2 Bald Dads

Hellllllllo you wicked wicked listeners! 2BD are back and this time you’ll find us in da Klüb! Which Klüb?? Why the 2 Dad Ciñema Klüb of course! Where the tickets are cheap and all popcorn boxes come with holes pre cut in the bottom. This week we’re taking on an absolute, stone cold classic. It’s Mrs Bloody Doubtfire! Strap on while we have a look at Robin Williams ready going for it in a realllll...

Strap in Dad-fans cause 2BD are serving you up your tri-weekly steaming hot pile of dadly-knowledge! That’s right pull your pants down, get comfortable with a little lotion and listen up to the biggest tri-weekly pod in the tri-state area! This week in the tri-week cycle we have a hot topic ep, and what a hot topic it is, like lava it is! This week we’re tackling the big curly questions that our k...

How do you top episode 200, the largest, in chargest 2BD episode of all time?! HOW?!?!?!? Easy.. with episode 201 of course! Not ones to sit on our laurels the Dads are back, balder and fatter than ever!! We’re hitting the ground with a classic dad moment ep where we talk being body shamed by a bird how to deal with the universe trying to do everything it can to extend bedtime. Hot Miners is back...

They said I could t be done, they said it shouldn’t be done, Matt’s Dad said we’d run out of juicy ‘tent… Well today is the day we say nay to the nay sayers because we’ve bloody made it to 200 episodes, approximately* This gravy train shows no sign of slowing down, we’ve got an absolute smelter of an ep. You love da Klüb, you want more Klüb. Well we’re here to deliver a full episode lengths 2 Dad...

Well hello hello and a Howdie Doodie to you toodie! It’s been a minute, but we’re back and balder than ever!! This week we’ve got a huge, huuuuuuge, huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge hot topic episode for you, it’s gonna huge! This week we’re talking names and we’re guiding you through the 89 names that are banned in this great country of ours. It’s gonna be a tough listen if you’re a neo-nazi or a certifi...

Get your bloody rant pants on cause bah gawd it’s been a while! 2bd are hitting you right between the thighs with a juicy rant right off the bat! We know you’re pining for it, and call us Karl Malone cause we always deliver! We’ve got dad moments too! We’re talking about watershed parenting times and taking stock of where we’re at, it’s vastly different! Hot miners is back this week where see look...

Pull over dad-kissers! Legally we can’t ask you to continue unless you are completely stationary. We’re gonna need your full attention while we rock your socks, audibly of course. Schwing. This week we’re burning down the hottest of hot topics! We’re looking into our favourite situational beers, what realllllly tantalises our tastebuds and what situations makes a beer more than just a beer, you fe...

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, 2BD proudly brings to you, the podcast champions of the world!!!! The g-Dogg Matty G, the Bad Dad Chrissy W, the Two. Bald. Dadssssssssss We’re back baby with another huge dad moment ep this week and we’re cumming at you thick and creamy! This week we’re looking. At kids saying the darndest things and how it’s gotten us into hot water. Th...

Who let the Dad’s out? Who? Who? Who? Who? It’s time pull your mother-loving cars over and peel your ears cause it’s Dad time! This weeks hot topic has us looking back on our school daze as we prep for our 20 year reunion! It feels like school was 5 years ago so it wild that we’ve found ourselves here! Join us as we look back at some school shenanigans and delve into what makes a good reunion! Lik...

Introducing the chocolate dad-fish, in the hotdog flavoured podcast, bring it on!! We’ve got a real creamy episode that we’ve creamed up to 11 on the creamer scale. It’s a classic dad moment episode where we’re talking near death experiences, what happens when you take a shot at the queen, we’re also talking creepy cinema toilet ghosts, wOoOoOoOoooo Everyone’s favourite segment hot miners is back...

..And on the 4th day of the week, all the super fans pulled over, and yay they said, for the Dads have risen! Blessed are the ears that are open to the dad’s audio salvation! This week we’re taking on, and taking down Easter, particularly the Easter hat/bonnet parade. Dubs tee eff is with the Easter hat parade? Bit of craft for mum and dads that don’t have the time or skills to complete?? Who has...

Pucker Up Dad Kissers! That’s right, pucker up those ear drums and kiss those daddy sound waves. The dads are back with an indescribably huge episode! We have our classic dad moments to kick things off, we’re talking how to compose yourself when your patience is tested to the max, we’re also talking a classic mum stitch up with hilarious hijinx!! The bloody 2 Dad Ciñema Klüb returns!! And do we ha...

Take my strong hand and help me up cause there’s another ep of 2 Bald Dads for your Thursday… and we know you’re thirsty for it! That’s right, we’re back for an episode of mammoth proportions! This weeks hot topic is about our ageing dad bods where the mind is willing but the body is unable. We’re talking aches and pains, clicks in the knee, getting up off the couch, LUMBAR STRETCHES! If that does...

Well hello hello and a howdy doody to you toody! It’s the Toody Bald Dads here to take your Thursdays from 6 to midnight! This week we’re back with a classic dad moment ep, get amongst it! We’re talking why some kids can be mean, especially the ugly ones! We’re also talking our experience at the whistling house, with bonus wasp! Hot Miners (don’t google it) is back! This week we’re looking into th...

Howdy freakin doody paint sniffers! That’s right, the Dads are back with your weekly heaping of dadly dadderness. And boy do we have a real hog-cracker of an episode for you today! This week we’ve got a classic hot topic, no fluffing each other, straight to the point… with a few detours along the way. This week we’re talking coaching, with one of us coming out of coaching and one of us stepping in...

Well hello hello and a goody doody to you toody!! Whatever you doing, stop, pullover, go into a fugue-like state because you are going to want to hear this! We’re back with another huuuuuge dad moment episode.. but with a twist. This week we’re talking ageing existential crises and what to do when your kids are accidentally exposed to something that rhymes with schnine schmeleven. But the big news...

The Dads are back and we’re ready to hit you right between the cheeks with our juicy ‘tent!! Howdy doody superfans l, get ready for our first hot topic of 2025!! We can’t escape it, this week we’re talking our first day of big school! What went well and what didn’t go so well. True to form we’ll be offering sage, yet unsolicited, parenting advice to make your school transition as smooth as the bon...

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the podcast. 2 bald dads are back to lay some serious parenting cable! This week we’re back to regular programming with our dad moments of the week. We’ll be talking how to defuse a tense situation after a brutal mega disc attack and why you should never get your nappy rash creams mixed up! Hit miners are back this week to talk about our Spotify da...

May the 6th (Season) be With You… These are the dads you’re looking for… We are your Bald Father… Dad or Dad not, there is no try.. and other Star Wars related quotes. If we’re quoting Star Wars it can only mean one thing… we are flipping back. We are back for what not only promises to be our 6th season but also our latest season!!! If you’re driving, pull that shit over and lend us your ears caus...

Hell-Ho Hell-Ho Hell-Ho and a howdy doody to you bloody toody! We can’t believe we’ve made it through another year! We’re saving the best till last as we have an absolute belter of an episode for you! Our dad moment this week is about one of the dads getting final destinationed. We’ve got a huge hot miners this week, the dads have gone into each others Facebook archives and are bringing you best o...

Well well well, if it isn’t the pointy end of the pointy end of the year. Here we are again but if you think The Dads are resting on their laurels you’d be wrong, dead wrong, you idiot. We’re hitting it harder than ever, getting the gains we so badly desire. So pull that car over and let’s get into it. This week we’re talking our recent weekend away and leaving you with some tantalising travel tip...

The band is back together, we’re turning it back with a classic and, as some would say, best 2BD line up! Pull over and let get moving! This week we’re talking millennial shaming, why must it cause such an existential crisis?!?! We’re also talking a bit of messy spill on a kid that is not partial to mess. Hot miners is back this week and we’re having a look at the special units the find the need t...

Matt normally writes this and its normally far more interesting and hilarious but I'm doing it this week and I've got as much creative writing skills as a lump of white dog shit. But none the less we welcome back The Shaz this week to help us in preparation for the most wonderful time of year... Xmas!

We are back babez! The OG dad krew are tearing it up just like old timez! We’re turning back the clock, to the week before last, and doing one of our classic dad moment eps. So pull the hell over and lend us your ears. This week we’re talking new horizons, new, exciting ways of hurting (unintentionally) our kids with an efficiency not before seen on pod! We’re also talk what to do when your kid is...

Hold on to you lime Rickeys sports fans, have we got a huuuuuge episode for you!!! This week we're changing things up a feature not 0, but 1 special guests. And what a guest we have, the one the only, the long suffering MyAmber!! MyAmber is here to take on the totally legit list of the hottest bald men of 2025. Who's a hotty and who's a notty? Who knows maybe we'll a little learn something about o...