What Would Denise Do?

Welcome back, you thirsty lot, to the podcast where we chew the fat and get absolutely hammered in the process. This week, we've gone on a journey that's more chaotic than a one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest. We've talked everything from dodgy dates and Aperol Spritz on a plane to a full-blown murder mystery marathon. We've delved deep into the twisted world of Fred and Ros...

Hold onto your tea towels, because this podcast is a full-blown rollercoaster of chaos, clumsiness, and absolute mayhem. From nightmare neighbours wreaking havoc to questionable love lives on reality TV, our hosts spill every hilariously horrifying story you never knew you needed. Time travel gets a shoutout—because why not imagine escaping your own disasters into the past?—before jetting off to t...

Alright you lot, welcome back. We're here for Season 4, Episode 2, and we're back to our old tricks. This time, we're in the same room like a couple of giggly schoolgirls. And believe me, it’s a whole new dynamic with a camera that cost a fortune but still manages to be a total knob. We’re getting into it, babes, talking about the absolute state of banks that are closing faster than my...

Welcome to Season 4, Episode 1: Denise is BACK, burping like a diva and sipping gin like it’s water. After a three‑hour pre‑recording sesh (and several bottles of gin), our favourite potty‑mouthed queen has emerged from the  Deceased Denise  crypt swinging blouses, pride gear, and sass thicker than wallpaper paste. We tackle everything from  Wicked 2 , DNA test revelations (15% Sri Lankan, babes),...

Well, babes… surprise! Due to life being a chaotic slut, this is  accidentally  the  Season 3 finale . Not planned, not mentioned, not even thought through — which feels quite on brand, really. But don’t worry, we go out in  classic  WWDD style: absolute chaos, deep philosophical musings (like how many blowjobs you'd need to give before you die), tales of flea-infested flats, 90s TV nostalgia,...

Another week, another episode of  What Would Denise Do?  – and babes, this one's juicier than a wet flannel in a Shagaluf foam party. Deyonce's back from their holibobs and gives us the full rundown: sunbeds, MAGA maniacs, French Canadians discovering heat for the first time, and the spiritual journey of all-inclusive rum. Meanwhile, Davina's trying to remember if he’s in 2001 or just...

Buckle up for a wild, laugh-out-loud ride through the beautifully chaotic, utterly ridiculous, and occasionally catastrophic moments of everyday life! From gym-induced near-death experiences and kitchen experiments gone explosively wrong to questionable road trip decisions and the eternal war over the correct way to eat a scone, this collection of stories is a full-throttle celebration of life’s a...

Oh my God, another bloody episode of  What Would Denise Do?  and this time we’re serving chaos on a silver platter. Davina McCall impressions? Check. Heated debates over GIF vs. JIF? Obviously (David now concedes he said it wrong!). Mariah Carey’s job-seeking dance moves? You bet. Plus, Dominic spills all about his holibobs, including MAGA maniacs, feral sunbed wars, and a bartender who basically...

Dom's off on holiday, but not before we cover the important topics—like why his eyebrows nearly defeated a professional threader, why some people think foreign policy is appropriate cab chat, and why Clare was last seen sprawled across a Ford Cortina. Also, we ask the big questions:  Why the fuck is landfill called landfill? Should Middle Eastern muscle bears be a recognised religion? And is a...

Dating in your 30s is like that scene in  Titanic — “Is there anyone alive out there? Can anyone hear me?”  (spoiler: no, they can’t). This week, Denise and Dom discuss everything from  the miracle of modern hydration  (read: logging 59 glasses of water while hammered) to  a very questionable comedy night experience  involving a  wheelchair, a blind guide, and a mysterious resurrection . Also on t...

Strap in, you sexy lot! Denise, Dom, and David are back for another episode of absolute chaos. This week, we discuss essential life matters, including but not limited to: eyebrow maintenance disasters, undercover professions (spoiler: Denise is NOT a secret priest), and why laser tag is clearly a contact sport for the weak. We also check in on Val, debate midwives on bicycles, and get lost in a de...

Season Twat is Here! Darlings, grab a drink, clutch your pearls, and hold onto your knickers— Season 3  (or as we like to call it,  Season Twat ) has arrived! 🎉 This week, Denise, Dom, and Davina are back, barely prepared and already half-cut, discussing: 🍷  Damp January  (because Dry January is for the weak) 🕵️  Spies, traitors, and whether Denise could go undercover without blowing her own cov...

Welcome to another bonus episode of What Would Denise Do? In this season finale, David, Dom and Mark get increasingly drunk on cheap fizz and tequila rose. Dom wants to know why David keeps his bread in the fridge, and the 3 of us get ready for diving face-first into the post-show buffet. Thanks to everyone who tuned in for Season Two. Season Three will be available in early 2025. In the meantime,...

Welcome to the season 2 finale! Join David, Dom, and special guest Mark for an evening of too many shots, too many glasses of fizz, not having the right microphone plugged in, and sounding like we've all got our heads down the loo on a New Year's Eve—this week's topics: Christmas obvs. Part 2 will be out on Christmas Day. Follow us on the gram @whatwoulddenise

In this pre-Christmas bonus episode, Dom and David dive into the chaos of Christmas: forgotten pantomime dreams, gift-giving disasters, and why cash might be the lazy option. Plus, the legendary Val makes her mark with savage comebacks, and David gets nostalgic over Quality Street tins (perfect for sewing kits  and  secret stashes). A festive episode full of banter laughs, and the occasional inapp...

Join Denise, Dominic, and David for another chaotic ride on  What Would Denise Do? ! In this week’s episode, we dive into the fine art of pole dancing in heels, Christmas tree drama, the perils of one-night stands (including a walk of shame through Songs of Praise), and the terror of porcelain dolls in Airbnbs. It’s messy, it’s funny, and it’s Denise at her absolute best. Strap in—or on—and prepar...

🎄 BONUS EPISODE 🎄 Strap in for a festive free-for-all as Denise and the gang tackle Christmas chaos, drunken midnight mass, and a deep (too deep?) dive into the possible sex appeal of Jesus. There’s confusion over Alan Mimi, tales of sibling shenanigans, and even a heated debate about garlic portions. Plus, Dom spills about his musical past, his chef friends, and why religion might just be the o...

In this week’s episode of What Would Denise Do ?, Denise, Dom, and David, aka Davina, navigate a mess of topics with their usual flair for the chaotic. It's a rollercoaster of nonsense from Big Dan PT at the gym to Denise’s CapCut tech rants and double-dinner confessions. We’re diving into Winchester Cathedral trivia,  Wicked  fandom, and why coronation chicken is the Marmite of sandwiches. Plus,...

In this bonus episode of  What Would Denise Do? , Denise tackles life’s big questions—like why Anna from  Frozen  is the unsung hero and whether a 7ft pre-lit Christmas tree is worth the drama. From Vanessa’s ‘wear the outfit’ wisdom to chaotic chats about reality TV, obscure talents, and childhood dreams of joining the circus, it’s a riotous rollercoaster you don’t want to miss. Pour yourself a d...

Grab a glass of stolen wine (thanks, Susan!) and buckle up for another chaotic episode of  What Would Denise Do?  This week, Denise, Dom, and Devina tackle life’s big questions, like how to deal with dodgy delivery orders, the etiquette of wine pouring, and whether Susan got the better end of the kale swap. There’s some heartfelt advice to younger selves (spoiler: bullies turn into losers), a trag...

🎙️  Bonus Episode: Dom & David’s Hot Takes – Showers, Shaving & Tiny Portions  🛁 In this week’s bonus episode, Dom and David take the reins for a riotous deep-dive into life’s big questions. Is there a right way to wash in the shower? Why are baguette vending machines a thing? And who in their right mind enjoys fine dining when the portions are the size of a postage stamp? From Sambuca-fu...

Get ready for another no-holds-barred episode of  What Would Denise Do?  where Denise, David, and Dom talk doppelgangers, petty grievances, and unexpected sausage thefts. With rants about parking wars, cookies in bed, and gym crushes gone weird, this episode is a glorious mix of chaos and comedy. Expect guinea pigs, champagne etiquette (or lack thereof), and Denise’s unfiltered advice on handling...

Brace yourselves for a bonus episode of pure chaos! The boys are on top form, tackling memes and dodgy deliveries. What act they'd both do as as PM (spoiler: free KFC Fridays). There’s chat about sequels, grief, and the 12 “disciples” aka "the team" in Dom's head. Meanwhile, Dom tries to keep things on track, and Davina might just be a bit shit-faced. Packed with laughs, randomness, and Denise’s u...

Buckle up, you cheeky lot—Denise, Dom, and David are back in full force with Episode 13 of  What Would Denise Do?  This week, it’s all about chaos, laughs, and the occasional existential crisis (don’t worry, Denise handles it). From office dalliances (is shagging in the workplace genius or just messy?) to awkward texts from your mum, nothing is off-limits. Denise shares her no-holds-barred advice...

In this bonus episode, we dive headfirst into the true art of hotel check-ins—shoes off, trousers optional, and a mandatory “orange roll” under the bed to weed out any unwanted lurkers. The conversation takes a turn into absolute mayhem as we swap nightclub fails: hair extensions, headbutts, and one ring with its very own weave! Bonus bits include: A tribute to fortified wines of yore, a debate on...