2 Bald Dads

This weeks the dads tackle their flaws, which ones don’t they want their sons to have? The answer might shock you...or be a giant let down. Listen to find out! In some huge new we will find out... IS CHRIS HIV POSITIVE? again the answer might shock you! Slap your calves in readiness the dads are on fire this week.

As the old saying goes.... Lying to kids is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

The Dads take aim at the insanely successful and incredibly hypnotic Wiggles.

The dads return from a whirlwind promotional tour of the West Coast with tales of child free sleep ins, never ending muffins and greek wedding benders...

The dads are back! This week their doing their best to pacify the kids when they are losing their minds! How much screen time is too much? Does pacify-eating create a lifelong obsession with food culminating in a vicious cycle of never ending yo-yo dieting and self loathe?! Some, but not all, of these question are tackled on this weeks show! The dads also talk more baby injuries and Matt launches...

How do you stay relevant when you're a dad? How do you cling on to the last bit of coolness you have left? Short answer..... you don't! But all is not lost, the dads are back with their biggest show by a guaranteed 50% They are sharing their hottest tips on how to stay relevant to the youths! The Das are joined by a huge guest for the brand new segment: Incredible Bloke Stories!! Tune in...

The dads are back this week talking all things playgrounds.  Why is it so hard to get on the swings?  Why do kids yell at the other kids so much?  Why do people beep in a busy parking lot?! The Dads give the definitive ranking of playgrounds floors and talk awkward social interactions. Chris gives an update on his animal accents while Matt dips his toe into remote control cars. All this and more i...

*Non parenting topic! Have you ever tried selling something online...... is it just us that finds it an amazingly awful experience?

The Dads tackle the hardest thing about being a friend of a parent..... Gift Giving! What on earth do you get kids that aren't the same age as yours and what do you do when you get a gift you already have. The mind boggles The dads also discuss, animal accents, what noise does a giraffe make and one of the dads is now kid lip kisser, listen to find out who.....

WE’RE BACK BABY! That’s right, the dads are back for season 2 - Back in the habit! And it’s shaping up to be our biggest season ever! For episode one we’re tackling the tantalising topic of tantrums, do they mean you’re a bad parent? Chris thinks yes! The dads also discuss a danish mans giant penis and the dads first ever code brown!  “Listen to this podcast” - Molly Meldrum (probably)

All good things must come to an end and 2 Bald Dads, season 1, is no different.  The dads Tae Bo on this season  with a tasteful and high brow look into the tedious paperwork involved with day care application.  

CHRIS HAS PINK EYE.  The dads also chat all things 1st Bdays and why catching the bus is the worst. Also which of the dads look worse in real life than they sound on pod? Click to find out....  ....It’s both of them

Twas the night before Christmas carol spectacular in the domain, and the dads were discussin’, all things of the season while babies be fussin’. Trolls were aplenty and dad moments too, an Xmas miracle saw none of the dads touch a poo. Spotify wrapped gave compliments nice, the dads told some jokes and gave sage advice. Join us for Christmas and Episode 40, we’ll cum down your chimney even if you’...

The dads dive right in the deep end and talk swimming lessons, sexy grandpas, dad injuries and ball sack spider bites. they also take some pretty bleak feedback without even crying or anything...

Things our kids can do but we can’t? Why is it ok for our sons to be fully nude in public but weird and uncomfortable if we do it? The two bad dads are back once again to tackle all the tough topics...

Taking down all the hard topics this week:  how much sugar should I feed my child? should I let the TV raise my child? Is the speed of my windscreen wipers too fast? 

A very special guest makes his triumphant return to the podcast arena.  Handsome Scott joins the dads to help break down the modern day differences between bucks parties and hens parties.

The Dads discuss how to stay relevant with the 'No Kids Couples' amongst our social groups, and whether they actually want to attend our kid friendly events. They also gingerly touch their tips on first birthday, ruined dad moments and tackle some fan feedback.

The dads launch a personal attack at Shaquille O’Neal and Canada, plus discuss the lengths we’ll go to, to get our kids to laugh.

The children are actually sick and we aren’t just saying that to get out of events we don’t want to attend...

We shower a super fan with some golden advice! Spoiler Alert: Santa related topics discussed, Not safe for kids!! 

Let’s pick the proverbial brain of a double dad and ask ourselves.... is it worth it?!?

The dads take a stroll into the risqué world of Prams and Pram etiquette!

Super Sexy Safety Chat! Talking super safe dads and super safe warning labels!!!

The dads cross swords over who had the greater fathers day.....