30 Going On 13

In this episode we discuss Liv's jetlag and all her Parisian brags about being in Paris, the dream of having a Guiseppe-based wedding proposal, Maddy's stance that it's cheugy to drink iced lattes in Europe, how unsettling an inconsistent laugh track is, what's going on with band teachers, if Salem is end game for Sabrina, the genius innovation that was e-cards, how random/Ebaum's world/salad fing...

In this episode we discuss watching Maury after school, how Wednesdays are for piano lessons, the different iterations of the steamroller game, whether or not the royal family knew about Passions, being a "carnival chair person", whatever happened to Timmy and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 

We chat Boston Pizza smells, Nanaimo bars, Happy the Narc, Rev Camden, Annie Camden, holding a joint like it's the ring from LOTR, no one being cool in this episode, Beverley' Mitchell's race car movie for 2 seconds, weed and sperm count? And a buncha other stuff! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 

This week, we're talkin' "What's Your Thing", "House Hippo", "Smart As You" and the chart-topping hit "Don't Put It In Your Mouth". All can be found on the holy grail that is Youtube. Run don't walk!!!  Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 

In this episode we discuss the need to stop making fun of podcasters, our stance on Miss Vickie's All Dressed chips, Maddy's descent into a full blown princess pig in the 'Peg, the luxuriousness of eating snacks in hotel beds, the cringe of the Ned's Declassified kids begging for a reboot, Raven's comedic genius, getting complimented by missionaries, The Social aka The View, booger fountains, the...

In this episode we discuss hating music but loving band tees, the blaspheme of the term "frogging", Liv's genius idea for a horror tableau (TmTmTm), the transition into a fullblown Pigpen Pig Princess in  the 'Peg, Maddy's HUGE (annoying) announcement, whether or not we could work Below Deck Med, how much we hate Guiseppe the pizza mascot, the bop that is the  intro music, how Ronald Reagan was a...

In this episode we discuss having a crush on the Grinch, Tim Horton's documented history of refusing to toast their bagels, fraudulent puppacinos, the correlation of being a Big & Jess girl vs. an Aiden & Dean girl, the upside of getting ghosted in the 90s, the human atrocity that is the Texas Micky, the natural maturation into a Miranda/Rizzo type, Liv's intrusive memory regarding a purse full of...

In this episode we discuss getting/giving pink eye via black bottom liner, what came first the hot cereal dino egg or the dino, Maddy's slew of wine bot followers, the absolute hell of streaming add-ons, Liv's potential manslaughter of a little old lady, the hierarchy of illegal downloading links (i.e Putlocker is king), thinking that Californication means "being Californianized", the mystery age...

In this minisode we discuss Maddy's intro to double-doggie mom life, childhood vs. adult friendships, Liv's signature hot cereal recipe, having an insatiable need to ingest carbon, crumbs in the bed, the toxicity of having Ritz in the house, the advent of the OBB aka one bite brownie aka farm-to-table artisanal treats, the latest instalment of "What You Watchin' Mate Corner", all the hate for the...

In this episode we discuss the Era of Blue, the current 7th Heaven renaissance, crying headaches, Dill from Stickin' Around's famous saying "hooooooly mackerel", whether Maddy caused her stinking problem from excessive deoderant use, msn talk IRL, Liv's infamous Betsey Johnson bag she spent her teen life savings on, a "restaurant opening" for a pita pit, needing to ask for hot sauce consent, boys...

In this episode we discuss Braceface getting her period while rollerblading, Ruthie Camden's Maxim cover, what makes a hatter go mad, different ways people celebrate tax season, Maddy's skill of laundering money from herself, how writers are obsessed with making junior/high school a "jungle", the star power of Coconut Head, whether it was God or Jesus who wrote the bible, the perils of using no-na...

In this episode we discuss jugs & knockers during Ailments Corner, the mentality (emphasis on the mental) of preferring to get an F over a B, how visceral Doodle Bears are, the shocking results of the poll regarding Maddy's huge sin at BP, how big of a doghead Simon is, how the MAGA movement started with Rev Camden, getting arrested for "petty larceny", Matt & Mary as ultimate couple goals, how Re...

In this episode we discuss the emotional come-down from our infamous Comicon live show (including Joel's MASSIVE blunder), our thoughts and prayers for our number one gal Amanda Bynes, the giant elephant in the room, the agenda of trying to make Christians look sexy and cool, the horrifying RELIC that is "pet stores", the parents' raging nymphomania, whether doing a headstand gives you your period...

Despite the fact that the "announcer" (aka Liv's own life partner of 6 years) said the podcast name as "30 on 13 going on", do not fear, you are in fact listening to the correct podcast recording. Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 

In this episode we discuss our huge upcoming live show at Comicon, a "heartwarming" story about Buffy saving a family's life, the classic "Southern Bell" character, refusing to watch Homeward Bound or ANY movie with sad animal stuff, the era when an earring was a major part of being gay, how shocking  it is to see Ryan Gosling as a goof, how this ship is running a human trafficking operation, whet...

In this episode we discuss Liv's bois doing Globetrotter tricks (allegedly), how men doing scootin' or sparklin' or perchin' gives us the ick, the all-time worst dialogue of the movie, doing PDA's in line for rollercoasters as teens, how annoying it is that Bella didn't even try for their big school debut, going mudding, how flaccid we are when the vamps start vampin' out, the biology of vampires...

In this episode we discuss our complete lack of emotion except for Intervention, all things TLC aka the Tender Love & Care channel, where we're at with our Edward-induced sickness, how much teen Maddy would have loved the attention from a near-death accident, the love triangle plot line with the Volvo aka Volva, if Carlisle's hot, teen Liv being convinced a boy would fall in love with her cause of...

In this episode we discuss the elephant in the room ie. the 1-star saga, the inaugural Liv's Fitness Corner, HUGE news regarding a potential special guest at our upcoming Comic-Con appearance, fantasizing about blowing up our lives to run away with Edward, all the things that Ed does that give us the ick, how fashion isn't appreciated/is mocked by school boys, K-Stew's signature halting way of spe...

In this episode we discuss Liv being a rube while watching her lil tv programs, Maddy paying a group of "medical professionals" to photograph her naked body, the relic that is spray tanning, treating Camp Rock like it's rehab, the story of "baby shoes for sale never worn", Demi's humongous smile, the trauma of getting your braces off, all the sinister dialogue from Uncle Brown, working in customer...

In this episode we discuss our utterly horrendous dining experience in an epic joint FFC, being a boss babe She-E-O, Liv's review of her flight of Terry's choco o's, Maddy's professional jealousy of Disney kids, watching Hot Tunes news before work/school, why it should be called Camp Pop, all the Raise Your Voice parallels, dresses over jeans, the phenomenon of Allison Stoner, working as a child a...

In this episode we discuss the trauma of last week's  technological failure, Maddy's Oscars/Oscars Snub List/Razzies snuff/snub, how this show turned a generation of kids against the BDSM community, verbal ticks, Canadian (lack of) production value, how goo-based everything was in the 90s, having a sexual awakening to Bane & Poison Ivy, having knock-off Baby-G watches, the dynamic between Wink and...

In this episode we discuss whether or not we're like "young men with podcasts", an update for Athletic Greens Corner, Liv does a TikTok dance, how Diva Cups work, all the Grease parallels, the forced camradery of vacations, whether Justin and Kelly died on the boat, the start of the funky hair era, the classic girls vs. boys dance move, the infamous hovercraft joisting scene, the classic "when som...

In this episode we discuss getting your hair done at the mall, having sourdough bread for the first time aka puberty, microwaving hot dog buns after school, Kelly Clarkson's skunk-flick hairstyle, staying at 1-star  motels with friends, choreographed towel dancing, the utterly unforgettable nature of the music, the "Promoter Guy" archetype from days of yore, latching onto the "too cool for school"...

In this episode we discuss dreams of being a Nepo Baby, Maddy's family trip to the mall, "hilarious" car decals, not getting hit on, the opening 9/11 reference, being a Hugh Gurl, the horrendous fat shaming of Natalie and more, Colin Firth being typecast as the "Hot Cuck", the mindblowing age gap between Keira Knightley and Sam, Mia the receptionist aka the biggest villain in history, how much Liv...

In this episode we discuss scary holiday music, Ryan Atwood's anti-crypto stance, Sosie Bacon, Liv's miserly behaviour with her wrapping materials, the major anti-vegetarian agenda, the shots fired at Airbnb, Maddy's famous phobia of step-parents, what it means to be "in the ski travel business", the concept of the "Christmas Girlfriend", the undeniable chemistry between Tad and the fisherman, Cho...