Whisk(e)y and No Chill

We all knew it had to happen. Since day one this conflict has been written in the stars. It is finally upon us. The very first item on THE LIST is finally addressed. That's right dear listeners, it's tall people vs short people problems. Cathy rules at trench warfare, brad rules at driving. No one wins at supermarkets. And don't even ask about planes. Meanwhile Penelope brings the chao...

This week, dear listeners, we're talking about Muff. A lot of Muff. An honestly unreasonable amount of Muff. We came here to drink whiskey, and somehow ended up discussing Muff so extensively that we're genuinely concerned about what the content moderation algorithms are going to make of us. But don't worry, it's all perfectly innocent. Mostly. But if the good people from the Muff...

This week, dear listeners, we're embracing the soothing,relaxing vibes of lo-fi podcasting. Mostly because our heroes are heavily hungover, running on approximately three brain cells between them and making noises every time they move. So naturally, they decided to drink strong spirits and record apodcast.   This week we're discussing the age-old problem of Past Youbeing an absolute arse t...

This week it's cycling, and Cathy doesn't like most cyclists. Brad - he's a cyclist. Special attention is given to people who ride fixies. IYKYK. Our whisk(e)y this week is Speyburn 10 year old whisky vs Teeling single grain whiskey. Besides bikes Brad has a bad boo boo, Cathy goes 'iiieeeelllll', Brad tastes of nationalism, Cathy goes 'SQUEEEEEEEE', Brad does a front f...

This one dear listeners is just Crazy. All those little things in life that add up? We've termed them 'Crazy Pills', and nothing is safe this week. Honestly, you'll have to listen in to understand this one. Cathy falls in the loo, Brad's bottom is precious, Brad is Cathy (?), and Penelope stabs Brad with Cathy (???). Yep, that actually happened. Honestly she left a scar. This w...

You ever in the kitchen looking at all the different things in the cutlery drawer wondering what they do? Well dear listener, our heroes are here to help! Or at least loudly proclaim that YOU ARE WRONG in your life choices. This week it’s Dailuaine 16-year-old Scotch vs Whistler double oaked by Boann Distillery Ireland, and Cathy can pronounce ‘Dailuaine’ perfectly every single time. Yep, not a du...

This week it’s Brad’s internet specifically. You wouldn’t think we could make 30 minutes of Brad complaining about his internet installation into content, but here we are? This week Cathy has the giggles, Penelope has the sneezes, Brad goes all whippy, Cathy yells at rich people, Penelope is betray-toe-ed, and Brad is much, much too English. Also please don’t tell Brads landlord about the new hole...

This week it’s dumb movie troupes! And our heroes are sick of them. Well Cathy is, and Brad is about to hear about it. "It's not funny Brad!" is a line that's totally for The Knower of All Things. You know what you did... In this episode Brad shoots a hippie, Cathy goes limp, Brad steals a phone, Cathy yells at the TV, and Brad & Cathy call each other fat. Like a lot. HUGE THANKS to our friend...

That's right, we're back! Muhahahahaha. After the shocking conclusion to season 1 (spoilers - Cathy claims she prefers Irish whiskey, Braddisagrees because "math" or something), our two intrepid hero's are back and discussing Whisk(e)y. Brad is (literally) British, Cathy makes fun of McCallan, Brad makes the best cup of tea of all time, Cathy questions American independence,...

It's THE GRAND FINAL. The best Scotch whisky in the history of the world* (The Glenlivet Founders Reserve) vs the best Irish whiskey in the history of the world** (The Dingle!). Who will emerge victorious? Who will fall short at this last hurdle? Most importantly, will Penelope made a reappearance???* of the 8 scotches that we included in this season** again, of the 8 Irish whiskeys that we in...

OK, full disclosure... We had some audio issues on this one but wanted to upload anyway. Turns out three microphones is lots harder than our normal two. Why three you ask??IT'S THE PENELOPE EPISODE!!! That's right dear listener, you've heard our hero's talk about her, she's popped up in the background once or twice, but this one is dedicated to our favourite social media manager in this world. The...

Teamwork. Effort. Sportsball. GO TEAM! Woooo, we did a sports! (takes off top) This week our heroes argue sports. Brad is a fan of sport. All of them. Cathy, not so much. Brad makes friends with his new doctor, Cathy makes friends with a imaginary giraffe, Brad worships the false gods, Cathy loves dog-lympics, and both take their tops off. Way to much. We really, really had to get the bleep button...

You will have fun! ARE YOU HAVING FUN YET! WHY. ARE. YOU. NOT. HAVING. FUN??? Corporates love a bonding exercise, a team-building event, or a ‘fun’ away day. This may surprise you, dear listener, but our intrepid heros have opinions on this. Loud ones. Obvz. Brad is attracted to a lion, Cathy gets stood on at a party, Brad assaults an octopus, Cathy faints due to poor conversational etiquette alon...

This week it's a travel guide (of sorts...), as our intrepid hosts tell the world how to London, what not to do when you visit the greatest city in the world. No one is safe, Londoner are told off just as much as tourists. Cathy digs herself into a verbal hole repeatedly, Brad commits a mortal sin on the London Underground, Cathy body slams a strangers, Brad yeets a mouse into a bush, and both...

This week, it’s Indian Food! Cathy insists that Indian food is the best thing ever. Of all time. Brad pushes back with a reasoned, well thought-out argument of “You’re wrong”. Cathy plays a Wizard, Brad plays hélicoptère in Oxford Circus, Cathy impersonates a red panda, Brad has a chilli-related bathroom accident, Cathy war crimes her guests, and we discover why FOR ALL THIS IS GOOD AND HOLY you s...

Ever hear the one about an Irish lass telling a lanky Kiwi git how to be Scottish? Brad has never been to a Burns Night Supper, so Cathy teaches him how whilst poetry is shared. That's right, it's a bonus Burns Night episode! Haggis migrations are studied, ode's to kickstands are recited, whisk(e)y haiku is shared, and the severe contrast of poetry reading skills takes place. Seriously, one of our...

Are you a cat person or a dog person? Don't worry, either way you'll be mortally offended by this weeks outrageous claims. Brad expresses his undying love for 3 nachos, Cathy calls you (yes, you specifically) a terrible person, toddler Brad toddles for freedom, Cathy licks her own foot, and in response Brad & Cathy start an OnlyFans. All while our stalwart heroes try to solve that age...

This week, it's morning people in the firing line. Brad is a morning person, and Cathy does not like him. Cathy is nice to Brad, stouts are chased, Grandfathers are sniffed, and cats are feed. Yep, a pretty typical episode then. The whisk(e)y this week is Tesco 'Special' Reserve vs Deanston 12. Look, not every competition is a even one OK... Want to help our two hero's out? You can...

It's not canonical, it's not a bonus, but it's CHRISTMAS! Brad is dancing round the room decorating things, Cathy is yelling humbug at Brad's Christmas movie, and the most Christmas themed whisk(e)y's are out. As it suitable for the season, debauchery abounds this week. Seriously, we had to cut some of the stories down... This week it's Bailey's (obvz) up against the lesser known (but visually ide...

This week it's the start of The Scotch Off! That's right, our heroes have found the best Irish Whiskey of all time* and now it's time to find The. BEST. SCOTCH. Of all time**Cathy says something so foul the censors bleep comes out, Brad doesn't punch a stranger, Cathy wears a full body condom, and Brad rides a penny farthing. The whiskies of the week are Borders Malt & Rye vs T...

BONUS EPISODE! Serious podcasters would try and protect their voices. Cathy sounds like an irate chipmunk, Brad can't stay awake, but they've broken out the microphones to test some of Cathy's witchcraft voodoo magic cures. This bonus week it's an Irish Penicillin vs a Hot Toddy. No one is blinded, everyone is suffering, but somehow it's still good craic. Plus Cathy sounds ridiculous. Like what we...

Here we find the Best Irish Whiskey OF. ALL. TIME* *of the 8 we tried this season.... That's right, it's the Irish Final! It's the Dingle Single Malt Irish Whiskey vs Powers Irish Rye. Settle in boys and girls, this one is for all the marbles. The argument of the day is (appropriately) Irishness. Cathy waves at crows, cowers at wooden spoons, curses us with Irish misery cake, and tells...

Do you have the agenda for today? Can we all just check the minutes are accurate? That's right, today we taking on meetings, and the rage that they can induce. Cathy headbutts a table, Brad doesn't know what fruit is, Cathy beats up on an innocent box, Brad gives life tips, and our Hero's take a bottle of whisk(e)y without paying. Dingle Whiskey and Powers of Irish Rye   are the two wh...

It’s Halloween time! And this time we’re talking about phobia’s, what our intrepid hosts irrational fears are, and how they deal with them. Spoiler, badly.   Cathy does the splits, brad can't pronounce nomophobia, Cathy wears a tea towel, and as always, whisk(e)y is drunk. This week it’s Grace O’Malley vs Dingle. That’s right Dingle is back, so settle in for some immaturity. Like what we're doing?...

Settle in boys and girls, this is a lore heavy episode. Cathy is a mechanical genius, brad discusses splashback zones, Cathy get's lost (again), Brad uses salad tongs outside the kitchen, and somehow in an episode about getting lost in pub toilets we don't talk about Millroy's INTENTIONALLY HIDING their loos. If you know, you know. The season one Irish bracket continues, with Jameson&#...