2 Bald Dads

This is not a drill. Pull the car over right now! Prep your ear holes cause we are cumming at you thick and fast!! We have, what might be, the hugest 2 part ep of all time. Did I just say 2 part ep? You’re goddamn right I did! This week we have part 1 of the 2 Part birth story of our great mate Josh Barry. Believe me when I say this is one of the all time great/harrowing birth stories! You don’t w...

Batten down the hatches and lock the kids in the car is 2BD-Day! It’s time for another freakin hugeasaurus topic episode. This week we’re talking about actually following through with threats. When is does it work and when can you make it work for you! Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com

Howdy doody campers! It’s time for your favourite bi weekly dadding, so sit up, strap on and await some sage advice coming your way! We’re back this week with another huuuuuge dad moment ep. This week we’re talking what to do when your third child is so perfect that they are almost, dare I say, forgettable. We’re also chatting strategies to mitigate a TP’ing of your house by your own toddler. Hot...

Boiiiiing!!!!! set your boners and lady-boners from 6 to midnight cause the dads are here to get you through another Thursday! Classic to dad form, we’re not shying away from any of the tough topics. This week on our hot topic episode we’re talking about the gender Mum and Dad stereotypes that are still around. Why are men amazing dads for taking their kids to the park when it’s just expected of m...

Well howdy freakin doody, why not nosy on down to 2BD town, sashay over to the gramophone and tune into to 30 of the purest minutes of podcasting ecstasy you have ever heard. This week we’re talking emotional Bluey episodes plus our dad moments: why play dates are amazing and when you need to get your son to fight you battles for you. Hot Miners is back this week and we’ve got some real nuggets of...

We’re back for one of the hugest freaking episode possibly ever ever! We’re here to settle the score! Who is the ultimate dad of the pod? Are we talking quality over quantity? That’s the important question this week as Chris is seeming rolling out children on a production line in a feeble attempt to assert fatherly dominance. That’s right Chris is a triple dad and we here a 2BD couldn’t be happier...

Buckle up buckaronis! ..Then pull over an un-buckle cause it’s that time of the week, it’s the 2BD half hour of power. Are you ready for two minutes of pleasure followed by 28 minutes of crying and apologising? Well the. The dads have you covered! This week it’s our to hot topic and we’re talking sending our kids to big School (aka kindergarten aka little school). Tips to get in that elusive out o...

Howdy Doody from the Twoody Bald Dads! The dads are back to tantalise you with some dad moments this week so sit down, shut up, pull over and lend us your ears. This week we’re talking deviant kids and the moment you know they’re finally laying you! We’re also talking petrol stations, if that doesn’t get you excited we don’t know what will! Another huge seg of Hot Miners of the Internet were we pu...

Howdy Doody doods! The dads are back with another Godzilla-esque ep!! Hold on to your dads cause we’re taking a topic that is as dangerous as it hopefully is funny. We’re talking on our first instalment of Creep or Dad?! What situations do we find ourselves in where we are testing on the edge of being creeps but luckily our kids are there to validate our dad status. Like, review and subscribe! Get...

Pull that damn car over, clear the roads!!! The dads are back I repeat the dads are back! This week it’s dad moments where we take you through a young man’s struggle for redemption with an incredible twist plus one of the all time great awkward exchanges 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽 We also been mining the internet to bring back some tasty food for you nugget munchers! We’ve got some parental advice from instagra...

Well well well…. Wadda we got here?? Cuppla Dads? Cuppla.. bald dads? Put those bald caps on and tune in to another belter! We’ve got a huge topic this week, we’re talking baby name part 3! Chrisp is expecting baby 3 and it’s getting herder to sift through the names to come up with some gold, what will he do!!!!???? #adolfistaken Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta o...

Put your blinker and pull your car over cause it’s mutha fluffing 2BD time. GET OFF THE ROAD! ITS NOT SAFE! Keep your ears peeled cause we’ve got an absolute fister of an ep for you this week. It’s dad moment week and we’re talking how easily kids can crush you as well as a story of triumph where one of our kids is crushing it! We’ve also got a massive seg of hot miners that we know you’re gonna l...

Howdy Doody 2BDers, strap yourselves on for another Über episode of 2 Bald Dads! We’re back with another huuuge topic ep for you and we know it’s one that’s gonna hit you right between the thighs… in your wallets. We’re talking to cost of dadding crisis! Times are tough and we’re all feeling the pinch, but never fear the dads have you covered! Once we finish composing about how expensive everythin...

Buenos Dias amigos! We’re back for another huge Thursday! Real big Thursday around here! The dads are here to treat you to another ear warming love session! This week it’s our dad moments of the week and boy do we have a belter for you. Thai week we’re talking our collective best ever dad moment, how kids can say the Darnley’s things and what to expect when you’re on your 3rd baby moon. Another hu...

Work Hard, Live Hard Week 2 motherlovers and have we got a hot topic for you! We’re here with our new format so we’re kicking off the year with a bang! What could be bigger than season 4 episode 2, or even season 5 episode 1??? Well it’s hard to top Season 5, wait for it, EPISODE TWO! Mother of god. We’re here with a huge topic we’re talking New Years Parenting Resolutions, what can we do better a...

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the podcast… 2BD are back!! Rising from the ashes of our 4th (and to this point, numerically greatest) season like phoenix! We are back and we’re here to hit you square between the eyes with some sage parenting advice!! We know you missed us, we took the school holidays off and we’re back refreshed with Season 5: Dawn of the Dad! Here our first week...

Well a Ho-ho-howdy doody and, for the final time this season, to you toody. It’s that time of year where mums and dads around the world get themselves into crippling debt only to give all the credit to a fictitious elf! Yay! As we wrap up our numerically hugest season yet, we look back on a majorly bonerific season and look forward to a stiffy-inducing 2024! This week, surprise surprise, we’re tal...

Shut the front door and batten down the hatches cause there a hurricane a-blowin!! Lucky for you this hurricane is being sage parenting advice from a cuppla hot, yet bald dads. This week we’re back with a vengeance and we’ve got a huge topique for you mutha-lovers. We’re tackling the topique of kids and their lies, if you wanna know how to deal with a little fibber this is the ep for you!! We’re a...

2BD bringing some big-Dad energy on your Thristy Thursday!! It’s that time of the bi-week again, so lay down and let the dads spoon you into parenting bliss. This week we’re back, and this time, it’s personal… in the way that we are drawing on our own experiences for a topic. We’re talking about forcing your kids to be friends so the parents can hang out. Namely our 2 eldest sons and their love-ha...

WooOoOoOo👻👻 mothers, lock up your sons because it’s the first annual 2BD Halloween Spooktacular 😱 2 Bald dads, more like Boo Bald Deads…Stay tuned for more great Halloween gear like that. That’s right, the Dead’s are talking all things Halloween. We’re talking costumes, we’re talking trick or treating we’re talking Valentine’s Day…for some reason. Whatever it is we have you covered! We’re also...

Boinnnnnnng! 2BD alert!! Set your ears to excited cause it’s time for you bi-weekly audio love. This week though, we’re not just 2BD, we’re 2BD with a plus 1. We’re joined by the eternally suffering myAmber! We’re talking the ultimate battle of the sexes, who’s got it harder?? Matt and Amber have both player Mr Mom and Mrs Dad so we have some good intel. We’re also talking kid birthday hurricanes...

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the podcast. Boom! 2BD comin at you like a laser! We’re back baby, dipping our proverbial toe in your ear waters. This week we’re talking 2nd kid birthdays, you ought be thinking, why are they so freaking hard to buy for when the first kid already has everything?! We’ve got you covered with so tips to get through! We’re also talking how to make your...

Hey hey, hello and a howdy doody! You’re back with the dads on what is shaping up to be our biggest season so far, numerically of course. This week we’ve got an absolute belter for you! We’re talking baldness benefits, we’re hearing too much on the negative about being bald, but what about the positives?!! … surely we can find at least ones We’re also talking gaslighting, what is it and what to do...

Come with us now on a journey through time and space, to the world of the mighty Shaz! That’s rights mother lovers our most requested guest is back! Run, don’t walk.. to listen to this ep! Shaz is here and she’s not pulling any punches, she’s here to put Chris in his place and score a W for the gals everywhere!! This week we’re tackling international travel with kids: the ups, the downs and the br...

Well hello and a classic howdy doody to you toody! We hope you’re ready for another dose audial orgasm because two of the most ordinary sounding Dads are back on the airwaves. This week we’ve got another huuuuge episode and we’re hitting our third favourite hot topic of conversation - the English language. You’ve often heard us say how a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, well this week we...