Yo Jonny (The Torso Podcast)

Low range gits: A handyman special.  Mad jammers solo’d over the following tunes: Christmas bad boys, Mathew Perry and Jetsetter.

Dear listener,  Gross toes, strongman and he’s sick again. Van Morrison’s and Betty were played. 

“How about a bit of music?” back on form this week.  Technical difficulties, karmic cramp and band rivalries. Weddings, Zara Phillips Seasame Seed Snaps were played.

Slightly low on energy this week but regardless the torso boys welcome Big Bad Baz as a listener and continue to postulate on their place in the podcasting pantheon.  

The torso boys have returned!  Presumptuous kids in party bag queues and Painkiller machismo.   Christmas bad boys and Gigs are the worst we’re played. 

Yo Jonny ep24 20260901 Is this the end?  Betty was played (sort of). 

A feature length episode with an extra 7 and a bit minutes of fun. Regulation rubber rings and “mmmm” based friction.  Quite a few tunes this week: Gigs are the worst, Cold in coats, Attenborough and Sesame seed snaps. 

Ok so they can’t all be hits. This week is a bit of a dud, nothing left in the torso tank. Chat is had, boredom is felt and tunes are played. Matthew Perry and Jetsetter.

Episode 21 and we’ve got eclipse fever! We discuss and score our inter planetary alignment experiences.  Van Morrisons and Zara Phillips were played.

What do you think about that? As promised a klaus special, the Odyssey and Jonny ’s latest rages. Sesame Seed Snaps was also played

Apologies, summer and all that. Back next week.

Hassling bikini clad sunbathers, help me I’m poor, kids leaving school and a potential explanation as to why torso got cancelled from Spotify.  Betty and cold in coats were played. 

Send us Fan Mail On it goes. Football fever for the footy fans. The rest is Center Parcs and tunes were played. Attenborough, Matthew Perry and Gigs are the worst.

Send us Fan Mail Back to business as usual this week. Recorded at  lunch time for a change.  Tunes played: Jetsetter, Van Morrison’s  Bodger and Badger RIP

Send us Fan Mail It’s a heatwave! No tunes this week. An all anecdotes special as Jon’s router has still not arrived. Extramarital affairs, trips to the hospital, haemorrhoids, dog bites and toe-tal misery.  Back on the tunes next week. 

Send us Fan Mail Unfortunately as trailed in last weeks episode Jon’s still got no internet so no pod this week.  Should be back to normal next week.

Send us Fan Mail Send the paramedics this week the boys are talking injuries. Bloody toes, hernias and Matilda the musical. Additionally, Weddings and Zara Phillips were played.

Send us Fan Mail The boys are back in town. After last weeks largely lost episode the boys return with a humorous recap on all things Jarvis as well some top tunes.

Send us Fan Mail We lost the pod. In our continued efforts to be increasingly niche and alienate any potential audience, all torso pods are recorded directly to cassette tape. Unfortunately this week the wrong button was pressed and the episode got recorded over. It was a good one as well “a Jarvis special” we discussed his appearance on popmaster his throwing Jonny under the bus re lack of joeyfa...

Send us Fan Mail Airports, run clubs and the return of a much loved feature. Jet setter Cold in coats Sesame seed snaps 

Send us Fan Mail Kids that won’t sleep, leaving your wife in lay-bys and a review of casa de Jarvis. Also worked on the following tunes: *Wedding *Cold in coats *Mathew Perry *Gigs are the worst 

Send us Fan Mail The 10th episode. Jon gets in a fight with an 83 year old woman. 3 songs are also worked on.

Send us Fan Mail Episode 9 is a good one. The torso boys find out what  Swedish saunas and carp fishing have in common and Markus surprises them with a bit of improvised trombone. 

Send us Fan Mail Podcasts stats, taping kids mouths shut and Jon’s continued unhealthy relationship with chat gpt + tunes.

Send us Fan Mail The torso boys practice some more tunes and talk Zootopia 2 and spatula prices.