Chris and Matt
2 Bald Dads
Unsolicited parenting advice by two people who are unfit to give it.....
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Chris and Matt
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Feb 19, 2026
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Episodes
41. Hurt on Mum’s Watch 05.11.2024 35:05
Giddy up Dad fans! You have been officially juiced up and left dangle. Let the dads guide you through another huge week of parenting! This week we’ve got a classic dad moment ep. We’re taking what happens when the hurter becomes the non-hurter.. the hurtee?? Who knows! We’re also touching on Halloween and hitting all the big topics like lolly fallout. Hot miners is back this week and we’ve got a b...
40. 1st Year Big School Jitters feat. Handsome Scott 30.10.2024 37:34
2BD fans set your ears to turned on cause we have the hottest of hot episodes coming your way. Make sure you’re pulled over for one cause we’re back with the hot toddy himself, handsome Scott! Hot Scotty is taking us through the trials and tribs of the 1st year of big school. What are the pitfalls of the pick up and drop off, what are the WhatsApp groups like and most importantly, how to succeed a...
39. Drive and Spin Speed Dads 23.10.2024 34:46
Dads, mums, other category, lend us your earholes, we’d love to full them with our audio goodness! This week we’re back to our dad momies, and this week the momies are good, homie. Believe it or not we’re talking dadding but who’s dadding who? How does one dad dad another dad’s daughter, especially when that daughter is delightfully devilish? We’re also talking taking down the Big Dogs, we’re taki...
38. Patented 2BD Park Ranking Algorithm 16.10.2024 38:10
2BD fans start your engines.. then pull over and stop them, we’re gonna need for your full attention. This week we’re back with a huge, and hot, topic and you better believe we’re burning it down! We’re taking on our local parks and using our patented 2BD algorithm to give them a definitive ranking. Once again the dads are doing the hard work so you don’t have to! Which parks have toilets? which h...
37. The Dichotomy of The Dad 09.10.2024 30:57
Well hello and a howdy-doody to you toody!! Your back with The Dads, like trying on your favvie pair of undies let the dads secure your privates. We’re back with what can only be described as another huuuge episode, and we don’t use that term lightly. We’ve got a brand new seg for you to wrap your cheeks around this week. If the live debut of Spotify Questions! Hit us up on the Spot if you have an...
36. Scaredy Dads 02.10.2024 35:50
Get your kites out cause the Dads are about to put the wind up you! It’s another gusty episode with your 2 bald crusaders taking on all things dad. This week we’re burning down hot topic again with another belter. We’re talking brave dads vs scaredy dads. What are the jobs as dads that we do require some bravery and how do we (naturally cowardly) make it happen. Like, review and subscribe! Get in...
35. The Internet Came to Us 25.09.2024 37:13
It’s Thursday and you know what that means?! A steaming hot long of juicy pod for you to feast upon, audibly of course! Do we have an belter of an episode for you! This week we’re talking our dad moments. We’re talking what happens when you put the man who hates small talk into the ultimate small talk environment and how do you make an unattractive man even less desirable? Find out this week! We’r...
34. Potty Training Mach 2 18.09.2024 32:40
Gather round, peel your ears and get your Dad fix! We’re back for your listening pleasure and boy do we have a high brow ep in the cannon for you! This week we’re revisiting the hot topic of toilet training. How we’re tackling it second time around and how we’re (not) learning from past mistakes. Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
33. The Taste of Toilet Water 12.09.2024 38:02
Greetings spots fans! 2BD are back with a vengeance! Pitching a tent of content so tremendous it would make your father blush! This week we have a classic bi-weekly (?) dad moment ep. We’re talking brushes with death (lol) and what to with overly snitchy kids, Hot miners come roaring back this week where we investigate if AI is generating oddly specific content to parent shame us. Like, review and...
32. Father’s Day Extravaganza Comedown 04.09.2024 33:33
Well howdy doody and a huge happy birthday to all the creamy, dreamy dads out there! It’s dad’s Christmas, dad day, day of the dad, whatever you call it everyone agrees it’s the best day of the year! This week we’re celebrating all things dad with you Father’s Day Extravaganza Comedown! What went well? What didn’t? How do you avoid the dreaded Father’s Day hangover? We’ve got all the tips! Cream o...
31. Nationally Blacklisted 28.08.2024 38:47
Greetings Dad Kissers! Pucker those juicy bois up and get ready for the audio smooching of a lifetime. The 2 Bald Crusaders have returned with another belter of an ep! This week we’ve got some rip-roaring dad moments for you to sink your danglers into. We’re talking yelling at other peoples POS kids and how to handle farmers markets bully l, we’re also talking our ongoing feud with the pharmacy! L...
30. Extra Kid-ricular Activities 21.08.2024 36:51
Get back honky cats and set your state to aroused. The dads a back again this week for another schlocky shattering episode! This week we’re we’ve got a white hot topic for you to suckle on. We’re talking extra curricular kid activities. How do parents deal with the relentless requirement to keep our kids busy?!?! How much is too much? What about our other kids? Why is book week such a pain in the...
29. The Winter Sick-Soldiers 14.08.2024 36:41
2 Bald Dads recoiled like a cobra ready to strike your ear holes with our audio venom! We’re back for another huge dad moments ep. Newsflash: it’s winter, we’re all sick. Sick like dawwwwg if you catch my drift?? We’re approaching sickness from either end of the age scale with some real interesting results. We’re also gonna find out what really goes down in a chemist warehouse - it’s more interest...
Ask Dads Anything Pt2 07.08.2024 35:27
It’s been 5 long seasons since we open our hearts, minds and legs to the good people of the show. Alllllll the way back in season 1 we rolled out arguable one of our funniest episodes ever and now we’re running it back. Will we be able to recapture lightning in a bottle? You bet your bottom dollar we hope we can! We’re rerunning an ask dads anything, we’re 5 years wiser and the good people of the...
Staying One Lesson Ahead of the Kids 31.07.2024 35:53
Get back honky cats, The Dads are in your neighbourhood and we’re creepin around searching for your ear holes. We’re back this bi-week with our bi-episodinal goodness. If you want it, we’ve got it! This week we’re chatting reminders of our advanced age and sexual decline as well as a dad hack from a hack dad, yikes! Hot Miners is back this week and we’re peering into the seedy underbelly of rouge...
26. Kids #%*?ing Sing Songs, Ya Bish 24.07.2024 38:04
Yeah, you messing with some wet ass 2BD, Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass 2BD, Give me everything you got for this wet ass 2BD. That’s right freaks we are back and this time we mean biz-ness! This week we’re taking a detour and looking at the inappropriate songs that kids love and groove to even though their messages are less than ideal for little ears, let’s get a little spice people! Li...
25. Hello Kitty Horror Story 17.07.2024 34:45
What has 4 thumbs and delivers unsolicited parenting advice? 1 word: 2 Bald Dads! We’re back with some more audio-orgasms for your listening pleasure! It’s a huge dad moment ep this week, we’re talking what happens when one persons gift become another dads burden and we’re circling back to some classic/horrific small talk blunders. Hot Miners of the internet is back this week with a Hello Kitty Ho...
24. Birthday Blow Outs 10.07.2024 38:07
Dads are back and they are on fleek, no cap, no cap at all my fellow youths. You are not going to believe this but the dads are back! We’re back with a hot topique ep! What chit are we chatting this week?? Birthdays! Dusting off the old faithful birthday topic, but this time things have changed. The stakes have risen to heights never seen before! Listen in to find out how we tackle this meaty shaf...
23. What Does the Kids Say? 03.07.2024 35:51
Howdy campers! Get the garlic and stakes cause the dads have risen from the dead and we’re want to suck your pod! We’re back with a huge dad moment so this week where we try to decipher what in the heckin funk our kids are saying to us and just how reliable are sibling translators?! For hot miners this week we’re heading gown to the deep caverns on the mine (Facebook) to talk through the dirty und...
22. The Super Sub Shaz 27.06.2024 31:44
Better late than never...... Big Matt has been struck down by the deadly Dad-Flu and his absence has left a huge Macedonian hole in the Pod. So we've called in Chris' Wife, "The Shaz" and she's stepped up to take on the challenge. So we're talking newborns, tantrums, parenting 3 kids, and all the emotions involved! So strap in, strap on and enjoy!
21. May The Fore(skin) Be With You 19.06.2024 38:04
Good god we’re taking about circumcision.. we’re really doing it.. this is one you really want to pull over for, that’s right, the dads are back.. and this time it’s fallic! Your 2 bald crusaders have never shied away from the, dare I say, meaty topics. And this ep is no exception! Simply put we’re talking baby dicks and we’re not ashamed of it! Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddad...
20. The Dreaded Dad Flu 13.06.2024 33:16
2 Bald Dads… RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! You think you could stop us??? Nuh-freakin-uh!! Just when you thought it was safe to go back to driving, pull over! The dads have dusted themselves off and are ready desire you! This week it’s dad moments, we’re talking how good it feels to know you still got it.. what is it??? Well we’ll leave that for you to decide and we’re also talking the moneys dreaded thin...
19. Mad Baz the HoBo (Home Birther) 05.06.2024 53:32
Who let the mutha flippin dogs out?! Cause the Baha Dads are back! It’s another huge Thursday and we know the 2BD Fans have been absolutely stinging for more spicy ‘tent! We’ve got a massive ep this week where we are joined by good friend of the show Mad Baz. Baz is coming in hot off the birth of his second daughter. Pretty standard right?.. Well what we haven’t told you is that Mad Baz is a HoBo!...
18. 2 Kewl 4 Skool 29.05.2024 36:49
2BD fans Lend us your ear holes cause we are ready deposit our salty chat right into them. It’s everyone’s favvie time of the week and we will not disappoint! We’re back to shecduled programming this week with our dad moments. This ep were harkening back to a previous hot topic about school enrolments, where we’re at now and how to sneak into catholic school. We’re also talking hot miners were we...
17. Josh and the Birth Story Hallows: Part 2 22.05.2024 40:38
We know you’ve been on the edge of your seat, and we’ve been edging you all week! But the wait is over! We have, what might be, the hugest 2 part ep of all time. Did I just say 2 part ep? You’re goddamn right I did! This week we have part 2 of the 2 Part birth story of our great mate Josh Barry. Believe me when I say this is one of the all time great/harrowing birth stories! You don’t want to miss...
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