What Would Denise Do?

Welcome to What Would Denise Do — aka two gays, six seasons' worth of absolute chaos packed into one hour, and the executive decision to rebrand the entire podcast around "Gay Linda" and a severe vocabulary deficit. One of us is so smashed by 9:00 PM that a French man named Clementine caused an immediate ADHD spiral, the other is coping with a hangover so violent that looking at a la...

Right, gather round babes because I need to talk to you about the most chaotic, unhinged, ICONIC podcast on the internet and I will not be taking questions. We've got Gay Linda — yes, GAY LINDA, because somebody named her wrong and she has FORGIVEN but she has NOT forgotten — and her co-host Devina. Or Devine. Whatever darling, they're still working it out mid-episode. These two sit down e...

Welcome to  What Would Denise Do  (or  What Would Hyrox Do , depending on which knee is currently cracking) the podcast where absolutely nothing is planned, everything is chaotic, and two gays try to pretend they have their lives together for 45 minutes. One of us is living our best life (despite a very sick cat and some severe lack of bodily conditioning), the other is aggressively blocking peopl...

This week on What Would Denise Do: two emotionally unstable gays spiral through marathon trauma, accidental Instagram stalking, pub toilet chaos, and the life-changing decision to sign up for a Tough Mudder while half-cut on prosecco. Gay Linda is out here running marathons fueled by spite and loudspeaker announcements, while Davina’s one accidental like away from entering witness protection. Add...

Welcome to What Would Denise Do — aka two gays, a bag of pretzels for tea, and the executive decision to book an entire hat-trick of fitness nightmares—including a Tough Mudder in THREE WEEKS—despite collectively having the lung capacity of a Victorian ghost. One of us is already entirely plastered on pre-show gin, the other is trying to maintain a “butch” Morrison’s car park aura while acting lik...

Welcome to What Would Denise Do — aka two gays, one cat chewing through microphone wires, and the sudden decision to sign up for a Tough Mudder in SIX WEEKS despite collectively going to the gym about four times this year. One of us is recording from what appears to be the 47th room of a haunted mansion, the other’s aggressively self-employed, and the cat has committed several acts of domestic ter...

Welcome to another chaotic installment of  What Would Denise Do? , the only podcast where a 2-hour pre-show drinking session results in zero recording and a 100-pound entry fee for a fitness race in Poland. This week,  Davina  (the one who still looks 32, allegedly) and  Gaylinda  (the artist formerly known as Deyoncé/Tanya Baps/Dom) are falling to pieces—literally. Between Davina’s cracking knees...

This episode of What Would Denise Do? is what happens when you give two unfiltered besties a sofa, a mic, and absolutely no supervision — it’s loud, loose, and fully off the rails within minutes. Deyonce and Davina are a few drinks deep and operating on pure chaos: accents get roasted, family boundaries get questioned, sex chat pops up where it absolutely shouldn’t, and somehow food takes become a...

Buckle up, because the  Season 6  premiere (or is it? David’s notes are a mess) is officially a car crash you won't be able to look away from. Dom and David are back, and they’ve traded their sanity for a kitten, a bottle of Prosecco, and a very questionable Scottish accent. From the grueling highs of  Hyrox  (where David was basically dying while Dom was hunting for "hot daddies") to the logistic...

Right, this episode is giving pure chaos, absolute ICONIC energy, and we're obsessed 💅 So basically, Deyonce and Davina kick things off already in hysterics—like no structure, no plan, just vibes. They’re doing accents, creating drag names for literally everyone, and somehow still circling back to this mystery woman Denise… who the podcast is supposedly about, but no one actually knows what s...

Season six is officially in full swing, and Davina is back to navigate the wreckage of our weekly choices. This week: David decides it's 17 degrees, declares "Summer is here," and heads to Morrisons in his shorts—only for Dom to remind him we're currently in 'False Spring' and to prepare for the second coming of the Beast from the East. We take a deep dive (literally) int...

Right, huns — Season 6 has ARRIVED and honestly, it comes in hotter than walking into the klerb in a floor‑length sequin kaftan. CHAOS. FROM. THE. JUMP. We've been gone five minutes and suddenly it’s all “no sex”, “we’re ancient”, and “I’ve seen a ghost”. Babes, are you alright? Because this is giving full moon in Essex energy. It’s that exact moment when you’ve had one prosecco too many and y...

HNYE! You join us on the precipice of 2026. Grab a drink (or 10), whip your sausage rolls out of the oven, finger your steak bake and your prawn ring and settle into the finale of SEASON FUNF. Thank you to everyone who has listened to us so far over the last 1 1/2 years. Here's to season 6 in 2026. Be sure to follow us on Instagram @whatwoulddenise David, Dom & Denise.

IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY!!! In this gloriously chaotic Christmas episode, Deyonce and Davina go full festive feral. Expect boozy traditions, telly tantrums, floating hats, rogue lights, twerking grandmas, and constant reminders to check your turkey and roasties before it’s too late. There’s shouting, swearing, cracker warfare, strong opinions on Christmas films, and zero tolerance for Lynx Africa. L...

Join us for the penultimate Christmas episode! We'll have a special ep launched live on Christmas Day (and NYE) but for now, sit back, pour yourself a large one and join us for another chaotic episode of What Would Denise Do? Don't forget to follow us and submit your answers to our topics on Instagram!

In this episode, Dom and Davina serve peak festive chaos. They navigate Eurovision parties, lay down the strictest Christmas movie rules (Frozen? Only Christmas Eve, darling), and unleash OCD confessions so precise they’re borderline criminal. Expect debates about pizza, crusts, and even the right number of toilet rolls — yes, really. They spill McDonald’s secrets, roast the worst Christmas presen...

Another hilarious episode of What Would Denise Do. This week, Dom & Davina are in the depths of Surrey at Davina's apartment. Looking like they're lined up to be shot, with their Stanley cups full of gin. Join us for another drunken episode of craziness.

This episode is pure Denise energy, babes . Deyonce and Davina are straight-up spiralling — we’re talking full-blown diva meltdown, emotional, hysterical, iconic. One minute they’re belting Wicked like they’re on the West End, the next they’re nearly slicing their own faces off mid-shave because the vocals were too powerful . Mother Nature gets dragged for flicking the switch to autumn like a diva...

Our Halloween special is here, and it’s absolute chaos. Dom relives the moment a furious ghost screamed “GET OUT!” in the Edinburgh vaults, while Davina casually drops the fact he's seen a full-bodied passenger sitting in the backseat of his car. The pair wander through haunted castles, rogue orbs, and the terror of clowns, child catchers and cursed gym equipment that definitely looks like BDS...

Deyonce and Davina are back and more unhinged than ever. From plotting a French-speaking podcast they can’t actually speak, to deep dives into The Kardashians , Christmas telly schedules, and Joan of Arc’s skincare routine, it’s a rollercoaster through chaos, culture, and cream-filled dauphinoise. Somewhere between Vicar of Dibley and Victoria Wood , our duo discuss witchy powers, accidental Freem...

Buckle up, babes, because this season finale is the most iconic, chaotic, and downright unhinged episode yet. Deyonce and Davina take you from the majestic White Cliffs of Dover (where one nearly left his mother for dead but found enlightenment and wine instead), to a Holiday Inn so wild it should’ve come with a trigger warning — featuring “Masturbating Matthew” and a fire alarm from hell. Between...

Welcome to another chaotic catch-up is an absolute riot, kicking off with a deep dive into  J.Lo's album lore  and a philosophical debate on the impracticalities of  adult film snacks . The conversation spirals beautifully, covering everything from the joy of  chicken tikka paninis  to plans for an unlikely  horseback riding podcast session  at a friend's stables. We also pull back the cur...

Hold onto your Aperol spritzes, because Deyonce and Davina are off the rails . From dodgy knees on single-leg extensions to gym psychopaths strutting in with no pants (yes, really), nothing is safe. They worship crisps like royalty, plot holiday disasters, and debate alien life like it’s the hottest gossip on TOWIE. Space, darling. They dive into the terrifying beauty of floating off into the void...

The gang's back together, spilling the tea on everything from Beyoncé’s Vegas gig—and Michelle's clumsy arse—to what really happens when you bring a man back to your mum's house against her wishes. We get deep into the mysteries of Star Wars and Star Trek, and try to settle the most important debate of our time: Is "cleverer" a word? Plus, we've got a brilliant story abou...

In this episode, Dom and David go full chaos mode — from Beyoncé and Destiny’s Child gossip to paint jobs gone wrong, leprechaun impressions, and accidental Mrs. Doubtfire moments. Dom recounts the wild joy (and slight cult vibes) of Most Wuthering Heights Day Ever in Margate, complete with red dresses, Kate Bush tributes, and a family full-circle moment. Meanwhile, Davina spills about noisy fans,...