2 Bald Dads

Hubba hubba, it’s hot week in Dadville! We’ve got one of the hottest, handsomest SOBs we’ve ever met on this week. It’s the triumphant return of handsome Scott. 🚨🚨huge episode alert🚨🚨 Zip up your flys cause we have a massive topic this week!! That’s right, we’re talking getting the snip, going to the vet, being taken out to pasture, aka vasectomies. With our child bearing years nearing an end...

Put the washing on and hang out the clothes cause the Dads are back and we’re talking washing. That’s right this weeks pod features more washing chat than any podcast should. As if that wasn’t exciting enough we’ve got a huge topic!! This week we’re talking scams, more accurately bald remedy scams. We’ve both been at the wrong end of balding scams so heed our warnings! We’re also talking OTHER sca...

Choo Choo! The Dad express is rolling into podcast station baby! Destination: Episode Town. It’s big Thursday and we are riding high on this sage advice locomotive. Sink your ear-lips into this huge episode. We’ve done something new for the dads, taken admin and made it sing! That’s right, thanks to super fam Brooksey we’re fixing day care. Is it broken? Yes, yes it is. Once the dad express picks...

It’s Thursday, pour yourself a glass of whine, sit in your favourite easy chair and prepare for total dadination! This week we’re taking no prisoners with the hugeness of our episode. Ironically we’re taking one prisoner with the number of people on the show. That’s right we got a guest, a hot guest. DEAN. IS. BACK. That’s right Dean is back, and this time he’s got 2 kids! That’s double the birth...

G’Day, didn’t event get to say G’Day. It’s big Thursday baby and el Dad’s are back with some more creamy content for you little creamers! This week we’ve picked a leaf from the topic tree, grinded it up in to a paste, eaten it and now we’re ready to talk. What are we talking? Honestly, thanks so much for asking. We’re talking when is it ok to leave your kids in the car?? When are we ready to becom...

Well Howdy doody to you toody!! Sorry, didn’t see you there, barely got to say G’day. Well we’re back and Huger than ever!! In what could possibly be our most recent episode yet, we’re taking on a huge topic. We’re not shying from controversial topics and this is no exception. We’re talking about getting through the monotony of parenting, what do you do once you’ve been to every park every?!? We’r...

We’re a naughty dads with a bad habit, bad habit to pod. We’d love to invite you, to invite us into your homes and live with you for an extended period of time, strictly podcastically speaking of course. This week we’ve peaked, for the 9th week in a row. We’re talking a huuuuuge topic, dad hobbies. Once we become dads we need a new hobby to plunge our entire personality into, where will we land??!...

A massive congratulations to all reading this, yes you’ve made right decision, you’ve got the two bald dads hitting you with a one-two punch of parenting prowess! This week we’re taking on the big topics - are the terrible two’s worse than the three-nagers??? Ohhh what a hornets beak we’ve kicked. Imagine the tangents we’ll go on! We’re also talking when bightees bight back and what to do when you...

Well here we are, a day late, a buck short, writing a report.. on what the episode is about. We sorry for depriving you of our succulent content for one day, but we promise this episode is worth the wait. That's right, it's a classic 2BD rant ep, schwing-mother-freakin-ding. We're hitting back at the Bluey detractors, telling them to rightly piss off and leave our beloved children'...

From the windows, to the walls, till 2 Bald Dad come in your ear holes! Yayahhh, okayyyy. We. Are. Back. It’s another huge Thursday and another huuuuge episode! That’s right, we have risen from our bi-weekly cave to bring you the hard hitting content you heathens are thirsty for. This week we’re talking a controversial topic. We’re both scared. We’re talking about how to discipline OTHER people’s...

It’s that time of the week that we kneel down and give thanks at the altar of 2BD! It’s Thursday heathens, and we’re back, and we’re pissed off. This week we’re tackling a topic close to our hearts. We’re hitting it right between the eyes and tackling what’s going on in schools. What’s going on with the youths? Who’s to blame, the answer will shock you! We’re also talking kids and their fickle fan...

It’s Thursday again, strap yourselves in and feel the 2BDs!! That’s right we’re back and we’re better than ever with an episode so huuuuuuuuge it makes something really big look not so big. This week we’re talking playground equipment, what makes the perfect playground? From the god tier of equipment of the slides and swings to the toilet tier of the spinning things we’ll cover it all! Join us in...

Happy freaking Thursday amigos! Same 2BD time same 2BD channel, don’t touch that dial cause we have you covered! This week we’re talking the dreaded three letter word no parent wants to hear. “Why?” 😱 We’ll talk some of the weird and wonderful we’ve cooped, As well as some techniques to really shut your kid the hell up. We’re also talk super-mega-maximum toy saving to buy love and how to deal whe...

Lights, camera, dadtion!! Lady fame has come a-knockin and the dads have answered her sultry call. Yes, we are back and yes, we’ve hit the big time. Just when you thought the topics couldn’t get and huuuuuger, this week we’re taking you behind beyond the likes! That’s right the dads are breaking down all our pod guest shenanigans when we joined Amy on her Beyond the Likes podcast! We fancy huh? We...

Awwwwwww yiss, we are back BAYBAY!! Just when you thought we had put our cues back in the rack BAM! We’ve hit the 9 of clubs, into the corner pocket, strike 3! That’s right we’re back for season 4: The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull! Like an old pair of reeboks, we’re pumped! This week we’re getting back into the swing of things with a huuuge episode and huuuuuge topic. We’re talking second kid conf...

No, we’re not running out of content!! Why would you even say that? If anything, you’re running out of content. We’ve got so much ‘tent we could open a BCF! Like we always say, you have to go backwards to go forwards so we’ve put together a classic clip show! What better was to go forward into Season 4: The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull then by looking back at Season 3: Back in the Habit Part 2 Sit...

Holy freaking holidays! I can’t believe I’m saying this but a howdy doody to you toodie.. for the last time this year 😭 The dads are wrapping up a huuuuge season 3: back in the habit part 2. We want to thank all our super fans out there for all your support this year!! We’re looking back on our hits for the year and looking forward for how the shit we are going to survive another Xmas. We’re also...

Hel-ho hel-ho hel-ho and a Howdy doody to you toodie! We’re back with what can only described as another huuuuuge episode. It’s our penultimate bi-weekly episode of the year and we’re pulling no punches. We’re talking explaining our jobs to our kids. When you don’t have a cool job like a tradie or a teacher what do you do?? How do you explain to your kids the shame of working in IT??? Somebody hel...

Better late than never, am I right fellllas!? We’re here to kick off your weekend baldstyle! This week we’re pulling no lunches as we take aim at the podcasting industry that has shunned us so disrespectfully in a classic 2BD Boner to dick with you! Once we towel off we’re talking medicating our kids, how much is too much, what are some tips and most importantly why rectal is best! We’re also talk...

Annnnnnnd we’re back! Back for another el grande episodedad! You’re riding shotgun with the dads, often referred to as the Stranger Things of the podcast world. This week we have a veritably massive topic for you. We’re finally talking Toilet training now that one of the dads has finally come to the party, not naming names (Chris). How did we do it, what are some coping techniques and why a public...

What uuuppppppp, it’s time for another huuuge 2BD meaty sausage down your gullet! And this time we have one of the meatiest, most vascular snags for you! This week we are talking about a new addition to the 2BD family, Mr Doom himself is among us. That’s right Matt has finally recovered from birth and is ready to take you through his journey to double dad and how he reclaimed his rightful place as...

Well Howdydoody to you toody! It’s another huge Thursday, that calls for another huuuge 2bd episode!! This week we’re bringing in The big guns, the hot big guns. We’ve got our honorary 3rd BD Handsome Scott to talk a rep Hot topic. Which of our kids is the favourite?? We’ll take it from both ends as we talk about being the favourites too. We’re also talking pumpers at the pump track, big boy beds...

¡Hola amigos! It’s another Thexy Thursday, and you know what that means! A big steaming heap of 2 Bald Dads to get you through your day. And what a big steamer we have for you this week! This week we’re taking all things napping, how to nap, when to nap, when to drop a nap, alternate naps.. if it’s slightly contains the word nap we’re chatting about it! We’re also talking the highs and low of dadd...

Your favvie 2 Bald Boyz are back in town baby! And boyyyyy do we have a belter for you. First off, it’s Japan week so a big konichiwa to that. Secondly there’s some great Emu you chat real early on. I know by now you’re thinking how does it get better than that? Well it F$#!ing does! We’re talking our Father’s Day recap, who’s wife comes out on top in the annual score off? Then we’re talking poo s...

It’s another big Thursday! And what’s the best thing for big Thursdays?? Big podcasts!! Luckily the dads have you covered with one of the biggest all time podcasts ever. A huge topic this week, we’re talking the toddler dent check. Have you ever wanted to be absolved of all guilt for toddler injuries?? Use the toddler dent check! Wanted to extort your parents for money. The TDC has you covered!! I...