2 Bald Dads

We’re back for another huge week people! They tried to stop us but this no weekly train just kept-a-rollin’! This bi-week we’re back with a boiling hot topic. We’re talking extravagant daycare meals. While the dads can barely get their kids to eat toast daycare are serving up 3-Michelin star rated cuisine and the kids are loving it! We’re also introducing our new segment: 2 Bald Dads have a boner...

Does 👏🏻 it 👏🏻 get 👏🏻 any 👏🏻 better 👏🏻 than 👏🏻 this 👏🏻 We are back baybay, but this time with a trans-country flair! We’ve bought in one of the biggest guns we know. The husband of the only man we’d have sex with, the great-one, all the way from Perth…it’s Stug!! Stug’s wife, Wayne Gretzky, got in contact tearing down some of his emerging dad fashion and what better way to respond the...

It just doesn’t get any bigger than this, it doesn’t - take it from us! In what just might be our hugest ever episode we’re breaking down how inflation has affected the price of single cigarettes at schools with the care of surgeons! Oh and we also do a small part about baby change rooms what makes some good and some super shit. We’re also talking the dreaded spice cough round 2 and what to do wit...

Strap in mother-lovers, cause we’re going on a wild ride. That’s right, this week we’re walking the fine line between classic workplace banter and a one way trip to HR. The dads are talking their ultimate workplace pranks, cranks and wanks. Think about your best Incredibly cruel stitch ups, funny nicknames and sexual abuse of the workplace microwave then double it, then halve it, then triple it! W...

Are you ready?! The moment your lives have all been leading to. The podcast event of June 2022. This week, on what is sure to be this 2BD’s season’s greatest topic - the boys are like Sisqo, they’re on thong Hyperbole aside we’ve got an absolute belter for you this week! We’re talking bullying, not the emotionally damaging stuff, not great content for an attempted comedy podcast, more the harmless...

Knock knock m-effers, it’s 2BD time! Your favourite time of the week is back, for what might just be our hugest episode yet! Kicking things off on a ranty note, Chris takes down one of our biggest enemies to date 👎👎👎 We then get into the meat and 2 veg of the episode, we’re talking which kids tv shows and toys we actually like. You can’t escape em, so you may as well enjoy it! We’re also talkin...

We’re back! And just when you thought we couldn’t get any moister, we’ve turned the moist-o-meter up to 8: prime moistness. Why are we literally oozing moistness? Cause we have one of our hugest guests ever, physically and figuratively. That’s right it’s the Red Baron himself, the Volk! He’s dropping in to provide some sage advice talk about his big boys and the mysterious walking man of Willawong...

We’re back baby!! For our bi-weekly/bi-monthly/fortnightly podcast. This week we’re talking the reason for the season for the reason aka our covid experiences. Who had it better? Which iso method reigns supreme, can we finally convince Chris that covid exists?! We’re also talking forgetting the favourite confronter and how well that goes while one of us, you guess who talks about their experience...

Take a walk down the runway with two of the most stylish dad around. And by stylish we mean 100% dressing for comfort and not giving AF about clothes that are well past their used by date. That’s right, we’re here talking about our most stylish looks and how we’re soon prepared to lose all self respect and go full dad fashion! We’re also talking getting bald shamed by a 2 year old while we ponder...

Controversy. Creates. Content. We believe that big time here at 2BD HQ! This week we are tackling one of our most risqué topics ever…how long can you play the pregnancy card? We’re mostly talking about this so we can hang out at the park and have beers and not just chase the kids around though, so it’s pretty selfish. We’re also recapping our huge sweet suite promo, what a success, thanks again to...

It’s finally here!!!! The episode you’ve all been waiting for! After literally weeks of buildup it’s time we uncover the winner of our huuuuge Sweet Suite Promotion!!!! We’ve got Huss from our amazing promo sponsor Renosell on board to Spin the Wheel and make a deal!! Could it be you? Technically you have a 1 in 7.9 billion change of winning* *if every person on planet earth entered Huss, a double...

Don’t make me repeat myself! You listen to this goddamn episode or I will find you and I will ask you again, nicely. That’s right this week we are talking about threatening our kids. Why is it so awesome? Cause it is. It’s one of the most important tools in the parenting tool belt. But can you take it too far? Have the dads become mad with power?!!! You better believe you’ll probably find out. We’...

This week we’re really putting the (ranking )bald(ness remedies) in 2 Bald Dads! Tune in to find out which remedies sit atop the dome of the baldness totem pole?! We’re leaving no wig unturned in our deep dive and ranking of the remedies, you may be surprised which remedy comes out on top (cover). We’re also talking kids repeating things that you should/shouldn’t be saying and is pissing in your s...

We’ve said it before and lord knows we’ll say it again, but this might our hugest episode ever! This week Matt is hosting not one but TWO massive guests! I guest you might know as the other host of the show. Chris and the other? Let’s just say it rhymes with Shandsome Scott, Ring-a-ding-ding! We’re talking all things multi-dadding. We talk - and all unanimously agree - why tenure is more important...

We. Are. Back. Just when we thought we were out you pulled us back in... and we are pumped!!! Season 3 is shaping up to be our largest (numerically) season ever! This week we're welcoming you back, getting back into the Xmas mood and tackling what we did right and wrong. Just the advice you need in early Feb. We're also going back to our safe wells for the dad moments of the week. We're bloody exc...

Happy gift receiving season, 2 bald dads fans! That’s right, tis the season.. Christmas party season! In one of our biggest, and last episodes of the year we’re talking how to not make an onion of yourself at your Chrissy party. Take it from us - we’ve both done it! We’re also talking waffle stomping and getting high off carpet shampoo. Lastly the dads have had and old man moment, is it us, or are...

Yes, we’re back and No, we’re not running short on content! This is another hugeeeeeee episode, our penultimate episode extravaganza even! A few weeks back we took a deuce, now we’re breaking those deuces down! Hot of the heels of his sons 2nd birthday, Chris is clueing us in on what was a huge, raging, throbbing success and ended up being a flaccid disappoint (no beers). We’re also talking eating...

Well it must be Thursday ‘cause I can hear 2 bald dads coming in my holes! The dads are back for another tremendously, gargantuanly huge episode!!! This week we’re talking work/life balance. How the shit do you provide for your family while simultaneously constantly being physically there for your family?? A tale as old as time amirite?! If anyone has the secret formula to work heaps less but make...

The Dads are back for another.. wait for it… huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge episode! What’s on the parental à la carte this week? We’ll we’re serving up some steaming hot number twos this week, right in your ears. Obviously by number twos we’re taking our kids 2nd bday and all the bibs and bobs that come along with it!  We’re also talking toddler indecent expose and how to stamp it out and what to do wit...

GREETINGS! It’s time for everybody’s favourite prison rules poddy. That’s right drop the soap and take a deep breath as the 2 bald dads take you deep… into their experiences with discipline and some next level tantys! How do we step up and set these two year old right???! No, really we’re asking how. We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas. We’re also talking being low key baby shamed  by p...

Bonjour el Deux-bald dadders! Why are we speaking flawless French do you ask? Well one of us has realised that we’re actually French styler parents and are fully embracing the culture! Oui That’s right we’re talking the mildly popular show parental guidance! What type of parent are we? Is Chris really a combo of French, tiger, strict and disciplined? Which parenting style will reign supreme!?  We’...

ITS. TIMEEEEEEE!! It’s 2 freakin bald freakin dads freakin time!! It’s the time of the week we are all waiting for where our 2 bald leaders paddle through fatherhood with their oars of truth.  This week we’re talking censorship, what should kids be able to watch?? Specifically we’re talking squid game, the show… not the game. Are primary school kids too young or are we becoming FUDDY-DUDDY DADS 😱...

Well here it is, our huuuugest episode ever.. physically speaking of course! We’ve got the “granddaddy of them all” of guests. That’s right it is the behemoth himself Graham “Hammy Hamm Ham” Church.  This beast of a father sports a massive 5 kids, 3 of whom aren’t boys and one who is 2BD alumni, handsome Scott. We hit right between the eyes with some tough questioning, mostly centred around our ne...

Is it Thursday already?? You bet your sweet legs it is! It’s 2BD day and you know what that means… another huge episode!!  This week we’re taking Dad flexing, what is flexing?? Who is the ultimate dad flexer?? Are there reverse flexers out there??! Who knows?.. not us, but we’ll have some good clean fun along the way. We’re also talking shower duexs part duex and why there is no shame in drinking...

Holy crap! It’s another classic 2 Bald Dads Ask me anything aka 2BD AMA! This week we’re taking a break from the chat roulette wheel and answering you burning and yearning questions.  ever wanted to know how to properly tie a tie in a half Windsor knot? We’ll this episode is not for you, no one asked us that. BUT there’s plenty of other great questions answered.. you gotta believe us! We’re also c...