You're Not Even Smart

Cait tells us about the sleepy time tea creators, a guy named Mo, Dr. Sadler, and our old friend Dr. Kellogg even comes back around. Cults are fun!

Amanda leads the discussion on a British Lord's obsession with animals that quickly spirals into disgusting insects and the need to live in the Spy Kid universe. Honestly you're welcome.

This week Cait tell Amanda and our super not special guest, Tyler about the OG god...The Sun, no really the literal SUN!

It's 2024 and we're back with episode 16! We both had some plastic surgery and we have some bangin' bodies, but Caitlyn might've almost died. Everything is totally cool now though!!

Amanda tells us what household cleaning product is the worst. Also Vaginas.

Caitlyn tells us the story of our lord and savior, Chiro Daddy. Also it's the season for throat noises and giving birth.

Come learn how we invented Post-It notes and what books and movies you should be devoting your time to.

Let's talk about smut baby! Amanda has read her first smut book so let's tell you about the "first", or most problematic for its time, Smut Book!

Here's a fun (late) Episode where Cait tells us about enemas, Katy Perry, and answers the burning question...will shots of apple cider vinegar help you be healthy or is it for rich people?

Amanda tells us about the history of the Texas State Fair, and *spoiler alert* it's not great. Also we don't get out much so hear about our rare weekend trip!!

Are you a dead civil war solider? No? Then you probably shouldn't be getting embalmed. This week Cait tells us why!

Amanda tells us where the Collier House code comes from. Also these messy bitches talk about a banned X-Files episode.

Get to know Amanda & Cait with some stupid questions with even more stupid answers, because we're not even smart!

Graham crackers! The food that keeps you sin free! Cait tells us about inventions created to “combat sin” Food and amusement park rides keep you from brothels and masturbation...if that's what you're into.

Amanda tells us about number stations and the weird messages you might be hearing on the radio.

Cait tells us about what happens when rich people go to Paris, and where our podcast name came from. And if we can reference Twilight, you know we’re going to.

“Don’t exploit your children outside this country!” -probably Canada

Frisson, work bullies, and Cars (the movie), can you hear God or are you just schizophrenic? Added note: we are not medical professions because We're Not Even Smart!

Well, here it is. We are talking about Mother's Day. Hope you learn something, because You're Not Even Smart!