Won't You Be My Killer?

It's a murderous day for the 23rd installment of Won't You Be My Killer! You might say it's "the Michael Jordan of episodes!" On this edition of the world's foremost fictional comedy murder podcast, your friendly neighborhood host and victim, Evan Kessler, welcomes guest Kevin Camia (Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Valley Heat, The Dress Up Gang, Larry The Musical) to flip the hypothetical executi...

It's a murderous day for a podcasting and, on the day we recorded this episode, it was also a great day to experience the shifting of the earth's tectonic plates. In this 22nd installment of "Won't You Be My Killer" your host and friendly neighborhood victim, Evan Kessler, is joined by his friend Teresa Lo ( Pause w/ Sam Jay, Breaking the Fourth Wall , Hustler Magazine) – a writer/director/comedia...

It's a murderous day for a podcasting and the landmark episodes keep on coming. We've reached the 21st installment of "Won't You Be My Killer," which means this show is old enough to drink – assuming each episode is one podcast year. This week, your friendly neighborhood host and victim, Evan Kessler welcomes comic, friend, and former professional boxer with a degree in theater, "Rocky" Robert Ver...

It's a murderous day for a podcasting, a podcasting day for the 20th episode of Won't You Be My Killer! Joining Evan in the fictionally gruesome fun, for this landmark installment of the world's foremost hypothetical murder you-dunnit, is Jessica Singer, winner of season 26 of the Food Network's "Worst Cooks in America!" In addition to not being the least capable chef in the country, our guest is...

It's a murderous day for a podcasting and Won't You Be My Killer has really outdone itself on this 19th installment. This week''s guest slayer, Mort Burke (Spiritually Filthy, Drunk History , Mythic Quest , w/Bob and David ), has a first name that means death, along with some first-hand experience as a member of the global cabal to oppress all of humanity. If you didn't know, those are the buildin...

Welcome all you potential prime suspects! It's a murderous day for a podcasting and, today, through the miracle and sound loss of Zoom, we've got another bicoastal edition of "Won't You Be My Killer?" What a special occasion it is as your friendly neighborhood victim and host, Evan Kessler, welcomes his friend of 20-plus years, New York City improv stalwart, Sulaiman Beg (Metal Boy, Magnet Theater...

Won't You Be My Killer is back with its 17th installment and wouldn't you know it, it's another murderous day for a podcasting. This week, your friendly neighborhood victim and host, Evan Kessler, welcomes a member of his original LA crew, podcaster extraordinaire Rachel Fisher (Hollywood Crime Scene, Bitchslap) to the stabbing couch (it's like the casting couch but for murdering the host). Death...

It's a murderous day for a podcasting. Who YOU gonna call for all your hypothetical murder podcast needs? "Won't You Be My Killer," of course. On episode 16 of the world's most dangerous podcast, your friendly neighborhood victim and host (Evan Kessler) ventures outside the comedy community to find the next would-be executioner on this weekly you-dunnit. Andrew Morton (StabGab Podcast) joins us fr...

It's a murderous day for a podcasting, so, if you want to hear someone describe their plan to hypothetically do in the host of a podcast, well then you've come to the right place on the internet. Kelly McInerney (Comedy Bingo, Speakeasy Sketch, IMDweed) joins your friendly neighborhood host and victim (Evan Kessler) this week to indulge in her version of the ultimate deranged act of friendship. A...

It's a murderous day for a podcasting and your friendly neighborhood host and victim, Evan Kessler, finally figures out the best way to describe the podcast. It's "the best hypothetical murder podcast around." Glad we got that out of the way. Joining Evan this week is the one of many, Kevin Anderson ( Bleak in Review podcast, the Avatar 2 comedy show, Knights of the Rhyme Table ), making his maide...

It’s a murderous day for a podcasting and, this week, we welcome Leah Mansfield to commit hypothetical murder lucky number 13. A comic, writer, and army vet with an utterly unique life experience, our guest is none too shy in discussing her competitive nature in traffic, a particularly painful and insightful experience opening for Tig Notaro, and which military rank is "the fun military rank." Whe...

It's a murderous day for a podcasting and wouldn't you know it, we've baked up a dozen episodes of the damn thing! This week we're joined by another dear friend in comedian, karaoke MC and reluctant Disney adult, Joe Kaye! Your friendly neighborhood victim and host, Evan Kessler, will have our guest flying into a justifiably homicidal rage eventually, but it'll simmer before it boils. A good thing...

This week Evan welcomes dear friend, dope slinger and WYBMK associate producer, Doug Dixon, on this murderous day for a podcasting. Before your friendly neighborhood podcaster pays the ultimate price for his disputed history of party fouls, we'll learn about the healing power of synths, just how long Tom Hanks studied acting before he started churning out Oscar®-caliber performances, and even what...

"Won't You Be My Killer" reaches its milestone 10th episode and, as always, it's a murderous day for a podcasting! This week's special guest, comedian and close friend Katie Merriam, joins your friendly neighborhood victim and host (Evan Kessler) to let him know she doesn't take kindly to people who threaten her family OR terrible drivers – but what sets her off the most are joke thieves!!! While...

This week, your friendly neighborhood victim and host, Evan Kessler, welcomes his dear friend, fellow comedian, actor and spiritual lighthouse, Zach Mendez, to sharpen his hypothetical murder knives on the digital stage known as "Won't You Be My Killer?" Will our guest use them - or has he decided to sharpen his mind knives and instead concoct a devious, non-violent plan to lower our host's heart...

On this murderous day for a podcasting, Evan invites one of the best people he knows, comedian, writer and YouTube legend Greg Edwards (MTV's RIdiculousness, Thug Notes) to tackle the gruesome task of sending our host packing for a long vacation 6 feet deep, or possibly around the world in a pile of ash, surrounded by loved ones. Before getting down to the murder business they discuss what it mean...

Your friendly neighborhood victim and host, Evan Kessler, is joined by comedian, actor (Vice, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Young and the Restless) – and quite possibly the best MC in the history of emceeing things, Matt Champagne, on this podcasting day for a murder. This week we cover all the bases, if the bases you were thinking of somehow included the best way to stop the 9/11 hijackers, who...

Our friendly neighborhood victim and host, Evan Kessler, welcomes actress,comedian and good friend Merrill Davis ( Valley Heat , Merrill Means Well , Time Out LA's Comedians to Watch in Los Angeles 2019 ) on this murderous day for a podcasting. Together, they discuss everything from sex parties to ADHD, and even celebrity friends. Eventually, the conversation leads them to a party on a boat where...

It's a murderous day for a podcasting and this week the show gets a bump from the presence of a legitimate Hollywood superstar in actor/writer/comedian, Danielle Perez. Danielle is our first guest to be a part of the Marvel (Spider-Man: Across The Spider-verse), Curb Your Enthusiasm and Won't You Be My Killer cinematic universes. If that doesn't put her on the cover of People Magazine or Variety,...

It's a murderous day for a podcasting and this week's guest might have you wondering where the bodies are buried. Your friendly neighborhood victim and host (Evan Kessler) is joined by friend, comedian, author, podcaster and lovely homicidal threat, Kym Kral, to discuss the business at hand (but also a little about her book). What's the business at hand? Well, maybe it's a pool party or maybe it's...

Comedian, dear friend and sometimes neighbor Whitney Melton joins our host (Evan Kessler) on this murderous day for a podcasting. A southern gentleman from Arkansas, Whitney loves having a task and seeing it through to completion, whether it's building a deck or murdering his friend. What could drive Whitney to do the latter? What sort of scheme has he cooked up and how will our not-so-unwitting h...

Comedian Katrina Davis joins Evan Kessler on this podcasting day for a murder, just before recording her hour at the Tribeca Film Festival (recorded in 2021). An ill-timed lunge for some subpar LA pizza turns deadly in more ways than one. Will Katrina get away with making our host pay the ultimate price for his pilfering of pepperoni? More importantly, would any pizza in Los Angeles be worthy of c...

Evan's dear friend Matthieu Brousseau joins us for our maiden voyage of murder, taking us on a seemingly pleasant jaunt through the only 2 boroughs of New York City worth visiting. While they've come to the Big Apple for a weekend getaway, only one of the participants in this podcast will be able to escape the icy, creamy grip of death in the end, though. eventually, death comes for us all. Hosted...

An intro to a new podcast that asks, "just what kind of unspeakable cruelty are my friends capable of?" If you feel guilty about finding entertainment in podcasts about actual murders with actual victims, on this podcast your host Evan Kessler tries to look on the bright side of death by asking each of his guests to concoct a hare-brained schemed to bring about his untimely demise. Well, not on th...