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MAN ON FILM is BACK and this week Mr. Xcellence & Mr. Caravaggio dive headfirst into the galaxy far, far away with the brand-new The Mandalorian & Grogu movie… aka what Mr. Xcellence lovingly calls: “THE GROGU MOVIE NOBODY ASKED FOR… BUT EVERYBODY ENDED UP LOVING.”  That’s right. Baby Yoda is outside acting up AGAIN. Eating random creatures. Pressing buttons he shouldn’t touch. Steali...

MR. TEA: THE J-SIXERS, THE SLUSH FUND & THE 1.6 BILLION DOLLAR “EXCUSE ME?!”  Mr. Tea is back, and baby… the tea is not steeped — it is boiling over the Capitol steps. In this episode, Mr. Xcellence pulls up with the hot cup and asks the only question that matters: who looked at January 6th and said, “You know what these people need? A payout.”  From Capitol police testimon...

MAN ON FILM is BACK like cook crack and this week Mr. Xcellence dives HEAD FIRST into the horror madness that is Obsession — the micro-budget psycho-thriller that came outta nowhere and smacked the entire theater upside the head.  Directed and written by the absolutely UNHINGED visionary Curry Barker, this movie proves you do NOT need a billion-dollar superhero budget to traumatize...

 MR. TEA: THE GREAT TRUMP PHONE FUMBLE — CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW, NINJA?! 🥷  Mr. Tea is BACK… and this time the tea is fully charged, dropped calls included, with a deep dive into the mysterious rise and immediate faceplant of Trump FAMILYs alleged luxury cellphone company.  In this episode, Mr. TEA asks the questions nobody else is brave enough, reckless enough, or caffeinated enough...

 MAN ON FILM: THE WIZARD OF THE KREMLIN — BIG P, BIG POWER, BIG POUTY P, PURE P UNDER-NUT CINEMA Mr. Xcellence and Mr. Caravaggio step into the shadowy halls of power for The Wizard of the Kremlin, a political thriller about Putin, Russia, image-making, power, paranoia, and what happens when the man behind the curtain might be scarier than the curtain itself. Jude Law pulls up as Vladimi...

 MAN ON FILM EPISODE #52: MORTAL KOMBAT 2 — FINISH HIM… OR AT "FINISH" A BETTER SCRIPT! 0_o  Mr. Xcellence and Mr. Caravaggio enter the arena for Mortal Kombat 2, and baby… the fatalities were flying, the fan service was fan-servicing, and the theater was packed with gamers, twunks, incels, tomboys, and everybody who ever yelled “GET OVER HERE!” at a Sega Genesis.  Th...

 XCELLENT WORLD PODCAST: VELELLA VELELLA — WHAT THE HELL IS WASHING UP ON CALIFORNIA?!  Welcome back to Xcellent World, the best show in the world… according to your mama anyway.  This week, Xcellence dives face-first into one of the strangest things currently invading the California coastline: VELELLA VELELLA. Or as normal people call it: “WHAT THE HELL IS THAT BLUE THING ON T...

 MR. TEA — SPILLING TEA. TELLING TRUTH. ALWAYS.  Welcome to MR. TEA, where the tea is HOT, the opinions are UNFILTERED, and the truth don’t come with sugar. Hosted by Mr. Xcellence — part assassin, part commentator, full-time flame thrower — this ain’t your polite little podcast… this is where headlines get dragged.  Episode 1: Spirit Airlines — Rest In No Spirit Ladi...

 XCELLENT WORLD SHOW: Mr, TEA Crushes 60 MINUTES (AGAIN)!   Welcome, welcome, WELCOME back to Xcellent World Show with your host Mr. Xcellence — where the world keeps worlding on, and the headlines keep flaming, and somehow… we still have to ask:  Did he just say that out loud? This episode, we dive into Trump’s latest 60 Minutes interview — and baby, i...

XCELLENT WORLD NETWORK SISTER SHOW  MAN ON FILM: MICHAEL BIOPIC  This week on Man on Film, Mr. Xcellence breaks down the new Michael Jackson biopic — the music, the legacy, the performance, and the choices that had us asking questions.  Final verdict: 75% Jaafar Jackson came to WORK, and his performance gives the movie its strongest moments. But is the film great… or...

XCELLENT WORLD #79 MARY J BLIGE vs “CRISPY BURGER KING CHICKEN PT.2?! (Mary J… WHY?!)” Welcome, welcome, WELCOME back to the world…  XCELLENT WORLD — where we say what everybody thinking… …but we say it OUT LOUD. This episode? We gotta talk about the moment that shook the timeline…  Mary J. Blige  Crispy. Chicken. Yeah… THAT clip. Because one question still remains:  Mary…...

  MAN ON FILM: “BEAST” (Russell Crowe… WHAT happened?!) Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the best show in the world…  MAN ON FILM — and yeah… …it’s RAINING MAN. This episode? We just walked out the theater after watching Beast starring Russell Crowe… …and let’s just say:  we got thoughts.  On paper, this should’ve been a knockout:  MMA comeback story  revenge plot  b...

 XCELLENT WORLD vs TIGER WOODS  Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the realest show in the world — this is XCELLENT WORLD with your host Mr. Xcellence… …and today? Oh yeah…  we gotta talk about Tiger Woods. Because at some point… this stops being a mistake. …and starts becoming a pattern. Let’s be VERY clear: This isn’t hate. This is accountability. We’re talking about: • The toxicology r...

 MAN ON FILM: FACES OF DEATH  Welcome, Welcome, WELCOME to the best show in the world — where it’s always RAINING MAN  — this is MAN ON FILM with your host Mr. Xcellence… and this week? Yeah…  FACES OF DEATH is back. And somehow… this remake is actually WAY better than it has any right to be. Let’s get straight to it:  This is an 85% — GO SEE IT (if you can handle it ...

 XCELLENT WORLD SHOW #77: KANYE WHO (SLEAZE-SUS)!? )  Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the show where the takes are hot and the patience is LOW — this is the XCELLENT WORLD SHOW with your host…  Mr. Xcellence And this week? Oh, we got a situation.  Because somehow… SOME WAY… after everything…  70,000 people showed up… THREE nights in a row. And I had one question: “…no way.” N...

 STATE OF THE FLAME: CANKLES  This week on STATE OF THE FLAME, Mr. Xcellence and Mr. Caravaggio DEEP DIVE into one of the strangest, funniest, and most telling political moments in recent memory. Let’s just say: somebody said too much… somebody probably heard too much… and somehow the conversation ended up at cankles.  It’s funny, sharp, messy, and loaded with the kind of commentary...

 MAN ON FILM: SUPER MARIO GALAXY  Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the best show in the world — where it’s always RAINING MAN   — this is MAN ON FILM with your host Mr. Xcellence… and this week? Oh yes.  We just stepped out of a private screening of SUPER MARIO GALAXY… …and baby, we got THOUGHTS. Let’s start here:  This one gets a strong 75%. Which means yes — they actual...

 MAN ON FILM: READY OR NOT 2  Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the best show in the world — where it’s always raining men   — this is MAN ON FILM with your host Mr. Excellence… and this week? Oh yeah…  READY OR NOT 2 is back — and baby… we got THOUGHTS. Let’s start here:  This is a solid 70%… maybe 75% if you feeling generous. Now don’t get it twisted — we were entertaine...

 MAN ON FILM: PROJECT HAIL MARY  Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the best show in the world — where it’s always raining MEN   — This is MAN ON FILM with your host, Mr. Xcellence, & special guest host Mr. Caravaggio bringing you laughs, hot takes, and elite-level movie talk you didn’t know you needed. This week? We’re blasting off into PROJECT HAIL MARY   — starring t...

 NEW EPISODE – MAN ON FILM   UNDERTONE vs MAN ON FILM   What happens when a horror movie about a podcast… forgets how podcasts work and what makes a movie interesting? Yeah.....That’s Undertone. #MinimalistHorror This week Andre Xcellence! steps into the booth ready for a creepy audio-horror experience… and instead walks out wondering if the movie owes him time, money, and...

 NEW EPISODE DROP – MAN ON FILM   SLANTED vs MAN ON FILM   What happens when a girl decides the fastest way to fit in… is to become blonde, white, and “socially acceptable”? Yeah. Slanted goes all the way there. This week, Mr. Xcellence! & Mr. Caravaggio break down one of the boldest, funniest, messiest, most conversation-starting movies of the year — a sharp satire ab...

 NEW EPISODE DROP – MAN ON FILM   HOPPERS vs MAN ON FILM   Disney’s “Hoppers” hops into theaters with robot animals, insect politics, and a teenager trying to save the environment one beaver kingdom at a time. This week on Man on Film, we jumped into Disney’s newest animated experiment — a movie where humans can “hop” into robotic animal bodies to communicate with wildlife...

 NEW EPISODE DROP – MAN ON FILM   THE BRIDE vs MAN ON FILM  Andre Xcellence! and Mr. Caravaggio step into Maggie Gyllenhaal’s bold new monster reimagining THE BRIDE — starring Christian Bale, Jesse Buckley, Penélope Cruz, and a whole lot of gothic chaos. Is this a horror movie? A gangster movie? A supernatural mystery? A feminist monster epic? Honestly… it’s a little bit of all...

 NEW EPISODE DROP – MAN ON FILM  Alexander Skarsgård walks in wearing leather, no pants, and a whole lot of attitude in PILLION — and Mr. Xcellence! and Mr. Caravaggio have QUESTIONS. Is this a daring indie romance? A kinky biker fever dream? Or just the wildest power-dynamic love story we’ve seen since Brokeback Mountain? This week the fellas break down the buzzworthy queer drama starri...

MAN ON POLITICS vs IRAN: “Big Energy, Bad Strategy, and Who’s Actually in Charge?” When geopolitics turns into a group chat fight… and everyone hits “reply all.” Welcome back to MAN ON POLITICS — where we talk global power moves, bad decisions, oil prices, and why sometimes the loudest person in the room is already losing. This week? IRAN 🇮🇷 And before you clutch pearls — yes, it’s serious. Yes, p...