2 Bald Dads

In the world of dadding podcasts, bald dads are especially heinous. These dedicated dads are part of an elite squad called 2 Balled Dads… these are their stories. We’ll let the pigeons loose, we’re back for a huge, albeit tiny season!! We so excited to have made it to season 7 we’ve decided to go out on top! That’s right, it’s with heavy hearts and bald heads that the dads step away from the mikes...

Could you have ever imagined that we would be here? Rounding out arguably our biggest ever season with our biggest ever episode!! It’s time to get back in de Klüb, but not any Klüb, de Christmas Klüb!! This week, after much anticipation we’re taking on the Arnie classic holiday romp Jingle All the Way! Pour some sugar on me baby! Join us as we see out Season 6 and 2025 with a real bang! Like, revi...

Well well well, have we got a treat for you! A little morsel for your listening pleasure. Come in close and really squint your ears cause do we have an ep for you! This week it’s our hot topic episode, with a twist. That’s right, we’ve brought in the big guns this week, the one, the only, THE SHAZZ! We’ve brought her in cause we’re talking something we’re not great at.. decluttering. How do you de...

Welcome back sports fans! If you’re just tuning in, stop what you’re doing, pull over, relax and get ready for 30 of the most sensual podcasting minutes of your life. We’re back with a classic dad moment ep! This week we’re talking fresh fashion choices and how to dress to your heritage. We’re also talking a classic sadly faux pas! Hot miners is back this week, join us as we delve deep into the co...

We are so back…again! After what seems like an eternity the band is back together. This is not a drill, pull over, unzip your pants and get busy listening to the 16th greatest bald dad parenting podcast the internet has to offer! It’s time to get you choc-tips at the ready, this we week we’re back in de Klüb! We’re taking on the oft missed Pixar movie Onward, a dad heavy offering that really pulls...

What a difference a week makes! I know a large contingent of you were pre-pulled (over) last Thursday at 4:59 in anticipation for the new ep drop, and we can apologise enough for not coming through with the goods. 2BD HQ has been ravaged by the flu, we couldn’t risk both of us going down so we made to tough decision to step away for the week. But this week we’re back!!… sort of. This week we’re su...

Can you believe it’s Thursday again?! Here you, pulled over, side of a busy road, just having a whale of a time listening to two of deadliest dads on the airwaves. What a time to be alive! This week… we have to warn you… it’s pretty vomit heavy… don’t say we didn’t want you.. while one dad has been dealing with the virus from heck the other has been dodging food poisoning like the plague! Hot mine...

We are Dads with a particular set of skills, a set of skills that make us a nightmare for podcast listeners like you. Believe it or not, that’s not Liam Neeson, that pure 2BD. That’s right, we’re back in da Klüb and this time we’re taking a romp around Paris to save take down an Albanian human trafficking ring! Join us as we take on taken and view what might be the greatest movie dad of a time! Li...

Aloha! It’s been a huge week while we’ve been living on island time, sipping a few bintangs. We’re sorry to leave you in the lurch l but we’re back, and we’re dadder than ever! This week we have a huge topic for you to sink your little talons into. We’re talking the differences between our kids, especially around toilet training and bed transitions. How do you sort completely different kids out wi...

Who can it get better than this?? It’s Thursday, you’re pulled over and listening to 2 of the Baldest, mediocre-est dads in the business. Slap yourself cause you’re not dreaming it’s 2BD Time!! We’ve got a classic Dad moment do this week where we’re talking elite dadding at a scale we’ve yet to see, really arousing stuff! We’re also giving props to the peoples champion on his being day! Hot miners...

Ladies and Gentlemen, Get your Choc-tops at the ready, stubs flubbed and holes in the bottom of your popcorn boxes. It’s time for another huge night at de Klüb! This week we’re taking on the 2015 comedy Daddy’s Home. Super funny? Yep! Slamming Hotties? Yep! And that’s just the podcast hosts. Join us as we take a peek into this movie absolutely teeming with dad-ness. Like, review and subscribe! Get...

Don’t let it be said that the dads don’t take on the taboo topics! Off the back off some pretty untidy going ons the Dads are taking a pretty uncomfortable look into boys in daycare.. are their days numbered? Let the Dads tread carefully as we navigate this nasty topic. Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Can you believe it’s the start of the tri-week already!! A fresh start for a cuppla fresh faced/severely aged dads! This week we’ve got a classic dad moment ep where we’re talking the odd choices our kids make in library and how to go about capturing that which should never be handled by human hands. Hot Miners is back! This week we once again delve into the hellscape that is Facebook marking plac...

Get your skivvies at the ready! You came here for a cultural phenomenon and boy have you come to the right place, Because we’ll be talking about one! It’s time to stub up and enter the 2 Dad Cinema Klüb!!! We’re taking in the huge sensation that is K-Pop Demon Hunters. It’s right in the zeitgeist and we’re all over it. Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobaldda...

Let the dogs out, Heya, yippie yi yo! It’s time to crack another stone cold, certified gold 30 minutes of audio parenting pleasure. Come, join us in the pleasure palace… This week we have a huge hot topic ep for you, we’ve bolstered our usual guests from 2, to an impressive 3! This week we’ve brought in the big guns, a mysterious teacher from the Sydney region, and with good reason. This week we’r...

It’s Thursday motherlovers, let’s get serious about getting silly. The Dads are back with another huge, hijinks filled ep cumming at you with the suction of an aeroplane dunny! It’s a classic dad moment ep where we look into letting you kids make their own mistakes regarding fashion faux pas and what to do when your smack bang in the middle of an epidemic. Hot miners returns a with huge, steaming...

Roll up, roll up and please, flub your stub… I don’t want to see one unflubbed stub. Get your choc-tops creamy, cause it’s time for 2 Dad Cinema Klüb! This week we’re looking into the “classic” 1989 cumming of age, Steve Martin starring, Parenthood. A movie that definitely exists. Join us as we look into the mediocre highs and crushing lows of this kinda sad movie. Like, review and subscribe! Get...

For the love of all that is Dadly, it’s freaking Thursday and the Dad are here for another audio orgy cumming straight in your ear holes! We’ve got a classic hot topic episode this week where we’re looking back on our first season of kids footy. Join us as we look into some of the special creatures we came across on the side line and we talk about how not to be a jerk as a jr sports team parent. L...

Howdie Doodie amigos, pull that car over cause it’s Thursday, and you know what that means.. it’s 2 Bald Dads time! This week we have a huge dad moment episode, but not before….RANT CITY..and this one is coming straight from the crisper! Once we’ve all simmered down, we’re back talking big questions especially ones that really hit you in the feels and what to do when someone finally falls asleep o...

Good morrow, let us gingerly touch our tips together as we get our stubs out and enter de klüb. That’s right lovers it’s time for another episode of the 2 Dad Cinema Klüb!! Join us as we look back on the 08 classic comedy that is Role Models, an absolute belter of a movie. How will the dads spin this bad boy? Tune in to find out. Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta o...

Gobble Gobble mother lovers cause it’s mutha-pluckin turkey time! It’s everyone’s favourite time of the week where we sit down and just bloody talk a bit of turkey. The dads are back and we’re talking wastage woes. Come with us on a personal journey as we look into why wastage is both a parents greatest friend l and greatest foe. Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta o...

It’s been a while, but it’s rant city baby, population 2BD universe! Strap in and strap on cause we’re back! This week we have a classic dad moment episode cumming in your ear holes. We’re talking potty mouthed kids while opening a world of pure parenting imagination! Hot miners is back this week, Chris has finally joined to local community page, so we check into see how it’s definitely enriched h...

Roll up roll up and Get your stubs out cause it’s time for another trip to de Klüb. This week the the dads take on a stone cold classic film: Hook! That’s right, Winter Williams is in full effect and shows no signs of easing. Join us for a nostalgia trip to never land, home to Phil Collins and Glenn Close. Bangarang! Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads...

Let’s get bizzzzzay baby cause lunch is served and you know what they say, lunch is a dish best served at school. The dads are back with a huge, and hot topic for you! This week we’re talking school lunches, why are they so annoying and wtf is with crunch and sip! Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Synchronise your watches, synchronise you cycles, synchronise whatever you have to cause the Dads are back! We have spun the tri-week-cycle wheel (name to be updated) and we’re at dad moment on the schedule! And do we have a belter for you, is so big it could barely be contains to one episode!! This week we’re talking following through with silly threats to prove a point and what happens when a da...