the extreme peer pressure to watch Euphoria, all of the messages from our beauuuuuuutiful listeners, how everyone named in Grease songs dies, a vicious expose of the "pizza tracker" technology, the Dr. Cath scandal, Olivia's kink for hackers, Big Shiny Tunes, the choking game, the proper way to do an audition montage, a serious allegation against Ms. Darbus', all the dum...

In this episode we discuss what us and our babies did for the big Toronto "Snow Day", the absolute terror of a ZERO delivery/takeout situation, watching HSM as a fullblown teen, getting you a girl who can do both (Sharpay & Ryan), the Grease parallels, The Corbin Blue Effect, the Stockholm Syndrome effect that happens at resorts, mirror selfies, being the "Genius Girl" in school, the stigmatizatio...

In this episode we discuss suffering from brain gentrification, wanting to start a Comfy-based cult, being haunted by Robaxacet dolls, the "cool white blouse tied up" prototype, getting ratted on in gym for making dances "too sexy", the dream of making a cool hot girl entrance, the uniform of a film guy, "blowies", the era of 24/7 blazers, the infamous purple baby sex ed vid, the need to always as...

In this episode we discuss our thoughts on this new "2022" year, wanting to be cool for Satan, the Robaxacet doll /Kraft Dinner chins/Six Flags guy as horror villains, Elisha Cuthbert as the ultimate Canadian babe, Jenna Jamieson, the comfort of classic American high school settings, hearing "Under Pressure" for the first time, Maddy's reign as school president , feeling a kinship with Canadian ac...

In this episode we discuss our major cameo moment, the sordid history between Hil Duff and LiLo, msn issues, Dustin from Zoey101 as a Bondage Boy, finding the religion of The Comfy, our relationship with NYE, Oliver's resemblance to Slappy, making "jokes" about crudite, ballet flats, Maddy's ICONIC ripcurl-level pouff, suffering from hairline disfunction, Olivia's OC-style highlights, whether "cru...

In this episode we discuss Olivia's beach vacay, Aaron Carter updates, Celeb Sightings Corner, Maddy's trypophobia that manifests in a fear of too many Santas, mini dark passengers, sexual attraction to Succession characters, being a Marissahead, our stance on Adam Sandler, choppy AF hair, some inflammatory views on Love Actually, the ICONIC Mischa Barton accent, our relationship with shoplifting,...

In this episode we discuss a gruesome tale from Dentist Corner, how Maddy is a full blown Fox News anchor, whether or not sitting on cold pavement gives you  hemorrhoids, eating 100$ worth of A&W, Liv's brush with fame aka her JUICY encounter with Aaron Carter, how Gordo is the quintessential "film guy", our theory that Lizzie's dad is having an affair, the horror of an entire family sharing a med...

In this episode we discuss destroying other people with clinical assessments, watching A Bug's Life in 4D, more Timbit updates, Maddy's blasphemous lie about SOMEONE eating cereal with water, threatening kids with math, how much mileage that little "bang girl" got, doing kisses in parking lots, doing big signings with agent labels, boys vs. girls dancing, Chad Michael Tatum, our current Starbucks...

In this episode we discuss Liv's jetlag from her NYC trip, dogs bein' naughty, the Hawaiian timbit debacle, Dexter's dark passenger, Channing Tatum's lack of formal dance training, being b-crazy, Maddy's intimate relationship with this flick as a dancer, the "little dancing chick from all the Missy Elliot videos" aka Alison Stoner, wanting to defund the arts because of the portrayal of arts school...

We cover the horrific "Tim-biebs" invention, the impending Tim Hortons insurrection, eating plates off nachos with microwaved cheese, getting "Haley-Duff'd," FROG makes some Stitch sounds, replaying scenarios with your crush, Chronic chest rash, having a "Carrie-Complex," riding the Gordo-Coaster.  Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 

In this episode we discuss ordering pizza with no cheese from the Hut, Tim Hortons of yesteryear, getting your first bra, our rollercoaster of emotions re:Gordo in this flick, the line between a chef's soufflee pouf and a conductor's chapeau, the era of binder culture (RIP binders), three-quarter length sleeves, Stockholm Syndrome-esque crushes at the resort, Olivia's infamous Vermont trip, preten...