30 Going On 13

In this episode we discuss all the Flubber remixes, the iconic Herbal Essences (orgasm) commercial, the horror of the Robaxacet doll, our inaugural Christmas Corner, Liv's tragic diagnosis with Christmas Tree Syndrome, Maddy's position as a fellow Xmas thespian, the name "Beauregard Belmont" aka "the hotel magnate", whether Chord is hot, how ski resorts work, the designer brand "Valen-yawgi", the...

In this episode we discuss Maddy doing a lil Nordstrom cow/Winners turtle, farting while sleeping in public, the onslaught of Black Friday emails, wearing sneakers to bed, Arthur's moon boots, the logistics of Flubber helping  to do basketball, doing the Flubber mambo, flying a car to Ford for a pitch meeting, our theories on the (staged) murder of Weebo, the paternity of Weebo's child and SO MUCH...

In this episode we discuss the seasonal roster at Starbucks, ordering food from Cineplex, Maddy being a horsey girl in horsey heaven on Heartland, having a crush on Robyn Williams, wanting to have a flubber as a pet (not tool!), Liv's tragic history with her beloved Razor scooter, Flubber as the original Fatal Attraction, lusting after the smell of bouncy balls, the universal definition of flubber...

In this episode we discuss the "salad days" of the Kranks, Maddy's week from hell with shingles, how Harriet isn't a spy (go figure), HTS as the prequel to Mean Girls, Liv's little mall food court romp, Jugo Juice, the horror of artsy junk yards, the beautiful terrazzo stone of an elementary school fountain, Golly's dumb AF look, all the Canadiana in the background, how Americans love kids doing p...

In this episode we discuss some recent horror movie watches, Liv's celeb acquaintance, sad Canadiana lunchroom group breakdowns, Ray's it factor, who assigns the stations and how do radios work in gens, how much Robbie is inspired by SJP, the "guy's girl" trope, being Team Principal on this one, the era of radio stars like "Poz and Toka", the worst standup show of all time, whether a radio show he...

In this episode we discuss a chilling update in the Ravioli Saga, all the different halloween treat crews, getting accused of the cardinal sin of "backwashing", the allure of the triple name, banging on soggy vs. dry beaches, the utter perfection of SMG, our strategies for a murder coverup, horsey tire swings, making “coleslaw” on someone’s head, #notallfishermen, whether or not Freddie's characte...

In this episode we discuss Goosebumps weddings, soups with an "outside and an inside", using a "little pail" for trick or treating, some new and disturbing Pingu intel, the potential for a Supermash Bros Goosebumps mashup, the Flubber trailer, the brilliance of R.L's allegory work, Maddy's dad pretending to be a Plant Daddy, "doing the rainforest", Liv's hatred for a nondescript  cap, hunting worm...

In this episode we discuss how Pingu was pissing all the time, how irresistible aluminum wrapped chocolates are, Liv's crazy real life Ring story, the era of chainmail, fruit juice frozen concentrates, the jarring beauty of Naomi Watts, Maddy's obsessive fruit drawing stage, whether Samara leaves voicemails,  the Sarah Rue phenomenon, what makes a horse commit suicide, our sinister theory about th...

In this episode we discuss the Pavlovian effect of MSN dings, Maddy's experience eating a Pop Tart, going BONANAS for banana bear paws and fruit roll-up, the absolutely sinful nature of a Ritz cracker, LiLo's new upcoming xmas flick, how Dawsons say the darnedest things, Joey's 5 o'clock shadow baby hair bangs, Jack being gay (!!!) in a frat, CMM and his leather bracer, how writers love using "no...

In this episode we discuss Jan Arden and her music stylings, our brand spanking new Patreon, maddy getting hacked by a bot named Mabdy, Fun Dip, the feeling of comfort from an extensive menu, Liv being beleaguered by Busy Philips, Dawson and Grams as BFFs, us being under siege by a government entity, sorority urban legends, the rivalry between FOH & BOH, nudes, our ol' pal CMM, why a baby, and SO...

When it comes to dissecting the worst of Dawson's Creek, there's really just nothing to say or do but to "go BONANAS" from the sheer horror of it all. Get out your gravol and your sea sickness pills cause honey? SHE'S A ROUGH ONE!   In this episode we discuss death by ice cream scoop, why it's called a "cowlick", getting lit to Super Mash Bros, Maddy training hr daughter to jump on celebs, our dis...

In this episode we discuss the 2000's craze for The Fray, all of our TIFF celeb sightings, Boston Pizza cactus cuts, our postpartum towards other people's kids, Dawson Leery's dastardly cameo, how "dog eating the heart" should be a new tv term, the chokehold of sidebangs, Sirens-style bejeweled empire waist tops and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 

In this episode we discuss feelings about Viva Puffs, a HUGE Tim Horton's update, falling asleep with junk food, "Mm wacha say" as the antidote to Lizzo's sonic warfare, feeling so over it re: Chrismukkuh, wishing we looked like Willa Holland, the owl theory as it applies to the ladder fall, Tenet & the laws of opposite world as it pertains to poop, being comatose bunk mates at the  hospital, what...

In this episode we discuss drinking DC's at FanExpo, a possible live show (!?!), Liv getting married on a log ride at Center Island, people who chew a lot because of an NDE, being comfy cozy, watching Lifetime movies about men in walls, Facebook sponsored ads for full blown SMUT, doing Christian-themed walking tours/haunted houses, Maddy's desperate need to be Freaky Friday'd, the Joe Louis/Hunny...

In this episode we discuss our upcoming debut at FanExpo, getting your babysitter's license, Tim Horton's pizza, the cheerleader effect of Raisin Bran, how Jenna Malone and Chris Klein are the same, cancelling Maddy for hating on Mandy Moore, being cool and Christian at the same time, Liv idolizing MLP for her venti sized drinks, the aerodynamics of the Captain Crunch hat hairstyle, the type-casti...

In this episode we discuss Liv eating troughs of potatoes, the 2 different chip camps (the good one and the stinky stinkpot one), Juni's wife Meghan Trainor, Floop's ear worms, getting dizzy as a kid, Maddy's fight with her dad about her precious flottie, being afraid of using the toilet post Deep Blue Sea, the "sexy" Nail Nail nurse character, George Clooney's cameo and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for...

In this episode we discuss bugs in bags, how much salami looks like space, texting with Uber drivers, Liv's ultra huge NYC "cursed" celeb sighting, Maddy's professional gripe with a child Alexa PenaVega, demand for crudely drawn SpongeBobs in elementary school, the mystery of Juni's warts, DVD players in minivans, Floop as a perverted Elon Musk, wanting to be in a cave underwater, JoGo Levitt's tw...

In this episode we discuss tales from our spring break, the international epidemic of bathrooms with frosted glass doors, opening up the toilet-based lines of communication with friends, the physics of Liv hating cheese and loving cheese pizza, Maddy spiraling out about being 30, what Laguna means to us, Republican candidate Rofl Mayo, whether reality is real, how blonde reigns supreme, the rebell...

In this episode we discuss the Frasier theme song, Howard Stern for some reason, Liv's wild encounter with a masssssive "celeb" from American Pie, watching the show Bones as a sign for mental illness, a blowout FFC (hint "Blue's Clues bathroom time" is involved), being an Uncle Jesse or Uncle Joey Girl, Chumbawumba as a substitute for "chub rub", Danny Tanner as the OG SD, how empty this house is,...

In this episode we discuss the absolute hell of password culture, baby's first hemorrhoid, an unwanted Space Update from the James Webb  telescope, California Sandwiches, the Jennifer Aniston salad, the invention of riding boards in pools, the most depraved brother-sister scene of all time, the horrorshow of the Slinky scene, doing fedora-based tricks and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and w...

In this episode we discuss Maddy's impending big 3-0, Liv's tragic tale of her 3-0, Horndog Corner, nuts, the word "undercarriage", needing to have all the boarding paraphernalia, wanting to BE Nikki Reed, knowing in your heart that you are California, thinking Ajax was the surf capital of Ontario, wanting to be a teenager in the 70s, which Lord of D you'd wanna be/have, the Heath of it all, the h...

In this episode we discuss the pandemonium of the inaugural 30GO13 Livestream, Maddy's gasoline-flavoured 'chos, getting a PHD in "Buffy", "Josh" Whedon, being an Anthony Stewart Head-Head, how much the intro song slaps, Liv's love of Pizza Pizza's musical curation, Xander's "brother from Bring It On" vibes, how greasy hair was in the 90's, ugly vampires, Bones, calling an ice cream shop a bar, wh...

In this episode we discuss Maddy's big trip to 'wood to wig hunt, Celeb Sighting Corner, the ongoing feud between Millenials and Gen Z's, "fun" facts about Friends, the difference between "finance prudes" and "finance bros", Olivia's dark days as a Wanted Kitten Cuddler, our hatred for our child selves for hating Phoebe, the ol' "poop and shower" trick, Ross and Monica as patient zero for brotherl...

In this episode we discuss the era of "scouts" being everywhere, reading the Gossip Girl literature, Liv wanting to b her b's out about Lizzo's sonic warfare, whether or not kids still read, how Big Scarf had a hand in this ep, Maddy wanting mouth-ial reconstruction, haircuts that are shroomial in nature,  the casting of Erik Van der Woodsen, reading books in the boy's section, hating Rufus Humphr...

In this episode we discuss even more colour combos/ensembles/accessories from LaSenza Girl, how JacobJr. exclusively catered to elementary school recitals, dressing in businesswoman trousers and blouses as a kid, those lil hair diamonds, how almanacs work, Jackal Johnson ASMR, cheetah vernacular, bullying via quizzes, the found footage of Toto in the well and SO MUCH MORE!!!  Thanks for listening...