2 Bald Dads

It’s that time of week again, it’s 2BD time baby! This week we’ve got you covered in what is one of our hugest episodes yet! We’re talking ageing gracefully, if you want to find out how the dads have managed to stay youthful through the years now if your chance! We’re also talking the bald man’s third eye/fifth chakra and a classic dad moment combo sure to knock your socks right off*! * 2 Bald Dad...

We’ll it’s been one of the industries worst kept secret for years but finally the 2 Bald Dads are coming out… of lockdown! What awkward interactions are we going to have to navigate in this new world, is it worse to touch elbows or scrotums? Find out these and more in this weeks huuuuuuge episode! We’re also talking mean kids that can be anywhere between the ages of 5-15 and the curse of the pendu...

This is an art attack… this is an art attack… this. is. not. worth. it. This is our craftiest episode yet and you know what, we’re done with crafts. Whether it’s the waste of money, the ruined furniture or the clean up. We’re here to tell you why Kraftwerk with you kids is 100% not worth it! We’re also talking kids copying us, with creepy results and also THE SWOOPENING 🦅

The dad’s are back for another huge episode!! This week they’re taking down creepers, specifically their sons. How old is too old to creep? When does personal space become important? Why is Matt’s son displaying some of Chris’ alarming behaviour?!  They’re also talking dog piss, taking on the high brow topics. If you’ve ever wanted to know who is responsible for a dogs piss listen to find out! ALS...

In another stunningly huge episode this week the Dads are taking down one of the worlds most hated establishments… Hollywood. Why are bald men always Villains? We’re breaking down some of histories greatest monsters to get to the bottom of it! We’re also finding out who’s father/son dynamic has already hit son bullying dad stage. Finally let us shock you… you may be in possession of 1 if not 2 if...

Happy birthday Dads!! We’re talking all things Father’s Day, how did we do? What makes a good Father’s Day? Will the Goganovski Curse take the day off?? Not likely! We’re also talking zoom nicknames and why you should change them before work. And POV cleaning porn, is this the next level of clean-freakiness??? Note: this is a quiche heavy episode for those who are lactose intolerant

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!! It’s Fathers Day/Every dad’s birthday baby! This year the dads are a little wiser…and a little more demanding. We’re talking all things dads day, what do we want, what do we expect??? Tune in to find out who the Father’s Day diva is, it’s probably exactly who you think. We’re also talking VBAC, dangerous dongs and pressure cleaning. Huge episode!!

Hey dadders, we’ve got a very special episode this week. We’re taking on the hottest hot topic we ever have. Marriage. Chris is sitting on a theory that he believes can save YOUR marriage, is he right? Probably not, but hell, we’ll have some fun along the way. Also long awaited conclusion to Coops vs stairs and why do dishwashing tablets look so damn delicious! 

The dads are back in business baby! We’ve put our rants to rest and we’re back doing what they do best, giving sage parenting advice.  This week we’re taking on our first sequel topic - shit kids names. There’s just too much meat on these boners to leave it at one ep.  They’re also talking incredible landings and even more incredible twin tales. Looking for a great episode… CONsider it done! 

The dads are steaming hot this week!!! We had a plan for a normal episode but things get heated as Chris steams up over his dealings with a dodgy travel agent. The steam steams up even more as Matt steams up over his own issues. It’s one helluva steamy episode and we know you’ve all been there so tune in and steam up! #GoToGateAreShit

We've wrangled a young buck with 4 kids under 4.... what on earth was he thinking! Meet the Flange, as he casually runs us through the chaos that is parenting 4 kids.

We’re all feeling the pinch in lockdown but don’t stress! Sunshine and the Mentos Man have got your back!  We’re talking our top tips to get through lockdown. We’re talking how to keep the kids busy while keeping your sanity. We’re also talking some classic listener mail and a Spotify revelation so earth shattering it has the potential to… shatter the earth. Take that to the bank and smoke it!

Some Macedonian IT magic has allowed a couple of podcasting blokes in hardcore lockdown to keep calm and carry on!! We’ve got som huge pregnancy news so we dive into the nuts and bolts of going “round two”! The highs the lows, the expectations?? The dads leave no kidney stone unturned  Matt also has a tremendous dad hack that you only have a limited time to utilise…

With Sydney heading into week 2 of its dreaded, oppressive lockdown,  the dads are bringing the business with another very special episode. After the roaring success of part 1 of the wives edition the dads are dropping the chronologically logical part 2!  This week the infamous MyAmber gets her chance to turn the tables and ask the tough questions! Shut the funk up!??! This one could go anywhere!

The spicy cough is back and its forced the dads into locked down again! So this week we're swapping out  Macedonian Matt for The Shaz! Thats right Chris' dear wife Shaz is our very special guest, and she found herself a little too comfortable in Matt's chair.  

This week the Dads harken back for their 1 year review of dadding. What went well and what would they change… probably heaps! Are we getting our yearly dad pay-rise.. probably not! The dads also cover heroic spider-related family saving moments and take on Dr Google, look out!!! Chris has a special treat for all the Latin listeners out there, olay!!

Matts Back Guys... and he's back bigger and balder than ever This week the dads tackle some of the best and worst items we've bought or have been gifted for our children. Were they useless? did  our children hate them and they've sat in storage since we got them?....perhaps.

This week the dads are joined by the Dean of Mean, The Dean of Admissions, Hoop Deans himself! As a new dad, Dean gives a very graphic and unnerving retelling of his birth journey to our very own Tracey Grimshaw (Chris) "I hope you've had your week-bix, this episode is a belter" - Mike Whitney

The dads are back….to the future???? That’s right babez the dads are looking back (…to the future???) to have a look at things our kids will never understand. We’re talkin dial up internet, we’re talking fax machines and we’re talking other stuff. We’re also covering Chris’ favie way to be woken up in the morning and guess who’s copped the first declaration of love?! Where we’re going we don’t nee...

This week the dads touch on a real touchable topic. Is teasing your kids a) heaps funny ✅ or b) child abuse ❌ ??? Spoiler: we’re leaning towards it being heaps funny. Also it’s rant city baby, population: Dads. You want rants we got em! We’re ranting about traffic and chocolate bars, classic dad stuff

This week the dads talk about where they get their inspiration from.....TV! We're talking our top TV dads. Who are we most like? You be the judge. hey also tackle pointless USB plugs, Schnitty-ing phones and why you should never turn your back on a toddler!

The dads talk what is fast becoming the Mother’s Day weekend! What went well? What didn’t? The dads deliver some pro-tips about present buying and some pitfalls to avoid! Also covered: how to deal with a beer soaked toddler and what’s the deal with gym scales?! “Listen. To. This. Podcast” - Oprah

Happy Mothers day! The Dads really provide some of the most mediocre advice on how you can tackle this years mothers day head on. If our many years of awful gift giving to our own mothers is anything to go by,  our wives are certainly in for a real treat!!

The boys are back, but not in town...... in fact out of town this week on their first ever weekend away with friends and children inclusive.  Come on a journey of “what not to do” on your own weekends away with children....

The dads bring in an extra special friend for an incredibly intellectual debate. Thats right, Handsome Scott is back to share his wisdom and to share the first instalment of "The Adventures of Rat Boy"